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LouOffline
Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 43-53
I finally figured this site out.....not my thingguys my age wanna get married an tie me down...good luck with that !older guys think they can tame me......not sure u existnot to be rude..but i only date white guys..we all have our preferences..thank uif u don't have pix posted..I assume ur a cheater...move on loser im not skinny...i am a woman with curves...not fat..but i do have butt an boobs...and thankful that i do...so if ur looking for a model..buy urself a cosmo!iets just get it outta the way now...some of u cant believe my religion...just like i cant believe ur so nieve..IM AN ATHEIST!go ahead an tell me to GO TO HELL..and see if i care..hahhahaha please...please..please understand that my profile is meant to be funny..if u take it serious...then uve really gotta lighten up...life is to short...so maybe a lil laughter will make u smilethank u let me start by saying that i love those that others dont...soooo if ur full of drama..ur a liar loser or leftover...or love to steal cheat an lie...an u have no job or ambitions in life...an u just got released from jail for raping ur mom...then r u in luck!cause IM DEFFINATELY NOT THE WOMAN FOR U !DONT WASTE MY TIME WITH UR NONSENSE!THANK U AN HAVE A NICE DAY...YEA RIGHT! i guess im outta here....please move on..no time for ur nonsense!!!!!!i recently came to the conclusion that i guess men think ur a PLAYA if u date..or u dont pick them????seriously guys..wtf?i was with the same man for 26 years..and faithful till the end.so i guess u can say..if i dont feel a click..im sorryits not u..its just that ur not who i want for the next 26 years.if ur not comfty with my way of dating..then please dont *** am 45. i do have wrinkles and yes im not perfect like some of u seem to think. i dont wanna decieve anyone....but that being said....IM NOT A FISH AT ALL..IM A MERMAID..THE KIND U HOPE TO FIND AND CAN REEL IN. BUT LIKE MOST MERMAIDS...I HAVE PRIORITES..I HAVE 2 GUPPIES THAT KEEP ME BIZZY...AND A WHOLE SCHOOL OF FISH TAGGING AT MY TAIL.meaning...im a single working mom who is very dedicated to the raising of her 2 children. u will ALWAYS b second!...always!please post pix that r recent and that r of u!second...if ur 55 and say that ur 45....u make urself look stupid!...give it up dumbasssssthird...standing by a hott car in ur pix doesnt make u anymore attractive...just means u probalby cant afford to buy me dinner.first of all...im from the south..so yes i talk pretty dang funny. if my twang dont capture ur heart...my shotgun will...lolim sorry 4 my shorthand an kno that proper english is a lost art...but in my defense, im a 1 finger pecker, and it takes me awhile 2 write anything. so please be kind and understand that what i lack in my writing skills..i makeup 10 fold in other areas ;)i think this online dating thing is pretty cool. where else can i grab my shopping cart.......continue on to the checkout...and put ***back on the candy shelf...cuz i kno i really dont need the extra calories!this is just way 2 cool!just so u kno....i only checked out with 1...and tossed it in the needy bin b4 i got thru the door!all of this while i sit on the comfort of my couch...my hand scratching my asss...eatting a snicker...and drinking a budlite.omg...life is soooooo good!hahahahhahahajust so u all kno...i do try an return most of the mail i recieve. please dont take my kindness as im wanting u. you will kno as we continue 2 chat wheather or not there is a connection.im a single divorced mom of the 2 best kids anyone could b blessed 2 have. ive been asked y im single...well i was left after 23 years of marriage. sooooooo i dont put up with liars, losers or leftovers. im a great person inside/out....if u dont believe me...just ask my wonderful kids...hahahhahai love anything loud fast and furious. im a very hyper person....not 1 to sit and watch the world pass me by.im not a great cook...or even a good cook...i dont do windows, but i can build a LEGO house better then anyone.i wont b on my hands n knees when u walk thru the door...ok maybe i will;)hahahhai dont like facial hair...have my reasons..loldont like smartasssses....unless ur I.Q. exceeds the outer limits.do love....someone who loves to be as funny as mecan be as happy strolling thru the park as u can be watching a game of football.dont get me wrong...i love watching...just not n front of the tube. i wanna b a part of the action.dont like jealousy...i do love talking 2 anybody/everybody. doesnt mean im gonna bang'em tho. its not me tht has the problem...its just ur insecurity.love 2 roll n the grass...makeout n the car...see-saw...zinnias...a man that smells nice...running barefoot....being a tomboy when i want...or being the lady that makes u proud. i love sugar babies an pringles...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhate coffee and bad breath...self centered people an the cost of gas. hate the economic crisis we r having and the dummies we vote into office.give a woman with PMS a week in office...and i guarantee that gas wound be 1.29 a gallon...unemployment rate would be down...new jobs would be up...an 1 week a month would be UR time ;)i love old people...people with disadvantages...the ones left behind or walked passed. u r no different...ur just a lil more blessed in sum areas.i love a breeze blowing thru an open window when i sleep...an the softness of my pillow when i lay my head down.i hate...guys who think tht they do a days work from 9-5....im sorry, but thats just when a womans day starts!in other words...if ur looking 4 sumone just like ur dear sweet mom.....its acceptable here...hahaha)but if ur looking 4 someone who is...KIND,LOVING,GIVING,SMART,SEXY.SENSUAL,SASSY,SEDUCTIVE..AND MORE FUNNY THEN THE LAW WILL ALLOW....hi!ok....blah blah blah. just hope u can see that im...funnyself assuredvery givingloves lifekindand would slice ur throat in a minute if u ever harmed my babies in anyway(im serious!)get the picture...im not AVERAGE...and wont settle 4 AVERAGE.im the kinda girl that would tell u if had a booger on the edge of ur nose...instead of looking away and g hmmmm...how about we meet on gilligans island after a 3 hour tour?
