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Monty
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Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 45-55
Who am I? Well, I don't like to brag or anything (total lie), but I can do like 12 push ups in a row.I'm not into drinking in bars or wineries (editors note: yet another lie). He met his long time girlfriend from here. However, he claims to be better looking and more successful than me. Clearly, that is impossible. Maybe he met her on Christian Mingle, I don't recall. On a side note, don't we all know Mingle = Screwing? They aren't fooling anyone.If you know who "The Dude" is and how to tie a room together, we will get along great! My humor tends to be on the R rated side. I'd sure like to tell you I read Playboy for the articles, however....I have two young girls, and I have shared custody. They come first, of course. I feel like I shouldn't have to say that, but you'd be surprised. I truly love to be a dad. However, there are times when I feel like exploring my legal options when they lose/hide the remote.As of this year (yes I'm one of those) I am very into eating healthy and being very active. I would like to find someone equally motivated. I have switched from all forms of soda and of course went to exclusively drinking flaming grand marniers. I hate evil, delicious carbs! My food interests range from Bacon to anything with bacon on it. And anything in between.Things I like: Sushi, Bacon, Steak, Bacon wrapped Sushi, Bacon wrapped Steak, Steak wrapped Sushi.I'd love to find a sweet (and maybe a little sassy), athletic woman with a good heart who likes to dine out, movies, comedy clubs, sports bars, bike or hike trails, weekend roadtrips, patio bars, live music, etc for friendship leading to a relationship.One note, I do love animals, but here is my pet hierarchy: Dogs > Fish > Birds >; Dragon >; Cats. I mean, really, would you be interested in man who has cats?Being on an Internet dating site is neither of our proudest moments, but let's make the best of it and have fun with this. 30 Day Risk Free Trial! Lots of laughs, interrupted by me inexplicably looking at my smart (?) phone to fire off several *** work in complete silence. Perhaps a drive later in my windowless van?
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Jager
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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-36
Send me an *** can get to know each other. ***
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Codie
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Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
im a caring ,honest , loyal and faithful bloke, i have tattoos and a shaved head ,im ***in heighti have 2 grown up girls whom i love dearlyi would like to meet someone who i can share my life with ,the ups and downsif you are interested or curious about me please message me and i will tell you whatever you want to know I enjoy trying to keep fit , I work out on the weights and also do some high intensity cardio vascular on my cross trainerMy music taste is fifties Rock n Roll ,Rockabilly , and blues boppers , but I will listen to most types of music except heavy metal or manufactured boy / girl bands as they have zero talent as far as I'm concerned I'm not looking for casual sex like I imagine some men on here are, I'm looking to hopefully meet my life partnerMy ideal woman wouldn't be high maintenance although she would look after herself , I do tend to be attracted to women with a nice figurewe all have types of people we prefer ,so if I don't reply then it's nothing personel it just means your not my type sorry But happy fishing anything is ok with me as long as we both decide