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Alyce, 51

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About Me

***I'm editing my profile, again.So here goes.....*My previous profile scared some men*I'm not as funny as I think*After 2 hours chatting on the phone with one gentleman, it was obvious we weren't going anywhere, and he was kind enough to let me know that he thought I was funny for a 'godless communist.' I was a bit offended about the communist part*My dogs are better than men*I'm really a nice person**Shellfish and Sushi - YUCK!* I've had him a year and I love him, but can't keep him because he HATES MY HUSKY. Thanks.*I really do prefer men to be TALLER than me*SHARK WEEK!*I suck at dieting and exercising. Say it with me .. LOVE HANDLES!*Purple is my favorite color*I'm really only 5' ***"*I'd be more than happy for you to tell me I can quit working because you'll take care of me. In return, I'll cook, hire a maid and plan all our vacations. Oh, and other stuff, please ask ;)*My kids are AWESOME!*Don't interrupt me during The Walking Dead or Revenge*I work hard for my money and I love what I do*Line dancing - Wednesday through Saturday is typical in my world*I really need to clean the fish tank*Anything I promise when drunk is void*T-mobile sucks*Disneyland and the NY Yankees rock*I hate typos*I babysit. Dogs. A lot. I rescue too*I'm ugly in the morning*If you want me to shave, you should too*I know how to mow the lawn, fix sprinklers and use a drill*My "check engine" light is always on*I keep a sawed off baseball bat in my trunk for emergencies*Emergencies include getting too "touchy-feely" when I'm obviously not reciprocating on the first date*Snow is not my friend*Wooden cutting boards, knives, pots and plastic cups do not belong in a dishwasher*Yes I will rub my cold feet on you*I cook with a lot of garlic*I snore*That's why I sleep naked

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Alison

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    Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 48-58

    Update. Please read. I am not able to hide my profile here so I want to share that I am undergoing my 1st surgery ***and I'll be out of commission for a wee while. Thank you for your understanding regarding this.Now then, if you're looking for something to read.... I'd appreciate your input so let me know what you think either way. Much Obliged. Hi there and Welcome! uppose I've gotta say a li'l bit about me so here goes: I hope U R sittin' down & got a cup 'o somethin' handy? ;)Firstly, I need to mention that I think it's unfair to pick only 1 word to describe my personality because there are several which would be appropriate and unfortunately "Free Spirit" isn't a choice on the list.Now then, I am a One Man Woman desiring to find a fulfilling TRUE relationship with a One Woman Man who will be my Best Friend, Confidant and Lover. It would be most beneficial if he has similar interests so we can have FUN doing them together; Genuinely! "Remember that EVERYTHING happens for a REASON!" No Regrets!I'm seeking a Real MAN who can Show APPRECIATION for what he has and knows how to take care of it Whole Heartedly! Just as I would for HIM to the utmost of my ability! "Always do the BEST you can with what you have"!I believe in helping others for it's what keeps me alive and kickin' as I say. I take care of whatever and whomever has the need whenever possible. It isn't All About ME because you see.. .it pleases me to please You... Seriously!I enjoy LIFE the best I possibly can. I'll try anything once and if I like it; I'll do it again! Hopefully you will too. We'll never know unless we TRY! "If You don't get it right the 1st time Try, TRY AGAIN!" I'm a firm believer of the "Golden Rule" and do my best to live by it! If I have to take something into CONSIDERATION; I try to put the shoe on the "other foot"! It helps to try and understand what the other person has to go through too.HONESTY is the best policy and without TRUST, there's absolutely NOTHING! Having truly open communication is a must. We should be able to talk about it; no matter what! Respectfully Please.I feel it's important to let you know that I am Celiac which means I eat a Gluten Free diet. It's quite easy as there are many foods available now by grocery, online and at restaurants. Although I can cook just about anything & everything in a GF manner; I prefer to share the kitchen with my significant other. We can make any chore or duty FUN and exciting when we share them together. "LIFE, It's All About The Journey!"Some of the other side effects that I've been diagnosed with are Carpel Tunnel Syndrome and Cervical Radiculopathy. However, I do not let it stop me from living life to the fullest. with no difficultiesWe all seem to have something or another that we are dealing with at this age and it takes a special kind of person to accept someone with extra conditions. I have a great new found care and the utmost respect for others' because you never know what's going on in someone else's life really! I listen to most anything just not too much Blues, Country or Jazz.I would like to "Thank you" for taking the time to read my mini Bio. It cannot truly depict "who" I am really. However, I hope it will spark an interest or intrigue you enough to want to know me better. If not, then I wish you all the very best on your fishing journey.Have a beautiful day!Robin (heart)P.S. Please do not be offended if there is no reply from me; it is only because we aren't a match. Anywhere we are able to chat in a quiet atmosphere. Then if we connect... we can take a walk in the park. ride or do something else with or without dessert. ;)

  • Marcie

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    Woman. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 51-61

    Hi, I am a mom, a teacher, and I love school (even for me). I love being a mom, but my son goes to college, and is super busy. He is awesome and we are very close, if you don't like that too bad. I am an extremely busy person and I like it that way. I don't have a ton of time right now, but I think things will slow down soon for me when school slows down, and I get into the groove. Summer, Spring Break, Thanksgiving week, and Christmas is always fun! I can't wait! That is the great part of being a teacher! We work extraordinarily hard during the school year, but we do have that wonderful vacation. I am a very independent and happy person!Oh yes, and my eye color is brown, but I wear blue, or green contacts. Way easier to find if you drop one. I love to travel and usually plan a nice vacation every summer. I also love to dance. I enjoy it so much, I often kind of dance while I am driving. I don't do this when there are people in my car (unless it is my bestie, or my son who I like to make uncomfortable, but I have kind of a long commute and it helps pass the time in traffic. I love to dress up and go out, but I am just as happy to stay home and watch movies. I hope to meet someone who is kind, generous, trustworthy, intelligent and loving. Someone who loves to get out on the dance floor, and loves to travel. Someone who enjoys life and is ready to live it. You must have a sense of humor and be able to be a little goofy sometimes. Politically, I am conservative, so I hope you are too. I can't stand people who yell at other people, or people who are not trustworthy. Sure, I do understand every once in a while yelling at the person who cut you off on purpose, but I can't stand frequent yelling. I have to use the H word here. I hate people who are not trustworthy. That is people who lie, cheat, steal...I am very sorry, but I am not attracted to bald men. I am sorry. There are plenty of beautiful women that love bald men, just not for me. : ***of my best friends only likes bald men. I hope to meet someone fun, and please not too old. I am very energetic, and you will need to keep up.Love all music except for rap and country. Sorry, country rock is okay. Love alternative!If I am not right for you, the best of luck. God bless! Since we don't really know each other from mutual friends, of course it would be some place public. Safety first.

  • Joni

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    Woman. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 52-62

    Drama Free.... Im looking for a lot of fun loving experiences with a very special Drama Free man who is ready to start enjoying his life to the fullest.A courageous man whom is ready to share quality time exploring roads that have yet to be traveled. Someone I can tell anything to and they will not judge me, rather understand me. I guess a friendship that could turn into something strong and beautiful. No pressure.. no rushing... slow and easy as we get to know each other and understand our ways. I'm the type that believes being satisfied with who you are is the most important state of mind to achieve. Once you have it everything comes into focus... Im pretty open to anything from a camp fire on the beach to a hot jazz club in the heart of the city.

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