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RhettOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Don’t let the picture fool you, I am easy going and friendly. By the way, the haircut is a personal choice and not driven by hair loss (I’m not that old…yet). :)Weekdays are busy as usual, but depending on the occasion one has to get out and mingle from time to time. My 3 kids keep me busy and they are best things that have happened to me so far in my life. Going to baseball and hockey (new sport for me) games are always exciting, but my real passion is being either on the trail with my dirt bike making dust or in the sand dunes of Glamis blasting the dunes with family and friends. Though I have realized that one of the best parts of camping is coming back home and relaxing with a movie and that special someone. I am sarcastic at times (mostly), but that is how I show my affection towards those who I enjoy keeping company with and I expect it in return. :PThe perfect girl is one who is not afraid to get dirty and can either ride along side me or is at least willing to give it a shot. Being outgoing is a plus also since it highlights my personality (shy at first, but then you can’t shut me up). I like to be challenged by women (not in a bad or mean way), but in both intellectual and physical ways (playing stupid and or being an airhead is not a quality high on my list). The one important trait that a woman needs is being able to take care of herself (most of time) and is not looking for the next “free ride” (no liars or drama queens). :DHopefully, that didn't scare you off and if you are still reading this, you should message me or something crazy like that. Or if you are just interested in getting to know me better and would like to message, then by all means don’t be scared, just a quick "hi" works.
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JasonOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Let it be known that I loathe laughter. It makes me SO ANGRY! When someone is having a good laugh I just *** compelled to PUNCH them in throat and then kick them in the JUNK. This makes me smile and giggle...which only pisses ME off and then I have to punch MYSELF in the throat and kick myself in the junk. Then no one is happy, and that is good, and when I say good I mean BAD.I despise travelling. My idea of a good vacation is drawing a chalk circle around myself, and NEVER leaving it. I just stand there and GLARE at everyone passing by.Kids? What the heck is up with THOSE? Don't people know where they come from? Seriously....it's like eeewwwww, please wash your hands after touching them. I sure don't have a couple of them myself! If I was a Jedi I would be called DARTH SANE, because I would be that INsane. Yeah, you had better stay away!!! Which MEANS that no, you can't use me as your personnel loofah! Seriously, what is THE matter with YOU! I think people aren't so bad. You just need to know how to cook them, the right spices and herbs and they are delicious. Vegetables???? Don't y'all know that is a big conspiracy to trick you to eat less people? One needs their daily dose of GRIT. Pets are good to have around when u RUN out of people...I am SO LAZY that it causes physical pain, which i love. And when i say love I mean hate, but i love that also. I don't do stairs, I either roll down them, or wait for some foolish Good Samaritan to CARRY me up them. Sometimes I wait a long time cause I am dirty. Showers and teeth brushing is unsafe, cause if you are clean you will taste better and other people will want to eat you. And that is bad, and when I say bad I mean GOOD....no wait, that one IS really bad. So when is say BAD I do mean BAD. Got it? Good.Let me get this straight girlfriend, you want me to hold you IN my arms and kiss you on the lips? Oh geez...seriously? Are you TRYING to repulse me and make me feel ill? I would much rather do something that I don't HATE, and by hate I mean LOVE.Even death doesn't want to be MY friend. Which I am okay with because he is actually a tall, skinny, pretentious snob. He is always like " I am here to take your soul" and I am all like " Can't you ever talk about ANYTHING else? Just shut up already!". Like really....Finally, one of the best parts of being evil is that I can end a ranting monologue with abundant evil laughter....ready? Here goes....MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA......MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA.....MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA Ha ha ha ha ha ...... I will take you somewhere so we can use our eyes for glaring, our fists for punching, and our feet for kicking. Yeah, you know you want to!
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JewelOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Just here checking this out.... Not really sure about this whole online dating thing so thought I would check it out. I have a few friends that this has worked for so... Why not? Well a few things about me.... I work hard and often so my downtime is that much more important. I try not to waste it however i do enjoy my down time as well. I believe the right chemistry can make anything fun. Im active, which means I work at eating healthy and working out often and would expect the same in my match. Its a lifestyle not a resolution and wearing running pants does not make you athletic. lol. I refuse to settle is why im not married and have no children, not lack of options. Im looking for something i cant live without, otherwise whats the point?! So if were not a match, good luck and chin up...I really do believe there is someone for everyone...