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EsterOnline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
NOW HIRING: Attractive, intelligent, fun loving guy I can annoy for the rest of my life. BOYS need not apply. Please apply in the form of an *** attach a photo. All reasonable applications will be considered.Job title: Full Time BoyfriendJob description:Be kind and understanding when the girlfriend is either sick, hurt, having a bad day, or just generally upset. This includes bad hair days, fat days, can't find the shoes that I want to wear days, nothing sounds good to eat but I am starving days, and the all inclusive leave me the heck alone day.Take out the trash. This is still the job of the boyfriend even if he doesn't live with the girlfriend. Girls don't take out trash.Fix things that need to be fixed. The girlfriend should not have to worry about electrical stuff, car stuff, lawn mower stuff, or plumbing stuff. It is the job of the boyfriend to make sure that the girlfriend knows that the boyfriend still thinks she is beautiful and that he still wants to kiss her and snuggle even when she first wakes up (after appropriate teeth brushing)The boyfriend will carry heavy things.No lying. Not even once never ever ever.Send texts and respond to texts in a reasonable amount of time(careful thought will be given for extenuating circumstances)Benefits:Having a plus oneSomeone to tell your stories to( someone that will listen, other than your mom)Avoiding the dreaded "fifth wheel" situation, with an attractive alternative to your buddyComplimentary wardrobe consultant(if necessary)Permanent date for social eventsIntelligent conversation with a bit of sarcasmPDA or PrivateFun, fun, funEqual opportunity employerDisclaimer......If you're not serious about what you want and can't be a grown up and be honest I'm probably not the one for you. I know what I want. I really don't want someone who is just messing around. Say what you mean and mean what you say.....I have a 19 year old son, probably don't want more children but I don't mind if you have children.
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ElmaOnline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
tattoos appreciated but not required!!!I have one tattoo.I am outgoing, passionate and have a slightly sarcastic, and at times, dark sense of humor.I'm looking for chemistry and friendship to start. It doesn't always lead to love and I'm ok with that. I do want to fall in love eventually. I want a long term relationship with that person that i can trust, has my back, we make each other laugh and we can't wait to see each other. I love to give and get affection.I like to do a wide variety of things, like, being on the back of a motorcycle, festivals, road trips, movies, beach restaurants, boating, hanging out, exploring...***disclaimers***If you are significantly younger than I am and think that I, as a woman over 40, are dying to have sex with you because you're in your 20s or 30s, you're mistaken. And, no matter how many ways you explain to me that you want a relationship after we have sex, I'm not falling for it and I am not interested. Maybe someone your own age would be easier to con ;) Please don't waste my time or yours. I don't lie or cheat and expect the same in return.I look like my pictures. I didn't get bigger or older ;)If I'm asking you questions and you're just answering them and not contributing anything else or asking me questions, it's not a conversation and it appears you're not interested and I will stop asking you questions. Please don't message me in a few weeks asking why we stopped talking. I like to meet first over coffee or a drink.
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LoraineOnline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
Hi! I'm a busy, single mom of an 11 year old daughter who is ready to get out there and meet Mr Right. I have a lot to offer a man but what I am not looking for is someone looking for a sugar mama. I am looking for a smart, hardworking, honest, trustworthy, well educated man who is looking for a serious relationship. I don't need a man to take care of me, I do just fine. I want someone to share my life with and to have fun and laugh with. I spend most of my free time either at the gym, hanging with my daughter or hanging out with my awesome friends. I like a lot of types of music but Love Love Love Bon Jovi. Huge Fan! I believe in honesty and open communication in a relationship and if you want to know more about me, just ask. Hope to hear from you.