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About Me

About me.....on a bad one...William Dafoe...lol.) Self proclaimed "e tard" needs lots of tech support! Can crochet and drive a stick shift-though not at same time... Am a good cook, and an awesome defroster, but boy, I can order pizza better than anyones business! Can catch me reading Better Homes and Gardens or the latest non fiction poolside and have a soft spot in my heart for 80s, classic rock and my secret shame-disco. Born into a Cubs family...so you know I am a compassionate soul and always root for the underdogs! Looking for man who owns a suit (but doesn't necessarily have to be ***Must like dogs (well ok-just my crazy dog) and can enjoy a glass of red with a good steak dinner. Hoping you will be able to help me set my alarm clock and dvr player and teach me the finer points of football (Have not found anyone able to explain it the right way to me yet lol) Please dance with me...just hold me close and sway a bit-no feet movement required lol) Laugh at my dumb jokes and I will return the favor! I sit sipping on a margarita waiting for you to walk into the restaurant bar.... glancing away from the guy with the oh so lame pick up lines... the crowds part...and there you are...smiling directly at me...Shockingly, exactly like your photo! ....You are disgustingly charming and make me blush....Hey! A girl can DREAM! The looking like your picture thing though is appriciated!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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