SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Kirkseytamektu
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Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-46
Hi! My name is Kirkseytamektu. I am separated other african woman with kids from Skokie, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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Kelli
Online
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
I'm looking for something simple and uncomplicated that has the potential to grow. I like to laugh so a good sense of humor is a must. I don't have a lot of set rules about what I want, I'm leaving it open and hopefully I'll know it when I see it.-Cola, sushi, javatinis, The Game of Life, new cell phones, the color orange, oranges the fruit if someone will peel them for me, my dogs (although one more than the other), a sarcastic sense of humor, brunch on Sunday, the Bee Gees, Target, laughing til I cry, memories of my dad, shopping, high heels, spa days, gossip magazines, books, shiny shiny lip gloss, shopping for nothing in particular, free booze, tv shows and movies about zombies (it prepares me for the inevitable zombie apocalypse)Things I hate include traffic, people who won't speed, bad tippers, sitting with strangers at the Japanese Steakhouse, the word "moist", mullets, bad dental hygeine, people who don't wear deoderant, tee shirts with stupid sayings, dog poop in the park, wearing socks, cream cheese icing, fruit in my food, bad hair days, humidity, insanly happy people, people who point with their pinky, doing laundry, attention seekers, being held hostage, most kinds of beer, cry babies, pickles, sweat, bugs in the house, people with fat necks that swallow their heads, midgets, clowns, midgets dressed as clowns and hunchbacks. .. .......... And if you don't think I'm funny it's cool, I'm not a needy people pleaser. Just move on, we clearly wouldn't be comparable. If you have so little to do in life that you need to hate mail me and call me a shallow ****, I'll just assume your a bitter midget clown with bad posture. So really either way I win.
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Alison
Online
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I'm a single mom with 3 girls. I work full time and obviously don't get out much....I'm very straight up and so many people feel that I'm a ****...whatever. Lol. I'm looking for someone to hang out with and do grown up stuff with....I like to do lots of things and am up for whatever....except mini golf....I'm unsure why guys think this is a fun date....any insight would be greatly appreciated. If you want to know anything else let me know...PS.....do me a favor, if your thinking about leaving some jack ass message....don't. I don't have time douches or complete jerks!! Thanks! Remember.....if you can't say something nice......f*ck off!!! Xoxoxox ;)PPS....Why do guys put "Prefer Not To Say" by "Do u want kids" or "Do u have kids"?If u don't want them, say so. If u don't know say, undecided. And if u don't want anything to do with kids don't message a single mom, ur wasting everyones time. They come with the package. Oh and also I don't think every guy is a douche but if you feel like I'm talking about you then you should probably take a long look in the mirror. No I'm not always a **** just tired of the bs...Cheers Pretty much anything but mini golf