SIMILAR PEOPLE
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BentlyOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
This is the part where im supposed to write something about myself and just say whatever...How about this...Auto makers brag about the Vette and Ferrari. How fast they are how nice you'll look in them, how girls will fall all over themselves if you own one. What they don't tell you is how they get Shitty gas mileage, expensive to maintain and insure. So all I have to say is it's up to you to just say screw it...Just get in and drive it!!!! In other words You'll have to ask to find out...Also I have 9 tattoo's and am Looking for a girl with tattoo's would be a plus...If not no big deal!!! This is where I do the typical..."I'm not looking for drama,a cheater,or a liar"...RIGHT...Honestly...Who the F#ck is looking for that anyways...c'mon people...I'm simple and easy going, material objects make people happy but I don't let that rule my life or values!!.It's probably not yours) I want to find someone that is willing to try new things even if it extreme or just simple...Try something new you just may like it...And also would like to add that "hot" is not a compliment for women..Guys need to learn this..That's only used by the douche bags in the club that just wanna "score" for the night...use compliments like Beautiful...and Gorgeous..That's a compliment..***I'm a guy..So Ladies..I love football,I'm gonna watch it on Sunday(HUGE JETS FAN...YES THE MUTHAF'N JETS).If I'm the first to open a new loaf of bread the twist tie is probably goin in the garbage.I leave that first end piece of the bread in the bag...I Like boobs (and yes I like thick girls too).I like going out with the fellas once in a while.I flip through the channels *** hitting the guide button..I don't give a *** about the over/under thing with the toilet paper...I look at the keyboard when I type.I'll watch a chick flick to make you happy as long as you watch what I wanna watch.I leave the seat up at times and clothes on the floor once in a while...I'll put my socks on the other feet so the hole is now by the little toes... I sometimes leave the microwave with :01 second on it and not reset it...I love to people watch.I'm gonna tell you your hair looks great if we're running late.I sometimes "adjust myself" in public.Or if my fly is down I'm not going to turn my back to zip it up.I don't abbreviate when I text(well, maybe when I'm driving) I don't respond with : LOL,LMAO,or ROFLMFAO...That's gay for a guy...If this offends you, you don't have to ***'re still reading, ya must be somewhat interested huh?I'm a pretty straight forward guy,I speak my mind and am open.I'm looking to meet someone who is straight forward also. I have an old saying..."Just cause you put syrup on shit, doesn't make it pancakes" Yes I have a sense of humor, and yes it's F'D up!! And don't worry...I HAVE TEETH!!!!!NO. I'm not angry. People have said my profile makes me sound that way. So no, I'm not. YES, I know what I want and don't want.Let's be realistic,not everyone speaks the truth.For *** a question above. DO YOU DO DRUGS. Do you expect everyone to answer that honestly..Think about it.I hate that I have to keep putting this here...But PLEASE know how to keep a conversation going!!! I ask a ? Please ask 1 back after answering... Ok, that is all thank you very much!!!!!Also, before you put body type as "ATHLETIC" Look in the mirror in your bikini and ask yourself "When a girl goes to the gym, is she hoping to look like this"??????...If you're answer is NO... Then DON'T put ATHLETIC.... And I know..Guys should do the same as well!!!!
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GlenOnline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Just wanted to say HI !! looking for someone to hang out with and have some fun.I'm a Happy go lucky guy who enjoys the simple thing in life, I love to be healthy and have Fun. Play hockey 2 to 3 times a week love playing sports, love the outdoors and spending time with Family and Friends. So if your interested send me msg :-) Meet for a coffee/drink or go for a walk and see how things go.
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PhilipOnline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
I refuse to lay down lines of descriptive brevity, I cannot be summed up, contained, boxed out in ***characters. Nor can you. Why settle for tenacious texts, shopped selfies, the push to publish your profile. Your best face forward...I can promise, however, letters of absurdity, excessive alliteration, purple patches and dulcet indulgence. Maybe a shot of my six pack in the bathroom mirror. Now we're getting to know one another. Connection verified and broadbanded about.Until we meet, these ships pass through the night unnoticed, the plenty of fish below be damned, trolling with rod unreal.But these are modern times. And I digress...It is so nice to meet you.Let's not do this here, anywhere but here, I'll swim an ocean if it will save me another quick message, pixelled roses pending. This is the digital dancefloor, nothing but make-up and borrowed moves. And so we tango...under monitor's singular glow, hoping to one day look you in the eye. Interface. And such.