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Darla
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Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
Going through the divorce process. G. reat dad to our kids, but in the end we were not compatible. Sucks but life must go on. Have a great job in the medical field and work 3 days a week. Have my kids 50% of the time. Love them with all my heart. Looking for a great guy to hang out and have FUN with!!Update: Not looking for someone who just wants to endlessly text...if u don't want to meet up and hang out to see if their is some kind of a connection, don't message me... Looking for someone real. First date could really be anything, as long as we share some connection
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Barbra
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Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Super chill n laid back. Simple. Cant n wont do drama. Keep it real or go the hell home. I am a big girl. Big huge plump big boned fat curvey fluffy overweight how ever you wanna say it. If ya cant dig.. then dip out. Im sometimes called****... I'm not just confident. Music is my best friend. Love racing of all kinds. Netflix. Dig being spontaneous n totally dig randomness! Especially random road trips (: I'm a no bs kinda chick. I'm am too damn grown for nonsense. Laughter is a must. Gotta be able to take a joke n talk shit. I'm big on family. I'm kinda old school with old school values. Yes sir no sir yes mam no mam please n thank you typa chick. Its all about respect. Chill (:
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Carmela
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Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I'm a senior graphic designer/insect enthusiast who originally hails from the DC metro area (I miss DC terribly). So never fear; for I am brave enough to properly dispose of any arachnid, insect, or other invertebrate you may be too frightened to extirpate yourself. ...However, I am afraid of moths.* (I will spare you the gory details of this story. Those who are intrigued and wish for an explanation may scroll to the end of this section to find why I fear moths so.) I'm sarcastic--yet witty--and prefer the company of those who have an equally compelling sense of humor, and who would love for me to learn how to make their coffee so that I might bring it to them in bed in the morning (or at night, if that's how you roll). Oh -- I don't date men who are married or in a relationship. Sorry fellas, but it's bad juju. *The Moth Incident* When I was a child, I was casually strolling through a field of tall grass when, out of nowhere, a moth flew directly into my gaping maw (this was totally undeserved!). And while it was purely accidental, the moth (now likely confused and surely broken) had survived this ordeal and had certainly realized that this was not only a brilliant defense mechanism, but also what the moth community needed to rise up against their human oppressors using fear tactics (seriously, who wants a moth to fly into their mouth?). My theory is that this information has been passed on to subsequent moth generations, turning this random, accidental encounter into quite deliberate acts of aggression. For whenever moths are fluttering about my head, they always seem to aim directly for my mouth. And while I've been fortunate enough to avoid another moth/mouth encounter, whenever a moth is bold enough to take a dive toward my mouth, they always seem to hit my philtrum, as if to say: "I'm a kamikaze moth, b!tch. Let me at your mouth again; let's see if I miss a second time."Moths...**shudder** I'd prefer elaborating on subsequent dates. I enjoy cooking for others and would love to make a delicious dinner at either my place or his. And I'd love to deem someone worthy enough of my Ultimate Omelet the morning after. ...You know, to go with the coffee. (My omelet is totally worth it. Seriously.)