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Van, 33

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About Me

It's hard to write a profile and not make it sound lame. No one actually likes filling these things out anyway. But according to the "helpful hints" I'll get better responses if I do. So here I go giving into peer pressure. I've been told time and time again, that I'm like an onion. That just when someone thinks they know me, another layer is peeled revealing something else that they hadn't expected. I'm skilled at planning a get away in a moments notice. Though it is always fun being kidnapped and just go. Doesn't matter where or how we get there but the journey in-between. Or at least have some ridiculous stories to tell as a result. I'm sarcastic and tend to have a dirty sense of humor. With me, you'll learn to expect the unexpected, and who doesn't like surprises! Anything but a movie... do people even suggest that for a first meeting? Man, I hope not

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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