SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Alyx
Online
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
This part is always so hard. My friends and family are very important to me. We spend lot of time together so I'm looking for someone that can join in tooI am looking for someone can laugh and hve a good time and just be silly sometimes. If you want to know something give me a shout!!
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Jaidyn
Online
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
Never ever giving you a nude photo!No photo?...no chatting!!"Negative, I am a meat popsicle"First things first I'm 40, not 34, I can't get this thing to change. I have a wicked sense of humor, and joke about everything.I curse a lot, so if that bothers you,...... Eff off, you effin eff...........lol (favorite expression)I'm not into being a mommy, I have my children raised, and out of the house. I'm done raising children. I am not good with kids. They are so unpredictable. That being said, if you have kids, I hope they were raised right, with manners, and respect, cause otherwise, I'm outta there....I think you get the idea.I'm very into Sci-fi, star wars, star trek, The fifth Element, Scary Movie, Anything Adam Sandler, or Mike Myers, also love horror, not badly made ones, but I'll watch them for kicks.I'm not looking for a one night stand, or sexual favors, JUST STOP ASKING!You know how you appreciate when someone messages you back, and says, NOT INTERESTED? Well we appreciate it also.I know this is going to sound weird, BUT, I do NOT have a phone. I know, weird, and a little crazy, but what can I say?, I've found a cheaper way. Free.I honestly have a wonderful sense of humor, but it only comes out with personal interaction, go ahead, msg me.I prefer younger men, just what I like. I'm not perfect, but I'm oh so close, it's scary..-ness I have. (eye roll ) I have noticed the way people fill out their profile's on here, very unsettling. I've also noted, a lot of men don't seem to know how to spell, you know,nothing turns me off more than, bad grammar. be prepared to be corrected. By all means correct me if I'm wrong.I mean, there is spell check, but, if you don't use the top brain, your bottom brain, is not going to see much action. (that was not an invite, settle down)If you're sensitive to jokes, and comments, don't bother messaging me. I am very blunt, and honest. And I can take it, as much as I dish it out, Can you?As you will notice by my pictures, I like change, and often do so, keeps things interesting. I have many hobbies, and interests. MANYI am a painter, in my spare time, I'm here for friends, and Real men. I'm a real woman, I work hard, enjoy life, experienced a lot, still more to discover. I believe in you opening my door, walking to my step, and knocking if you ask me out, don't sit in your truck waiting for me.And on a final note (for now) IF you have chatted, and we get along, should you see me in public, say hi, don't be all "oh I don't know that person"Unless, of course, that's your preference.this thing gets longer every day. Truth be told, I would enjoy going to the Driving Range.Nothing like swinging, like a mad woman, and NEVER making contact with the little ball. Oh not me of course...I'm a self proclaimed pro. Oh I have one...Getting stickers from the dollar store, and randomly placing them on bumpers...If you see a rash of this happening, it wasn't me.
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Deloise
Online
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
OK so clearly we have both given up trying to meet people the usual way...that's why were here right? Read on....(but don't take every word seriously)I've been single just long enough to figure out what I'm looking for, but not long enough to settle for something that isn't fantastic! Doesn't seem like it should be too hard to find!?I have kids. Two of them. They’re young (9 & 6) and awesome, but get one drop of sugar in them and you’re dealing with a feeding-Gremlins-after-midnight situation. Do you have kids? That’s cool. I can work with that, but I’ll probably judge your parenting style and will constantly think in my head how superior my children are.On the plus side, my kids both have the same baby daddy, so if we get serious, there’s only one dude you have to engage in awkward interactions with.When I’m not building forts, I'm either at work, or trying to find something to do other than lay on the couch. I have some trust issues. I’ve been hurt. I’m sure you have, too, but we’re talking about me now. We’ll do that a lot. I’ll overthink and question everything to the point it drives me mad until I feel comfortable trusting you.There’s a few positives about me that help outweigh all the crazy, but I’ll let you figure those out on your own, that’s the fun part, the getting to know each other. I mean, finding out someone you’re interested in was once awarded a Best Ass trophy is a way better surprise than anything I wrote about here. Let’s keep the surprises fun.CheersSome of this may be stolen from the inter web...but I have a great sense of humor First date….not sure!!! I am willing to entertain any reasonable offer.