SIMILAR PEOPLE
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DevanOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Frankly, i'm on here for s***s and giggles and amusement. If i get messaged by Nfl players or super sucesssful lawyers and stock brokers i will more than likely not respond, not only because we all know this is b.s., but, because the fact that you must address this kind of thing in the opening line of your message speaks volumes as far as the fact that there is probably nothing going for you in way of personality. I am in no way interested in a fling with a complete stranger. I do not want naked pics of you (no matter how hard you claim it can get...i just coughed a bullshit), and if you've got nothing better then "hey beautiful" or "sexy mama", you're barking up the wrong tree. Also, come on people, at least try to be grammatically correct, spell check never killed anyone. I don't really care that you have a comfy bed, mine is still better, but if that is the case, enjoy...alone. Don't take it personally if you don't get a response, an attitude that rivals that of my 12 year old nephew is extremely unbecoming. To all of you serial offenders out there, multiple messages, (especially the copy and pasted ones), are not going to do much more than irritate me. This was probably a waste of a sentence because it is painfully obvious that these people don't read profiles. Its gotta take a special breed of douche rocket to shotgun a completely generic paragraph to every girl who's picture they click on. One has to wonder if this tactic works, until one realizes that we are indeed on a crappy "dating" site. It then becomes crystal clear to me that i am about to delete this silly profile and never look back. If people on the internet can manage to piss me off so easily, its not looking so good for me out there in the real world. Sooo..****ers attitude appeals to you, feel free to hit me up. If you have had any problems understanding or grasping anything written here in, i would take my advice and refrain from contact. If the thought crosses your mind that you might just "be the one" to shock the living sh*tout of me, i would have to advise you to refrain from contact.;bend me over and...." (i'm sure you can figure out the rest of that sentence), I must warn you that messaging me would be the biggest waste of your time and i will more than likely make you feel about as small as we all know your member must be. You know who you are. If you are in any way compelled to give me your two cents on how ****y and cynical i sound, i'll save you the time that it takes to write that oh so original message and respond by saying, i am just a product of my surroundings on this site and grow a f***ing sense of humor, or an I.Q. that is higher than your shoe size. And now my tip of the century which i shall put into terms that may be intellectually digested by those who have so publicly proven that it is nothing short of a miracle that they managed to progress passed 5th grade: remove wedding ring before taking pics to upload to a dating site.$sha's disgusting but talented infestation of auto-tuned crabs that require damp and moist castles of CLITTER (vaginal glitter).
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TonyOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
First off, I should say I am a mother of 3. My kids are 10,8 and 1. I am recently divorced from their father but he is still in the picture. Their picture, not mine.....I would prefer to date someone that has kids because I feel like other single parents get me more. I cant just wake up on a Tuesday and decide to randomly take off for a 4 day vacation. and sometimes plans change because a kid gets sick or the babysitter calls out. those are simple "how to date a single mom" moments. LOLThat being said, I am still a young lady and I like having fun too. IM pretty simple.I work full time, so I welcome a night out!!!! I am extremely outgoing person and can make friends with anyone. Oddly enough, I enjoy people. I think even the annoying and obnoxious have something to bring to a conversation. A lady once told me that I was blessed with a wonderful personality and that "you cant teach that, you either have it or you don't" So I guess I have it. I am sarcastic, funny and have a pretty goofy sense of humor. ive been known to tell an inappropriate joke every once in a while. everyone loves the classic "that's what she said" it never gets old. I am looking for someone that isn't just on here looking for a random hookup because ill be honest, that's not me. I am so not a casual relationship person, never will be. Im not looking for marriage, but I think that if you like a person, you invest some time. get to know them. spend time with them, see where it goes. I don't think that texting and talking on phone is a good way to judge chemistry at all. or if you see the person once every two weeks. I am better in a relationship because its all ive known. dating scene is a scary place to be hahaha.feel free to say hi! looking forward to meeting you The best date I have ever been on was to frank santos, the x rated hypnotist. so obviously I am not a quiet dinner and a movie girl. I wanna laugh, I want to show my personality. something funny, or a sporting event - preferably the Pats or Red Sox!!!
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BokOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I love to camp, fish, hike... If you can help me perfect my horseshoe skills... I would be forever grateful.... I'm trying to win the family horseshoe trophy at our annual camping trip!I have been told I have a great sense of humor... I find humor the best quality in a man.I value a man who doesn't play games, who has manners, and is not arrogant. But basically I don't want a man who is so self absorbed and pretty that I may wrinkle his clothes. And if u get super angry if someone steps on your sneakers... It would never work lol.I have a 10 year old son who is my heart. He is kind, thoughtful, holds the door open for strangers, says please, thank you, sir and maam.. and has an amazing soul. We often dance around the house and try out new dance moves. He plays many sports, but likes football the best. Most importantly, he is not a jerk. If you have kids, great... If your kids are jerks... Not great. I have a big extended family I love and have grown to really enjoy their company.I have a lot of gfs and really value their time and conversation.I love wine but there is nothing more fun than a pitcher of beer on a Saturday with good friends and family. Trust is very important. I don't like games... Life is too short... Let's just be real. Up for discussion. Maybe coffee or a drink and app.