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ConnieOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
OK ladies let's try the standard pick up lines; let's see - Hmmm shopping in NY City (no their last boy friend's idea of shopping was walmart. - that won't work). Romantic walk on the beach? NO - NG I got bit by the jellyfish last time and couldn't stop crying in front of her! I am so CONFUSED! Gawd I don't know what to do! I am half italian and half jewish - I don't KNOW IF I SHOULD STEAL IT OR BUY IT WHOLESALE! Don't you JUST LOVE A FREAKING SALE? If you read this far at least drop me a line and tell me you thought this was funny! I would like to meet an attractive lady who likes boating, beach and shopping. In any order! Ohhhhh ya she should be attractive and in good shape and younger than I am. If she is older than me and has loads of $$$$ that's OK also - she can be a SugarGrandma! LOL. I apologize in advance if I don't respond. Evidently many find this funny and they write me like crazy! AMAZING! Sometimes I get several hundred pounds of women in a few hours! LOL Thanks! Don't get discouraged. Let's say. You weigh ***lbs or more. Just hook up with a friend who is 300lb plus and then offer yourselves as a PAIR! 2 fives = 10! LOL.all kidding aside - i am very healthy and count that as my main blessing every day. I stay in very good shape and i am told that i can be funny as #$it at times. I am looking for a long term relationship. My friends tell me i am a hopeless romantic? what do you think? lets do something fun! forget all the normal stuff like starbucks etc. that is more like an interview. lets get crazy! lets have a sleep over! a real picnic in bed with drinks and foods and champagne! that's a first date! lmao! hahaha
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SidOffline
Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 49-59
Life is an adventure and I'm fortunate to be able to enjoy the ride immensely. Love my work, which is both rewarding and has allowed me to travel all corners of the world and experience other cultures. I value rich experiences and relationships over materialism and status. However, I still do enjoy the benefits that a good career allows - travel, enjoyment of my techie toys, and the ability to be of service to others. All that's missing now is YOU: my "co-pilot!" I am fit/athletic, highly passionate, caring, humorous, intellectually curious, and am looking for the same. A competent handyman, I love to tinker around the house and do car repairs. I love cooking and eating healthy food , enjoy a healthy lifestyle, and consider myself to be spiritual.A former girlfriend refers to me as a "protector” type.You are intelligent/educated, fit, caring, emotionally mature, a steady "Betty," who left her partying days behind her long ago, but still likes to socialize. Ideally, you are between the ages of 37 and 45. I mention this not as I am ageist, but because you'll need to be highly energetic to keep up with me!Although I have no children of my own, young people gravitate toward me and I am open to dating a woman with a child or children.Currently, I am working quite a lot, but am cognizant of creating more balance so as to enjoy life with my partner by my side. Having said that, I also value my autonomy. My motto: plenty of love, plenty of space. Grouse Grind, a Thai Restaurant, ladies choice!
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ShushuOffline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-27
Hi! My name is Shushu. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Litchfield Park, Arizona, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.