SIMILAR PEOPLE
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TimOffline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 29-45
If you're not a BOT - *** ***
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FinneganOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
Welcome motherhumpers to my extremely badass, metal laced, seizer inducing dating profile of rum, metal, hair and violence, ok no violence since I love puppies and kittens.I've been here for a while and have re-written this damn thing so often that I honestly think this will be the last time I will re-write...unless I get a sex change or get involved in a motorcycle accident.What is there to say, I have a lot of hair and a mighty big beard that what make Zeus's balls tingle with excitement, ok its not that massive yet but it will, oh it will be.I'm into metal as you have no doubt guess at this point although I do listen to less hectic music to meditate to or to get over a hangover from hell. At the moment I'm giving University a good long while Hiatus whilst I work customer service full time and move to a better house...But I'll be back!I enjoy Hiking, Biking and not crashing on said bike.I enjoy sewing and meditating when I'm not out crashing on bikes or out headbanging at a metal club with friends. Ask me to repair your clothes and I'd happily do it, but ask nicely.Don't take it the wrong way if you message me and I don't reply, chances are that I feel like you aren't my type and I would only feel like I'm leading you on if I do respond. I'm not here to make friends but I'm not here to satisfy sexual urges...I can do that on my own. I'm here for serious dating so time wasters need not apply. So yeah, no text speakers and No Chavy ghetto queens. Also anyone who is Homophobic,racist,sexist or just an intolerant butthole...don't even think about messaging me...you smell! Hiking, cycling to somewhere out in the wilderness or a glass of something strong in a dirty dingy dive bar.
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NoahOffline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
Well what to write, I work in security so try to keep busy. This is the first time i've been on here so not sure what will happen but giving it a go anyway.I really enjoy spending time with my friends and family having a catch up and chilling out whilst also having a good time.I like dining out when I can. I enjoy the outdoors and love to go for walks and bike rides, as well as going out i do like to stay in and catch a film curled up on the sofa (preferably with someone)I'm looking to meet someone who has got a good sense of humour (mine can be quite dry and sarcastic, but don't hold that against me), someone who enjoys going out but also likes nights in.If I've missed anything feel free to ask I'm an open book. Hope to chat soon a meal or a quiet drink somewhere so can chat but I'm open to alternative suggestions