SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Connie
Online
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
OK ladies let's try the standard pick up lines; let's see - Hmmm shopping in NY City (no their last boy friend's idea of shopping was walmart. - that won't work). Romantic walk on the beach? NO - NG I got bit by the jellyfish last time and couldn't stop crying in front of her! I am so CONFUSED! Gawd I don't know what to do! I am half italian and half jewish - I don't KNOW IF I SHOULD STEAL IT OR BUY IT WHOLESALE! Don't you JUST LOVE A FREAKING SALE? If you read this far at least drop me a line and tell me you thought this was funny! I would like to meet an attractive lady who likes boating, beach and shopping. In any order! Ohhhhh ya she should be attractive and in good shape and younger than I am. If she is older than me and has loads of $$$$ that's OK also - she can be a SugarGrandma! LOL. I apologize in advance if I don't respond. Evidently many find this funny and they write me like crazy! AMAZING! Sometimes I get several hundred pounds of women in a few hours! LOL Thanks! Don't get discouraged. Let's say. You weigh ***lbs or more. Just hook up with a friend who is 300lb plus and then offer yourselves as a PAIR! 2 fives = 10! LOL.all kidding aside - i am very healthy and count that as my main blessing every day. I stay in very good shape and i am told that i can be funny as #$it at times. I am looking for a long term relationship. My friends tell me i am a hopeless romantic? what do you think? lets do something fun! forget all the normal stuff like starbucks etc. that is more like an interview. lets get crazy! lets have a sleep over! a real picnic in bed with drinks and foods and champagne! that's a first date! lmao! hahaha
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Jamar
Online
Man. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 51-61
NICE MAN WITH A GREAT FUTURE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL TO SHARE IT WITH.I LIKE TO WORK A LOT AND HAVE A GOOD TIME. LOVE TO TRAVEL AND HAVE A LOT OF PLACES I STILL WANT TO GO TO AND WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SOMEONE TO TRAVEL WITH. DINNER, LUNCH, A FEW DRINKS ANYTHING TO GET TO TALK TO YOU AND SEE IF THERE IS AN ATTRACTION.
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Stevie
Online
Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 49-59
I am a 50 year old man, recently divorced. I have one daughter, and one grandson who I love very much ! I have a harley and love to ride, I am looking for a good co-pilot in life. I like to camp and travel when I get the chance, I enjoy nice weather, a good cup of coffee, and snuggling up to a good movie! I have lots of good friends, and love to hang out a party. looking for a women that wants to have fun and that is not afrid to speak her mind. I am not to concervitive, I am up for trying new things and meeting new people. My moto in life is " live free or Die" my daughter and I have it tattooed on us. I was In the Army for 4 years, and am vert patriotic! I love country music and rock. I have never tried internet dating, so I figuered I would give it a shot! My goal is to find someone that loves to spend time with me, and that I love to spend time with. I am easy going and laid back. I also cook a mean breakfast! Its been a while since I have dated, but I whould probably base a date on what would interest the women. However I would probably take you out to a nice dinner, so that we can talk and get to know one another better. Have a few drinks and share some laughs.