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Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-31
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MarshallOnline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
So since no one reads these here we goI'm a terrible person and I have no sense of humor.. No, really, I am.I once killed a cow with a single punch. I can probably beat you in a footrace, and do more pushups than you, and I've resorted to fighting men because bears are too easy, but I'm not the least bit competitive.I'm the South/Central U.S. Regional Champion Cuddler so you better bring your A-game if you're even thinking about it.I sleep occasionally, bathe daily, and eat constantly. When absolutely necessary, I can briefly *** laws of physics. I can hold my breath for 11 minutes and I've survived the spin cycle of a commercial washing machine.I'm currently not accepting requests for any more bachelorette parties. Unless I get to jump out of a cake. I mean who can resist cake?Please don't contact me if you're a stripper, model, aspiring actress, millionaire, or if you're wearing bolt-ons. Sorry ladies, it just never works out.Now, if you actually read through all of that crap it means youre actually probably interested so I'll go into a little detail of some things in that meetville skipped out on.I like being outdoors, hiking, camping, running, going to the beach, whatever. If it has to do with being outside and being active I'm all about it.I'm an amateur nutritionist that is working on become one by trade. I eat and live very clean.I'm looking for someone that knows what they want and is driven as well as goal oriented. If you're a good communicator and you treat people with respect we'll probably get along great. If not that's ok, it just means I'm probably not the guy for you :) A walk, or hike, or a picnic. Something personal.Although, now that I think about it those are always the types of first dates that end up on the news for all of the wrong reasons. So I guess I'd feel a lot safer just getting some coffee first.
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MalikOnline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
Hey. I'm not a big fan of dating sites but it seems impossible to meet anyone these days. I love humor and absolutely love making people laugh but I can also be serious when it's necessary. Also, my faith in God is very important to me and hope I can meet someone who shares the same belief. In my spare time, I'm usually hanging out with friends, biking, fishing, watching movies, playing my guitar, reading the Bible, going to church, etc. If you would like to know more, just ask. I've always favored coffee shops or some outdoor activity. Just somewhere where we can interact and get to know each other better.