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ElmerOnline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-63
Born and raised in the wild by a family of Red Squirrels, a sworn enemy of Gwen the Gwey. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, (aka Derek Russo Sugli Alberi - Derek the Red Tree Dweller) commander of the Squirrel Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Squirellius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next, so watch your nuts Gwen! N/S only please...I've seen this on a few profiles but have no idea what it means. I can only guess that it means "Non-slappers" or "no scroungers", so that'll do for me, or could it be Non-smokers, that's quite preferable too.Time to freshen this up a bitDue to recent popular demand and also as a reward to my fans around the world, I have decided to update my profile. After all its only fair to spread the joy, plus it makes me feel good too.....and that's all that counts really ;)Please feel free to contact me, I will try to reply, however if I don't, it could mean that, I don't think that we're suited, or, Ive forgotten how to type, or Ive had too much medication and passed out. Similarly, if I do reply, that doesn't mean that I think we're a good match. I just might be feeling chatty, obnoxious, witty, drunk or all eight. It's not like I haven't given you enough material to work with, so please say something more interesting than "Hi, how are you?"By day i work as a lab technician and due to a recent industrial accident have been blessed with the super power of flexibility and springiness, which I abuse to its full extent as a cat burglar and am now known by Interpol as Colin.This new found attribute has enabled me to start a diamond smuggling operation to finance my addiction to wine gums (which I am slowly conquering). I am considering selling my yacht and going into the shoe, flower and chocolate business. I’m an ex F1 driver and in my spare time I model hessian underwear.I can also blow up balloons and look good in big floppy shoes, red nose and curly wig....oh and I forgot to mention I’m also unbeaten at pooh sticks.Update (they seem to be a la mode so why not!)Unless you have gold and diamonds dripping from your ears and fingers or juicy gems sat on your chest i may not reply. (see profession)I'm ultimately looking for someone that can multitask, that way i can sit around all day and do sod all.Please show this on your profile if you know someone who has been eaten by a shark!~~~/~~~o/~~~Now wheres that nurse with the medication trolley........ Update 14.73 It would appear that its not just men that don't bother to read profiles, I'm still getting "hi there" and "hi how are you" messages.....so pique my interest, say more than hi, catch my eye and you may just get a reply ....oh i enjoyed that.Update 21.6.938.06.a Alas time and medication have now caught up with me and I no longer have dark flowing locks of hair, in fact its decidedly grey! As was once said by a famous Mexican "joo wanna stroaka ma goat?"Pooh Sticks of course
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SantiagorOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 22-35
Hi! My name is Santiagor. I am separated catholic hispanic man without kids from Pembroke Pines, Florida, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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WhitneyOnline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 31-51
Hello,I'm a professional touring Roadie. I work for lots of different bands, and like to travel as much as possible. I just finished a year with Lady Gaga. I will be going out for a few months with Shania Twain starting June 1st.It's been a little slow lately, but it's like that for everybody. At this point, I'm looking for friends maybe even with benefits. I need some female companionship that I can take out to dinner, movies, bars, or whatever we may want to do.Of course, this can always turn into more in the future. I'm good for whatever comes up.I'm very laid back and easy going.I don't really like clubs or dancing, but the local bars are a lot of fun.I love to people watch!I'm mostly into rock and metal as far as music goes. For movies I lean more towards the action and drama. Comedies are great, but they are better on DVD than in the cinema.I was born and raised in North Idaho, spent lots of time all around the northern panhandle and Canada. I went to Collage at BSU. Lived in So-Cal for 6yrs before coming to Vegas.I try to visit my family in ID whenever I can, and I like to work on my property I have up there.I'm a little shy to start out with, but I open up very quickly. It's the the first 10min of breaking the ice that are hard for me.An initial meet up at a coffee shop or bar is great just to see if there is any chemistry.After that I'm kinda old-school when it comes to the first date. I like to do the standard dinner and a movie thing. I'm always open for whatever may happen really.