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LymanOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-63
And exactly how is one to sum up half a lifetime in a few sentences? *laughing* You'll find my sense of humor ranges from dry to occasionally caustic (Imagine a cross between Robin Williams and San Kinnison)...particularly when I'm exposed to some nitwit who's obsessed with being Politically Correct; to me, PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals ~ just thought I'd warn you up front! I do consider myself Christian; while I don't get to services as often as I need to, I prefer someone with whom I can grow spiritually, as well. (*smiles* No, I'm not a Bible-thumping, 'hellfire and brimstone' right wing fanatic. But I think atheists are in for a very rude awakening.)Intellectually, I'm not looking for someone to discuss quantum physics (though I'm game if you are!) but if the only topics you can discuss is the latest celebrity nonsense, better look elsewhere...I really don't care about the Kardashian clan, the latest garbage on Dr. Phil or who's doing whom in "Celebrity Crap Weekly".Let's see...what else...Oh - hope you're OK with dogs....I've been "rescued" by one...a wonderful butterscotch and cream Pit Bull...BUT...if you don't like dogs, better give me a pass, 'cause she's part of the package...(Don't tell anyone...I really DO have a "heart"...somewhere...lol) Moving on... From a physical standpoint, I try to keep in shape, and prefer someone who does the same. *laughing* I don't think you're likely to see me on the cover of GQ next month...but I also won't be breathing heavy walking from the car to the door. As far as what I'm looking for physically, well like the commercial, "nothin' beats a great set of legs" ~ although the "eyes" have it in terms of keeping my attention once you have it. And on the topic of what I'm looking for...There MUST be a physical attraction...and I'm sorry...a BBW is not on the list. Look, I have friends in all shapes and sizes...but in a relationship, physical intimacy is ESSENTIAL...and there's just no attraction for a BBW in my life. Sorry if you're offended, but let's not waste our mutual time, OK? It simply isn't going to happen. Thanks for understanding. Did I mention that physical intimacy is essential once you get to a certain point? There's a reason it's called "intimacy" - that closeness, togetherness and sharing is what makes dealing with all the crap life throws at you worthwhile.While I'm thinking about it, fair's fair...no pic = no response. Hey, you know what I look like! Come on now! lol*laughing* Hope I didn't scare you too badly! Thanks for dropping by. Good luck ~ even if it's not me you're after!I will warn you...I'm on the road a lot - although usually just in Florida...but other than my dog, I have no reason to be "home". That can change for the right person. Are you her? But I say this because I'm not like some people that LIVE here...if I don't get back to you right away, it's likely because I'm somewhere actually dealing with people most of you only see on "A & E" and am nowhere near civilization....*sigh* OK...I'll admit...I really DO want a reason other than my "furkid" to come home. Can you give me one?Someplace where we can relax, have fun and simply enjoy each others' company while we get to know one another. We'll take it from there...*laughing* And I have no problem with a first date ending with breakfast watching a sunrise somewhere...
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SantoOffline
Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-56
I am an adventurous, caring person looking for the same. I listen to most all types of music. I work in retail, at the same place for over 20 years!! I have been divorced for 12 years. My kids are 19 and 17. We usually get into some kind of trouble b/c we are always goofy around each other. I only have them Wed nights and every other weekend, but try to stop by and see them every now and then. Not looking for a mom for them, but someone for me! I am tall, 6'4'' and broadly built. I enjoy fishing, usually in my kayak, watching movies, getting out and about to see friends and family, the usual stuff. I am looking for someone who is kind, willing to accept the person I am and not want to change me. After that, I am pretty open.After 20 years with the same company, I am trying to decide if I should stay a little longer or search for a new adventure. I love what I do...well, almost all aspects of the job. If you have worked in retail before, you'll understand...I’m really good at listening, then providing help with problems. Lately I have learned from a friend that sometimes its just good to listen. I think too many people aren't listening to what the other person is saying, and are just waiting for it to be their turn to talk.The first things people usually notice about me is that I am tall. I once had someone say I looked like Tom Cruise. Now it's more like Tom Arnold !!!Love to read - I wish my place had a room with huge book shelvesLove to watch all kinds of movies, except scary ones.....I'm a wimp, I knowLove music - I have Sirius in my car. Mostly listen to Howard Stern, but can listen to Metal, Rock, Country, Blues, Jazz, Rap...almost anything!Food - I love to try new recipes. I am famous for my Jambalaya and Muffuletta & have my own recipe for dry rub BBQ. My kitchen is usually a mess.The six things I could never do withoutMy Galaxy Nexus Movie CollectionSweet TeaHuman InteractionLong and confusing passwordrecliners...I could have said the usually....kids, air, love, sex, car keys, whatever...but those are bland answers!!!!I spend a lot of time thinking about how to win the lottery so I can buy my mom & brother new houses and cars, have enough for my kids college and then spoil myself!On a typical Friday night I am working til 9pm, watching History Channel til I fall asleep in my recliner. Saturday nights are a totally different story...I get off of work at 5pm !!The most private thing I’m willing to admit is that I sometimes say things that I don't realize I am saying them wrong. Almost a speak before thinking thing. I am trying to control that a little better.You should message me if you like tall, broad guys with little baggage, not much drama, has 2 kids he sees occasionally, don't love your dogs more than life itself ( I DO love dogs, don't get me wrong!!...I have stories!!), can accept me for who I am, are willing to let me try to explain what I just said wrong towards you, don't mind that I fish with my friend, you don't mind me falling asleep watching History Channel in my recliner (and snore!), & loves being outdoors though never has a chance to get out.Meet somewhere for dinner or a few drinks.
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MattOffline
Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 22-42
A little about myself...well, I love the outdoors - I never turn down an opportunity to go camping/ on a little road trip. Love cooking/trying new things,working on cars, photography, traveling, and also enjoy a good horror flick/thriller once in a while. I'm a huge fan of stand-up comedy and would also like to get back into playing music someday...just looking to meet some new people on here to hang out - and possibly see where things go from there.All depends I guess...love food, so anything that involves Thai/Mexican or Italian is always good. Usually like to grab a coffee/go for a walk & get to know the other person first - but open to pretty much anything (Never gone skydiving/rappelling yet!), as long as there's some two-way conversation involved - take it from there.