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MaryjaneOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-25
Hi! My name is Maryjane. I am separated other mixed woman with kids from Columbus Grove, Ohio, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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BrandieOnline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
On advice... I'm shortening my profile to avoid those that searching for the wrong thing and finding similarities in my profile. If you want to know more, message me :)I probably won't respond if you don't have a pic. Only those with clear pics of your face (without sunglasses on or duckfaces) and no nudies please :DRecently joined the gym and I'm loving the extra energy it's giving me!! Far from a gym rat but looking forward to setting and achieving healthy goals!I'm genuine and looking for someone the same :) I'm NOT looking for share a partner with anyone else so if you're looking to fulfill some fantasy with multiple people, I'm not your type... sorry."Love me at my worst if you want to keep me at my best""I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."—;Men Seeking Women" Code Word MeansThese are meant as a joke and in no way meant as an insult... unless the meaning really fits you! hahaha40-ish . . . . . . . . . . . . 52 and looking for 25-yr-oldAdventurer . . . . . . . . . . Gets up from the couch to go to the fridgeAffectionate . . . . . . . . . Needy and looking for mother-figureArtist . . . . . . . . . . . . Delicate ego badly in need of massageAthletic . . . . . . . . . . . Sits on the couch and watches ESPNAssertive . . . . . . . . . . .Pushy with a mean streakAverage looking . . . . . . . .Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and backDistinguished-looking . . . . .Fat, grey, and baldEducated . . . . . . . . . . . Will always treat you like an idiotEmployed . . . . . . . . . . . On management track at Radio Shack (now the Source, lol)Financially secure . . . . . . I will spend some money on you, in return for which I will expect you to obey my every whim for the duration of your mortal lifeFreedom-loving . . . . . . . . UndependableFree spirit . . . . . . . . . .Sleeps with your sisterFriendship first . . . . . . . As long as friendship involves nudityFun . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Good with a remote and a six packGood looking . . . . . . . . . Arrogant **stardHonest . . . . . . . . . . . . Pathological LiarHuggable . . . . . . . . . . . Overweight, more body hair than Gentle BenIndependent thinker . . . . . .CrazyISO Slim, attractive female . .Would be better off with a labrador retrieverLight drinker . . . . . . . . .Headed for AALike to cuddle . . . . . . . . Insecure, overly dependentLike romantic walks on the beach ... I read Cosmo and think this is what you want to hearLooking for Mrs. Right . . . . Looking for Mrs. RichMature . . . . . . . . . . .Until you get to know himOpen-minded . . . . Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interestedPassionate . . . . . . Really hornyPhysically fit . . . . . .I spend a lot of time in front of mirrors admiring myselfPoet . . . . . . . . . . . . .Once wrote on a bathroom stall while constipatedProfessional . . . . . Owns a white button downReliable . . . . . . . . . Shows up on time--give or take 3 hoursSelf-employed . . . .Jobless and eat nachos all daySensitive . . . . . . . . .NeedySmart . . . . . . . . . . . .Thinks Cheers is "the wittiest show ever"Spiritual . . . . . . . . . .Once went to church with his grandmother on EasterStable . . . . . . . . . . . Occasional stalker, but never arrestedThoughtful . . . . . . . Says "Please" when demanding a beerUninhibited . . . . . . Lacking basic social skillsVirile . . . . . . . . . . . . Can read 3 Penthouse Forums without passing outYoung at heart . . . . :)
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KelseyOnline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
Thanks for stopping by! My Self Summary:Likes: my son, my dog, kindness, books, honesty, music, curiosity, hot coffee in the morning, road trips, anywhere by the water, the Redskins, and laughter. lots of laughter.Dislikes: calories, snakes, dishonesty, BBQ sauce, strawberries, black licorice (and anything that tastes like it), eye rolls, rudeness, poor grammar/spelling, tactlessness, doing dishes and most housework, and the price of gas.I’m on this site to see what happens and to see if there really are any nice guys left.I’m open to short-term dating (because it’s fun), but know that I am dating with an eye for the long term (because it’s more fun).What I am Doing with My Life:I spend my days teaching the youth of America in 3rd grade and my weekends shuttling my son to and from his various events. It's time I broaden my horizons. I am working towards becoming healthier and joined a gym and didn't realize how much I would like it. I am still a work in progress, but we are all in some way right?I am Really Good At:witty sarcastic comebacks laughing, genuinely, even at the stupid jokes.being a super Aunt and an even better mom.cooking, but not doing the dishes.hugging, and making others feel better.wearing my heart on my sleeve, though sometimes I wish I wasn’t so good at it.solving the puzzles on wheel of fortune, it’s uncanny.remembering the lyrics to almost every song I hear. jealous right?I spend a Lot of Time Thinking About:the weekend.do me and my profile match? cooking.when it is ok to wear flip-flops.family.papers that need grading.how come you keep lookin’ at my profile but you don’t message me?what to put on my nook next.You Should Message Me If:you believe that there is someone out there for everyone. you think that your already-pretty-great life is better when shared with someone, and you’re ready to find that someone now-ish.you’re happy to spend Sunday ready to watch football (go Skins!) and put up with family dinner. :)you want to teach me how to play golf. Good company and good conversation can take place anywhere!