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ConnieOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
OK ladies let's try the standard pick up lines; let's see - Hmmm shopping in NY City (no their last boy friend's idea of shopping was walmart. - that won't work). Romantic walk on the beach? NO - NG I got bit by the jellyfish last time and couldn't stop crying in front of her! I am so CONFUSED! Gawd I don't know what to do! I am half italian and half jewish - I don't KNOW IF I SHOULD STEAL IT OR BUY IT WHOLESALE! Don't you JUST LOVE A FREAKING SALE? If you read this far at least drop me a line and tell me you thought this was funny! I would like to meet an attractive lady who likes boating, beach and shopping. In any order! Ohhhhh ya she should be attractive and in good shape and younger than I am. If she is older than me and has loads of $$$$ that's OK also - she can be a SugarGrandma! LOL. I apologize in advance if I don't respond. Evidently many find this funny and they write me like crazy! AMAZING! Sometimes I get several hundred pounds of women in a few hours! LOL Thanks! Don't get discouraged. Let's say. You weigh ***lbs or more. Just hook up with a friend who is 300lb plus and then offer yourselves as a PAIR! 2 fives = 10! LOL.all kidding aside - i am very healthy and count that as my main blessing every day. I stay in very good shape and i am told that i can be funny as #$it at times. I am looking for a long term relationship. My friends tell me i am a hopeless romantic? what do you think? lets do something fun! forget all the normal stuff like starbucks etc. that is more like an interview. lets get crazy! lets have a sleep over! a real picnic in bed with drinks and foods and champagne! that's a first date! lmao! hahaha
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AlecOffline
Man. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 48-58
No particular order:Like being outside whenever possible, doing whatever. Playing golf, walking, BBQ, the beach, and OK, sometimes yard wok.Other times, best to leave the Bear Gryliss costume (Man vs. Wild), in the closet. But do like his accent, just not sure I could eat tumble weed. Love dogs, have a husky / pitbull- I was told anyway. Dogs have such wonderful personalities; always there when you need them. True companions.Hate this part; trying to talk about yourself in such a manner as to create response..Been there, tried everything at least once. Although like to try / see new things. World has a lot to offer; if you're lucky you may see / do 5 things worth remembering.Honesty is the most important virtue .without it you have nothing. Everything else takes it's proper course.Led Zepp, U2. New M&M "I need a doctor". Although he is still a punk.Would like to meet someone tall dark and mysterious. When that fails, someone with sense of humor that takes life a day at a time. Does not sweat small stuff. Not looking for snobby, always right type. WE ALL make mistakes - partly why we're on this sight. Good thing is now comes bigger and better. Pretty dumb question.
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NickOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-29
Hi! My name is Nick. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Litchfield Park, Arizona, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.