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Ivy, 42
United States, New York, Franklin Square

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I enjoy all the regular things humans do... except small talk (ugh), large crowds, mommy groups ('dem woman are crazy) and I feel no guilt sending the nanny to go on field trips with my children. Also, if you posted yourself posed with dead animals, dead fish, or weapons. Move on. It won't work.So, won’t waste your time listing common human interests (we all like food and drink. We would die without them). That said, I will list a few points about myself to ruminate on: - I respect honesty, intelligence and wit above all other traits. Have wry wit myself...but I am not mean. I may live in my own reality, so just speak up if I say something off. I don’t offend easily. No biggie.- Not looking to change anyone or for anyone to change me.- Brains vs looks? Brains always win. Looks are a bonus. - I expect to be treated better than one of the guys. I don't need to know your restroom dealings, see you spit, scratch your man bits or any other thing you may do in private.- I love men. I’m not the type who gets off on unmanning the opposite sex. Totally respect a proper man.- Not big into "over-sharing". Some things should be kept a mystery. - I am not conventional. If I was in Star Wars, I would have gone to the dark side, totally. Seriously, have you seen the Death Star?? I don’ That thing was the bomb!!! If you are a Trekkie, I think the Federation was a total bonehead for not trying to create a Borg ship of their own. A cube shaped ship that could warp speed around. Damn! - If you don't want any DRAMA, buy a blow up doll. It is unrealistic. - I am a fiercely private person. Don’t ask too many questions. You will not like the answers. Trust me.- I do not believe for a moment that all these people who say they “enjoy fishing” really do. Seriously? Camping? Will tolerate it as long as I don’t have to sleep on the ground. Humans have spent most of history trying to evolve beyond sleeping outdoors. That said, I like the outdoors as long as it is close to the indoors.- I still watch cartoons. Do not watch local news. And, have no idea why folks watch the Weather Channel? The weather is going to happen. Just peek outside the window. You cannot change it. If is going to affect your travels or blow you house down, someone will usually alert or phone you. Move on with your day here in (insert your current city).- Don't really care what others think. Unless they are a part of the X-men team, their thoughts cannot kill you.- I live an epicurean lifestyle. Being alive is pretty cool, most of the time. If I had to pick taking a nap or cleaning. Nap wins, hands down. - I smoke, drink and do not make my bed. Move along if you have a problem with that. You are not the boss of me.- Don't like to cook, clean house, or buy greeting cards for anyone. I do not own an iron. I “cook” meals in the microwave and have my children thinking that eating raw vegetables and hummus for dinner is cool…which it is. - You can hire others to do tasks you don’t like to do. That is their profession! - We are all damaged by our childhood. Get over it already or get a shrink. It is silly to use that as a crutch your whole life. There are drugs out there to aid in the transition. If need be, get a prescription for some.- Life motto: Do what you really want to do (caveat: must have a proper moral code and no weird serial killer junk). Do u want to press a shirt or take a nap/write/play/do anything that doesn't include that damn shirt? Pay someone to do it! You don’t need to have über money to have people take stuff off your plate. What are you trying to prove by doing it yourself? The only thing that proves is poor planning skills or you have nothing better to do?- I don't do street drugs but am addicted to anything that starts with the small letter “i” (read: iPhone, iPad, iPod, iPad mini). They are my iLoves. Just settle down while I check my stuff. I know proper limits. -You cannot compete with my greyhounds or horses. They are furry and always over the moon to see me. Not possible for humans to keep that level…but I do enjoy watching someone try. - Not looking for a "baby daddy" for my children. Have them covered. Nannies are the best invention since, well, nannies.- Want to meet someone to have some adult fun with; and no, I am not booty call. Need conversations that do not include the words "buba", "diapie", or "did u just pee pee on mommy’s iPad?" Other adult activities are highly enjoyable for me as well.- If you wear your big boy pants more than 85% of the time, I am cool with that. - My greyhound sleeps on my bed every night. She will prevail. Quiet dinner or a drink. Or, a great rave/dance party. Somewhere we could talk. Yet, sometimes talking is overrated. I love films! I find that odd that seeing a film is against the rules. Makes me want to do it even more. I think a low key, pressure free environment would be perfect. But, a very high drama would cut the crap and see who has the balls!“Walking on the beach” is a flawed concept for a first date. What if you walk all the way down a shore line and realize you do not like this person? What an awkward walk back to the car. I am not going to make up some weird scenario to look cool!!! If the first date seems to produce some good mojo, the sky is the limit.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Caribbean Vietnamese Action Crime Drama Fantasy History
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