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Alyce, 51

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About Me

***I'm editing my profile, again.So here goes.....*My previous profile scared some men*I'm not as funny as I think*After 2 hours chatting on the phone with one gentleman, it was obvious we weren't going anywhere, and he was kind enough to let me know that he thought I was funny for a 'godless communist.' I was a bit offended about the communist part*My dogs are better than men*I'm really a nice person**Shellfish and Sushi - YUCK!* I've had him a year and I love him, but can't keep him because he HATES MY HUSKY. Thanks.*I really do prefer men to be TALLER than me*SHARK WEEK!*I suck at dieting and exercising. Say it with me .. LOVE HANDLES!*Purple is my favorite color*I'm really only 5' ***"*I'd be more than happy for you to tell me I can quit working because you'll take care of me. In return, I'll cook, hire a maid and plan all our vacations. Oh, and other stuff, please ask ;)*My kids are AWESOME!*Don't interrupt me during The Walking Dead or Revenge*I work hard for my money and I love what I do*Line dancing - Wednesday through Saturday is typical in my world*I really need to clean the fish tank*Anything I promise when drunk is void*T-mobile sucks*Disneyland and the NY Yankees rock*I hate typos*I babysit. Dogs. A lot. I rescue too*I'm ugly in the morning*If you want me to shave, you should too*I know how to mow the lawn, fix sprinklers and use a drill*My "check engine" light is always on*I keep a sawed off baseball bat in my trunk for emergencies*Emergencies include getting too "touchy-feely" when I'm obviously not reciprocating on the first date*Snow is not my friend*Wooden cutting boards, knives, pots and plastic cups do not belong in a dishwasher*Yes I will rub my cold feet on you*I cook with a lot of garlic*I snore*That's why I sleep naked

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Constance

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    Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 48-58

    How to Get Along with Me • Be direct and clear. • Listen to me carefully. • Don't judge me for my anxiety. • Work things through with me. • Reassure me that everything is OK between us. • Laugh and make jokes with me. • Gently push me am unique, feisty, unlike anyone you've ever met. Sexy, natural characteristic, Down to earth, Mother of two, Reliable, Honest, If, I say I will, you can count on it happening. I, Do not play games and will not play games, Looking for friend, if we succeed at friendship the rest will be no problem. Eventually would like long-term relationship with someone full of character like myself, My girls, say I am different from all their friends moms, I love to have fun and occasionally act juvenile myself, I share clothes-make-up, stories, ideas etc...with my daughters, I am there mother and they know when I am serious, Yet, for the most part I am their friend, Without friendship even physical attractiveness will eventually fade. MY MOTTO: LET LITTLE THINGS GO WORRY ABOUT THE BIG ONES. I Despise arguing over nothing if it will not change tomorrow or the course of history it is not worth and argument. Also, complaining about everything and men who think all house work belongs to the women are the biggest turn-offs, I can think of. IF, YOU LIKE ATTRACTIVE WOMEN WHO CARRY THEM-SELVES WITH CONFIDENCE AND DEMAND RESPECT. WOMEN WITH PERSONALITY AND LOVE FOR LIFE OOZE-ING OUT OF THEIR PORES, ANATOMY LETS HOOK-UP. Clever,crazy, laugh, not to serious, friend, companion, checking it out. Fun to be around work serious, play fun, let the little things go, worry about the big things. What goes around comes around.Seeking: A man ages 45 to 55 Interests: down to earth Everything history Honest jokes laugh

  • Kara

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    Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 48-58

    Friends describe me as smart, self-sufficient, independent, kind, and sweet with a great sense of humor.What I'm looking for is a smart, sexy romantic guy who will take pleasure in dancing, dining, good wine, theater, or just hanging out and flirting with each other. I know you're out there!

  • Lorie

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    Woman. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 49-59

    Fun lady who is a professional during day who enjoys people, kids, animals and laughter. I appreciate what I have been through in life. It has made me stronger, wiser and open to ideas that I had not been open to before. Love music of many styles. Who is my favorite? Hard to say cause I like many venues and seem to always find new artists whose music moves me whether they are current, classic rock, standards, show tunes and in between. Love to dance on occasion but not a party girl. I like to go out for din din, entertainment, karaoke, movies, etc. Between my career and my son, who I have ***the week, I do not do late weekday nights on a regular basis but save my late nights for weekends. I turn into a pumpkin by midnight on week nights so I can get my beauty sleep. Somewhat structured due to work and being a mother but prefer being spontaneous especially on my time off. I am told that I look just like my pix but I do not date much since I am seeking a man who has depth, drive, knows how to relax when need be and enjoys life, laughter and love. Take a chance on me.

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