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ReynaOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I'm back again...why, I don't know. Guess I miss the witty banter? Anyhoo, about me: tall, gorgeous of course, have a career, have standards, haven't killed anyone...that's about it. I'm fun & funny, take regular showers and floss daily. I don't like long walks on the beach, I won't fish & hunt with you, I'm not your Mom and I won't support you financially. If you have small children I will teach them bad words, I'm not into raising some more. I don't care what you do for a living, as long as it's not 'wait for the welfare cheque'.Other than that I'm quite normal--whatever that is. I work lots, work out lots, don't go out much but I'd like to change that. Love Harleys and high heels, short skirts and long nails, dirty movies and clean sheets. If you are tall and sarcastic I will follow you home.I realize I live in the remote north & cavort with bears & mosquitoes...if you don't that's ok, travel is an option now that airplanes are popular. I think there may even be roads that connect my city with a couple others. I'm pretty good at geography too---telling me I live so far away is helpful, but not necessary. If you're looking for love you might want to leave your house sometime, just sayin'.And pictures, boys, have some. Let's face it, 99% of the attraction is all physical---you couldn't get a pants-puppet for someone you think is unattractive, neither can I. Unless you're 20, in which case that thing could go off at any moment no matter what she looks like. And on the subject of pics...what's with the children being shoved into them? Think meetville is a good place to display your darlings? Maybe I'm new to this. Same with the usual "I'm holding a fish so I must be irresistable to the ladies" pictures....oh men, if you only knew the way into our panties....I'd like to see a pic of a burly shirtless pirate holding lube. That's somebody I'd learn to love.Just no sending pics of your weenie, ok? I've seen one before, doubt you can surprise me. I'm not here to meet perverts, I have enough of those. And let's face it, I wear heels bigger than that ;)Anything else, ask. Be prepared for a straight answer.***Based on some of the responses, I feel I need to add:IF you are married & looking for fwb action, please go *** your wife, hug her, & apologize for the fact that she's married to a loser. If you aren't pleasing your wife I doubt you'll please me either. Get divorced, get your life together---hell even kill her for all I care, either way--be single before you dip your rod into other ponds....so to speak. I might do your wife, though...now there's someone who could use some happiness, you know, because you're getting it somewhere else....You may notice I have viewed you but did not send a message gushing about how I enjoyed your profile, especially the parts where you love "quading" and "80's tunes". I didn't message you because A) I'm old-fashioned & want the man to hunt & gather me, or B) you come across as douchey & I can't stand you. You pick. If I add you as a Favourite I'm looking at your picture & touching myself right now.Play nice, be brave, stop crying. First dates are awkward and should be spent intoxicated, just skip straight to the third date.
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GracieOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
Hello there...first off I'd like to say I'm too old to be playing games so if your into that or one night stands don't even bother messaging me. I also have a big problem with fake people and by that I mean people who portray themselves to be one way and turn out to b completely different. With that being said, if your interested in getting to know me and your not into BS feel free to message me. I know what I want and I am not willing to settle for less. WELL, FIRST DATES ARE ALWAYS AWKWARD, SO I GUESS IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU LIKE TO DO AND HOW WELL YOU KNOW THE PERSON. I THINK GETTING A DRINK, MABE PLAYING SOME POOL WOULD BE A GOOD ICEBREAKER. ALSO, MABE A NICE LONG WALK OR DRIVE-THIS WOULD GIVE US TIME TO TALK AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER A LITTLE BIT MORE.
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AbigailOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I am a straight shooter , no bs kinda girl , would appreciate meeting he same . I like being outdoors , love to laugh , my personal preference is casual dress , love a guy in ripped jeans , bb cap and t shirt . I love my rock n roll , am young at heart and can be impulsive , passionate and sometimes inpatient . What I am looking for is someone to cuddle with after a long day , to go hiking with , to play soccer or ball with our kids , go on day trips , have coffee and conversation with on a Sunday morning ,naughty nights without the kids are important too , i am a passionate person in all aspects , to have date nights with , to cook side by side , and to laugh , laughing is so important I say nothing serious because this is online dating , lol , i think the idea is to meet people and go from there , you will never know someone from a picture or a chat , but it's a starting place .my body type is curvy , so if you are looking for twiggy or a woman with the body of a 14 year old boy , keep looking , all my pics are recent from aug ***IF YOU ARE INSECURE ,IN A RELATIONSHIP , NOT WILLING TO POST A PIC , DISHONEST , SEEK ELSEWHERE I AM NOT INTERESTED Outside somewhere , coffee , menchies , dog park