SIMILAR PEOPLE
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KelliOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
I'm looking for something simple and uncomplicated that has the potential to grow. I like to laugh so a good sense of humor is a must. I don't have a lot of set rules about what I want, I'm leaving it open and hopefully I'll know it when I see it.-Cola, sushi, javatinis, The Game of Life, new cell phones, the color orange, oranges the fruit if someone will peel them for me, my dogs (although one more than the other), a sarcastic sense of humor, brunch on Sunday, the Bee Gees, Target, laughing til I cry, memories of my dad, shopping, high heels, spa days, gossip magazines, books, shiny shiny lip gloss, shopping for nothing in particular, free booze, tv shows and movies about zombies (it prepares me for the inevitable zombie apocalypse)Things I hate include traffic, people who won't speed, bad tippers, sitting with strangers at the Japanese Steakhouse, the word "moist", mullets, bad dental hygeine, people who don't wear deoderant, tee shirts with stupid sayings, dog poop in the park, wearing socks, cream cheese icing, fruit in my food, bad hair days, humidity, insanly happy people, people who point with their pinky, doing laundry, attention seekers, being held hostage, most kinds of beer, cry babies, pickles, sweat, bugs in the house, people with fat necks that swallow their heads, midgets, clowns, midgets dressed as clowns and hunchbacks. .. .......... And if you don't think I'm funny it's cool, I'm not a needy people pleaser. Just move on, we clearly wouldn't be comparable. If you have so little to do in life that you need to hate mail me and call me a shallow ****, I'll just assume your a bitter midget clown with bad posture. So really either way I win.
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MercedesOnline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I’m excited and optimistic about meeting new people. I’m sincere and honest. I’m shy but I’m known for telling it like it is. Sometimes that gets me in trouble! I love to laugh and enjoy spending time with friends. I love the beach and warm weather. (On hot summer nights I miss my Jeep) Going out is fun, but staying in can be just as fun. My career is demanding and high profile, but I’m very down to earth and know what matters in life. I wear suits all day but prefer to be wearing my vans. My passion is Dressage and competing (please don’t let this scare you!!! I teach horseback riding on the weekends, and love to see the happiness in my students faces when they reach a goal, learn something new, or overcome a fear. I’m looking for someone who loves to laugh and have fun. You have to love animals. I love tattoos and piercings. If you don't have any, its not a deal breaker. Please be strong and confident, but not arrogant. Some other things about me:I'm not looking for a hookup or a friend with benefits. If that's what you want, we shouldn't date. My horses are a huge part of my life. I'm sorry but this is never going to change. Having a horse is like having a child. They can't take care of themselves and as a result they require a lot of human interaction. If my horses are going to be a problem for you, we shouldn't date. Height is important to me. Sorry, but I am 6 feet tall and I don't want to be 8 inches taller then someone when I wear heels. Surprise me!
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TammyOnline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
So here is the part where I sell you on how amazing I am and what I am looking for etc... I'm not a big fan of being the same as everyone else so let's go a different route. Let's be honest.. you aren't going to get a real feel for who I am in a few sentences on here. We all say the same things..I like to laugh.. Who doesn't? Are there women on here saying please don't make me laugh I prefer to be angry or sob uncontrollably for no reason? I think not. I am fun to be around... ahh man I was looking for a debbie downer... etc etc So *** tell you all the things that kinda suck about me... I am stubborn. I have been called eccentric.. I think I'm just creative and artsy. I have a mild case of OCD... its not like I have to slap you 8 times before I can walk through a doorway.. more like I hate when my hands are sticky.. lol I have a little ADHD... expect me to interrupt you at times.. I hate laundry.. well not so much the washing, folding, sorting.. I just hate putting it away. Bizarre?? Yeah maybe but I hate it just the same. I love snow. Yeah don't make that face.. it's actually really pretty and I love the way time seems to slow down after a big snowfall. I have three kids.. they aren't really the sucky part ( actually I really kind of like them), but my availability is.. its means that if you are dating me, I can't always be free..but it doesn't mean I am not willing to make time for you.. Let's face it.. if I end up in a relationship eventually you will have to meet them.. Hmmm what else?? I am sarcastic.. and remarkably witty at times... you should probably accept the fact that I will occasionally rib you about.. well anything that's amusing to me really. I love to cook.... I like to actually cook, not heat stuff up. I make everything from scratch.. so it might take longer but it will be amazing I promise. And finally I am not a fan of PDA... I will hold your hand. I will kiss you. I will let you wrap your arms around me...I am actually quite affectionate... but I don't want to make out with you at a restaurant.. We can make out later.. when we don't have to stop or risk a public lewdness citation. Next part. Well for the most part I think we are all looking for the same thing. We want someone to accept us for who we are and get us. Basically I feel like you can't expect more than what you are willing to put into the relationship. I can accept the good and bad, I can make you a priority in my life, I can try my best to make you smile everyday.. I'm just looking for someone willing to do the same. p.s here are the answers to my most frequently asked questions.. :) 1. yes i am a real redhead. 2. no i will not send you a "pic of my girls".. 3. yes I have three kids.. no I do not plan on giving them away.. I am a package deal.4. A few extra pounds means I am curvy.. and I do not have a flat stomach.. I am not thin or skinny. I go to the gym 5 times a week. And I am always improving but I am always going to have big hips, a big butt and big boobs.. if you are looking for a skinny girl.. It will never be me.. think more ***'s pin up... if thats not your cup of tea it's all good. I am up for just about anything. Something casual and low key so we can talk is better than a movie or a club obviously.oh and fyi... if you message me just hi.. or with sexy, hun, baby, etc... im probably not going to respond.. pet peeve what can I say?