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About Me

Let's get this out of the way first: if hanging out with a women who has a sore back and can't work away from home bothers you, please move along. Thank you.I'm back! Moi, Version 2.0...Now...Every year around this time in the colder climes of the world as the seasons begin to change, the leaves fall from the trees and the nights become unbearably frosty, millions of women are faced with the inevitable suffering inflicted by an all too common disorder known as “WTF Syndrome” ie. WTF = Where’s The Fun?!Forced to wear their socks to sleep, their only refuge from the frigid weather involves watching mindless teevee or sad old movies, belting out sappy love songs, crocheting yet another hat for some poor soul, wandering aimlessly through shopping malls, eating too many Oreos (which a study has now shown is more addictive than cocaine!), seriously pondering ordering one of those ridiculous Snuggie (TM) things from the Shopping Network, reading Fifty Shades of Grey to see if it measures up to their past experiences and scouring internet dating sites searching for... well...something more exciting than all of the above.Now you may be wondering how you can pull these women out from under this stifling melancholy that afflicts them so. They will NOT be compelled to join you in the typical winter activities that those who actually enjoy that wretched phenomenon known as snow participate in to make it through the darker months – skiing, snowboarding, snowmobiling, ice-fishing etc. No, these women are all about staying warm and dry – indoors.So, for less than the cost of what you spend at your local coffee shop in a month, you actually can have a tremendous impact on one of these women’s lives. Your contribution can make all the difference in the world. By just inviting one out for dinner, taking her to a movie, going for a nice drive to the mountains or regaling her with your awesome sense of humour, she CAN make it through yet another winter without succumbing to WTF Syndrome.It’s up to you. Don’t delay. These women are waiting for your call. Don’t disappoint them. Act now. You’ll be glad you did.*************To come to the aid of the shy, introverted woman in this particular profile, you should be: smart, gorgeous, fit, fun, honest, passionate, creative, open-minded, genuine, compassionate, free, affectionate, adventurous, have great energy and know how to communicate.- just 10 minutes outside of Calgary.) Something warm, obviously!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Buddhist

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    No

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