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JessicaOffline
Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 46-56
I am a very outgoing bubbly person by nature. I never meet a stranger and have a kind and gentle heart. I love God, my family and life in general. I have two beautiful children that have blessed my life. I have an adventurous spirit and strive for new endeavors. I live a very active and healthy lifestyle and seek the same in my mate. I would absolutely love to have a work out partner at the gym, someone who likes to dress up for a night on the town, someone who can get his hands dirty while playing in the great outdoors!I guess I need to add this part I am not looking for someone to take care of me, I am not a victim of circumstances nor am I needy so I do not need to be rescued. I am not suffering from any mental illnesses....bi-polar, or depression. I am a normal, active, healthy lady that is Independent and can hold her own. I am not going to be your mother or a mother to your children....they already have one. I have raised my children and they are on there own now. Please don't contact me if you are still married, currently separated or have an ex-girlfriend/ex-lover/ex-wife that is still hanging around as your best friend. They are an ex for a reason and that part of your life is over!!! I want someone who is ready to build a future together and not let the past consume him! What I'm looking for: There is a man who knows what he wants, he goes that extra mile to show me that he wants me in his life, he is patient and kind, accepts me for who I am. In my eyes he is a sexy man who has a spontaneous, flirtacious, and adventurous nature that drives me wild. His passion surpasses my wildest expectations and draws me in. His sensuous touch makes me long for him when he is away from me. We have a closeness never felt by anyone before which makes him in a league all his own! He can be serious at times when actions warrant it. He is able to stand firm in his commitment and dedication to our relationship leaving no question as to his intentions of our future. As for physical appearance.....I'm not into large men, I prefer the athletic type, tall men 5'***'2 are my preference...I love to wear heels and I am already tall, dark hair is a plus, bald is sexy, teeth are a must, and a very healthy libido is required....no physical hang ups or limitations please! I ride a motorcycle so my preference would be that you ride too!PLEASE NOTE: Because I mention a healthy libido does NOT imply that I am out looking for a sex partner, sex hook up, or sex on the first date. I am simply implying that I do NOT want to start a relationship with a man who has issues with impotency, lack of testosterone, or heart conditions in which meds attribute to impotency issues!That is the man that I seek to have in my life.....If you think this describes you then contact me and we shall see....nothing nerve racking that we both can't relax
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JeannieOnline
Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 44-54
I am a deliciously cultured, joyful, awakened woman, with sparkling green eyes, plenty of soft curves, and a smile that rarely leaves my face. I am both sweet and spicy.I love life, my life. I am surrounded by remarkable people, am socially active, and have a career that has supported me with the flexibility to enjoy many things. I have a strong sense of who I am, what I want in life, and live life consciously. I am passionate about learning new things, I enjoy healthy and creative cooking, wine tasting, live music, hanging out with friends and family, and exploring my surroundings. I am always up for a new adventure and love exploring different cultures. I would love to learn a new language, how to play the guitar, understand football or the sexy moves to salsa dancing.I enjoy living an active life and am looking for a partner who enjoys the same. Someone who is interested in living a full life, spreading joy and laughter; a companion. While I enjoy private time, it's important to me that my partner be comfortable in a social settings & meeting people. I am attracted to men with great smiles and who wear it well, have a witty sense of humor, are perpetual learners, and those who are not bound by the limitations of their past. An awakened, conscious and spiritual individual is a huge plus. If you have some rhythm and can shake your booty...even better (though not a requirement)!I am open and ready for a relationship, as long as it is healthy and growth oriented. I don't "need" someone to be happy, I am a joyful individual, but relish the idea of sharing that happiness with another. First dates should be light and easy. You can expect; a warm friendly smile, laughter, big hug, and great dialogue that goes on for a couple hours but feel more like minutes.