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Marshall, 30

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About Me

So since no one reads these here we goI'm a terrible person and I have no sense of humor.. No, really, I am.I once killed a cow with a single punch. I can probably beat you in a footrace, and do more pushups than you, and I've resorted to fighting men because bears are too easy, but I'm not the least bit competitive.I'm the South/Central U.S. Regional Champion Cuddler so you better bring your A-game if you're even thinking about it.I sleep occasionally, bathe daily, and eat constantly. When absolutely necessary, I can briefly *** laws of physics. I can hold my breath for 11 minutes and I've survived the spin cycle of a commercial washing machine.I'm currently not accepting requests for any more bachelorette parties. Unless I get to jump out of a cake. I mean who can resist cake?Please don't contact me if you're a stripper, model, aspiring actress, millionaire, or if you're wearing bolt-ons. Sorry ladies, it just never works out.Now, if you actually read through all of that crap it means youre actually probably interested so I'll go into a little detail of some things in that meetville skipped out on.I like being outdoors, hiking, camping, running, going to the beach, whatever. If it has to do with being outside and being active I'm all about it.I'm an amateur nutritionist that is working on become one by trade. I eat and live very clean.I'm looking for someone that knows what they want and is driven as well as goal oriented. If you're a good communicator and you treat people with respect we'll probably get along great. If not that's ok, it just means I'm probably not the guy for you :) A walk, or hike, or a picnic. Something personal.Although, now that I think about it those are always the types of first dates that end up on the news for all of the wrong reasons. So I guess I'd feel a lot safer just getting some coffee first.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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