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Alyce, 51

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About Me

***I'm editing my profile, again.So here goes.....*My previous profile scared some men*I'm not as funny as I think*After 2 hours chatting on the phone with one gentleman, it was obvious we weren't going anywhere, and he was kind enough to let me know that he thought I was funny for a 'godless communist.' I was a bit offended about the communist part*My dogs are better than men*I'm really a nice person**Shellfish and Sushi - YUCK!* I've had him a year and I love him, but can't keep him because he HATES MY HUSKY. Thanks.*I really do prefer men to be TALLER than me*SHARK WEEK!*I suck at dieting and exercising. Say it with me .. LOVE HANDLES!*Purple is my favorite color*I'm really only 5' ***"*I'd be more than happy for you to tell me I can quit working because you'll take care of me. In return, I'll cook, hire a maid and plan all our vacations. Oh, and other stuff, please ask ;)*My kids are AWESOME!*Don't interrupt me during The Walking Dead or Revenge*I work hard for my money and I love what I do*Line dancing - Wednesday through Saturday is typical in my world*I really need to clean the fish tank*Anything I promise when drunk is void*T-mobile sucks*Disneyland and the NY Yankees rock*I hate typos*I babysit. Dogs. A lot. I rescue too*I'm ugly in the morning*If you want me to shave, you should too*I know how to mow the lawn, fix sprinklers and use a drill*My "check engine" light is always on*I keep a sawed off baseball bat in my trunk for emergencies*Emergencies include getting too "touchy-feely" when I'm obviously not reciprocating on the first date*Snow is not my friend*Wooden cutting boards, knives, pots and plastic cups do not belong in a dishwasher*Yes I will rub my cold feet on you*I cook with a lot of garlic*I snore*That's why I sleep naked

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Vonda

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    Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 48-58

    Thank you for reading my profile. All of my friends think I have the biggest heart. I just love bringing joy to others. So, I do spend much of my extra time volunteering. I tend to push myself to the limits. I don't know if it is stubborness or tenacity that creates that drive. I have a sense of humor and can laugh at myself when I "goof". I believe laughter is the the best medicine. I am close to my family, love children (that's why I'm a teacher), and love dogs (but have a cat). My family and faith are very important to me.My hobbies are extensive. But, I do spend most of my time cycling, playing tennis, hiking, spending time outdoors, taking walks on the beach, running, skiing, and more. I also enjoy cooking, dancing and just sitting next to and talking with that someone special. I am one who enjoys the simple pleasures of life. For the first date I would like to get together for coffee or tea, take a walk, go for a bike ride, or maybe even playing tennis. Meeting someone for the first time is always difficult. So, I would like to do something that makes us both feel at ease. I am very flexible but what I would expect is for us is to both enjoy our company, to share our toughts, to laugh, and to be completely honest.

  • Tabatha

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    Woman. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 51-61

    Now that my children are grown I have resumed my love of travel. I am spiritual and charitable and am looking for the same in my mate. I am family oriented and enjoy spending quality time with family and friends. I have raised my children and am not looking to raise any others. I have been told I have a wicked sense of humour that is on the dry side. I enjoy in depth conversations of almost any subject and witty banter is most welcomed. I enjoy cooking and even more with a willing participant! Traveling is a passion of mine and I am open to experiencing all cultures. With the right companion it does not really matter where we go or what we see but that we are experiencing it together. It's not so much the destination but the journey and the people you meet along the way. I have learned not to take things so seriously. If I can't control a situation, I let it go. I attempt to find the humour in almost all situations and do not bog myself down with negativity.

  • Jayne

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    Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 48-58

    Hi there!! I've been told this is a great place for meeting new people and since I seem to run into the same people over and over, thought I'd give it a try. I spend most of my time at work, but only because I can. I would love to have a reason to get out of there every night. Things I like: Breakfast at a nice diner or coffee shop on weekends. I like playing pool, but I'm not very good at it. Comedy Clubs are fun, and I love funny movies, bathroom humor, not so much. I like bowling, and I do pretty well...USUALLY. I have recently discovered I like going to the horse races. I love old cars and have 2 completely different classic cars (American and Japanese). I actually prefer old to new on most things. So much more character. I LOVE ice cream a little too much so I'm looking for a 12 step program if you know of one. (kidding)Things I don't like: Sushi and most seafood. Whiners and complainers. Arrogance. Animal Abuse. Being cold. Oh, and I have no room in my life for liars or drug users. What I'm looking for: My 2 daughters are grown and on their own, so I'd like to meet someone who is not terribly tied down.....in other words, available at least some evenings and most weekends to go goof off and explore new adventures with. Hopefully it will evolve into a long term relationship, but if not then I've at least made a new friend. Attraction and chemistry are important to me, so if I don't respond to your message, I'm sorry but it's because I don't feel we'd connect.So, did I miss anything? Is the first date after we meet? Or when we meet? Shouldn't we discuss the first date when we meet if we both feel the desire to know each other better?

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