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Maryanne, 54

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About Me

--ONLY SERIOUS OFFERS CONSIDEREDOkay, here's the translation:I'm 54 years old, but look mid 30s to early 40sBrown/black hairHazel green eyesA few extra pounds bordering on BBW, but most of the weight is in the--um--headlights. I'm divorced and over it. No drama. No drugs. No diseases. I'm hard working and independent. I'm NOT looking for someone to take me away from it all, and I'm certainly not looking to support anyone either. I'm Catholic, but not necessarily seeking the same. I like all kinds of music except for rap, hip hop, and death metal, head-banging crap.I have a quick, sarcastic sense of humor. I appreciate the same. Kind of shy at first. My friends won't agree with that, but I am. I don't smoke. Prefer a non-smoker, but if you smoke that's okay.I like bikes (motorcycles, not Schwinns). I don't own one—yet.I have a weakness for bad boy attitude, but I don't want a habitual offender. I like camping, the beach, deep-sea fishing, the mountains, and the city (sometimes).I like new adventures, but I'm not going to jump out of a plane anytime soon.I like jumping in the car and heading off in any direction just for shits and giggles.I read. I write (two published short stories). Watch a little TV. Like movies. I'm not high maintenance, but I do take care of myself. Open doors. Be respectful. Go ahead; try to spoil me. It can't be done.I have two great kids. My son is 22 and has his own place. My daughter is Sweet 16—good student, good girl with NO ATTITUDE (just like her beautiful mother).Okay, time for some really important stuff. Read on...YOU MUST NOT BE MARRIED. That's a no-no. Go home to your wife. You're her problem, not mine. You must be gainfully employed and independent. Good looking and well put together a plus, but a man with a couple of extra pounds is always welcome. This isn't a beauty contest, guys—but face it, there has to be mutual attraction, right? Please have a brain and be considerate. Please be real. I'm not interested in FWB. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE the benefits, but I want to share them with the right man. I'm not interested in getting married. Right now, I'm just looking for someone to have fun and share the journey. Maybe for the long haul with the right man. Maybe. ;o) Coffee or a couple of drinks somewhere. Good conversation and just see where it goes. If the attraction is there, great. If not--no harm, no foul. I'm not everyone's cup of tea, and I don't expect every man to be mine.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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