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Alyce, 51

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About Me

***I'm editing my profile, again.So here goes.....*My previous profile scared some men*I'm not as funny as I think*After 2 hours chatting on the phone with one gentleman, it was obvious we weren't going anywhere, and he was kind enough to let me know that he thought I was funny for a 'godless communist.' I was a bit offended about the communist part*My dogs are better than men*I'm really a nice person**Shellfish and Sushi - YUCK!* I've had him a year and I love him, but can't keep him because he HATES MY HUSKY. Thanks.*I really do prefer men to be TALLER than me*SHARK WEEK!*I suck at dieting and exercising. Say it with me .. LOVE HANDLES!*Purple is my favorite color*I'm really only 5' ***"*I'd be more than happy for you to tell me I can quit working because you'll take care of me. In return, I'll cook, hire a maid and plan all our vacations. Oh, and other stuff, please ask ;)*My kids are AWESOME!*Don't interrupt me during The Walking Dead or Revenge*I work hard for my money and I love what I do*Line dancing - Wednesday through Saturday is typical in my world*I really need to clean the fish tank*Anything I promise when drunk is void*T-mobile sucks*Disneyland and the NY Yankees rock*I hate typos*I babysit. Dogs. A lot. I rescue too*I'm ugly in the morning*If you want me to shave, you should too*I know how to mow the lawn, fix sprinklers and use a drill*My "check engine" light is always on*I keep a sawed off baseball bat in my trunk for emergencies*Emergencies include getting too "touchy-feely" when I'm obviously not reciprocating on the first date*Snow is not my friend*Wooden cutting boards, knives, pots and plastic cups do not belong in a dishwasher*Yes I will rub my cold feet on you*I cook with a lot of garlic*I snore*That's why I sleep naked

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

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    Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 48-58

    My life has been great and still is. I have experienced a lot and learned from it. I was born and raised in Germany and I have been living in L.A. since over 20 years. I enjoy living here since the climate allows many outdoor activities. I love the ocean and enjoy bike riding or walking on the beach and watch the beautiful sunsets. I love nature since it gives energy and spirit.I have traveled a lot to experience other cultures and there is still a lot to see and learn.I would like to meet my best friend and soulmate to explore more things in life. something casual -- a walk on the beach or for a drink and take it from there.

  • Anastasia

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    Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 48-58

    Hi! I am a very active,very fit, young at heart woman looking for the same. Actually, not totally the same....a male version preferably!! I am a physique athlete, train ***days per week and eat a "clean" diet most of the time. I have a wide variety of interests beyond that and enjoy camping, hiking, rockclimbing, swing dancing, movies, live music, etc. I love trying out new things even if I don't intend to become a master at it so show me something! I love learning from a person with passion.I think internet dating sites are good for one thing and one thing only- exposure to many people in a short amount of time who share similar lifesyles, goals, interests and standards. Beyond that, contact needs to be made, a first meeting set up and go from there. I once had some "interested" guy say he wanted to meet so we exchanged phone numbers. We never met but he still wants to have texting relationship with me after a year! Even though I don't text him back I still get one from him occasionally to this day. I don't know about you but I have better things to do LOL!So to be straight forward and I appreciate the the same, I won't entertain any type of texting, ***, chatting, or *** I'm a hands on kind of girl! If there is mutual interest, let's meetup and find out if there is any reason to take it any further! Happy dating!**WARNING: Any *** individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects-you DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice. Active girl likes active dates! Dinner and movies are for after you get to know someone! But for a first meeting sometimes a quick beverage is the more comfortable thing to do I guess.

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