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CandaceOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
I'm not very good at writing about myself but basically I am looking for someone to experience life with. I'm a single mom and my kids are my world. I also work full time so it's been a little hard to squeeze in dating. I'm easy going and usually up for just about anything.
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GladysOnline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Ok, meetville didn't save any of my changes so I'm starting this profile all over again. I'm currently single. Had some interesting dating adventures. (meaning I have actually started writing a book some were so outrageously bad-behave or you'll be in tehre too) Looking to meet fun people, non-smokers, new friends & hopefully someone special. I'm NOT looking for a hook-up, a FWB, casual sex or someone already involved. Sex is easy to find, someone worth while, not so easy. Please don't contact me if you're just looking for a fling because I have no desire to waste either of our time. Also, if you're a douchebag (& you know if you truly are), please don't bother...life's too short to play the stupid games. THIS is NOT an invitation to contact me JUST to be a douchebag. I shouldn't have to write this but when 10 out of 11 responses are, then I feel it has to be verbalized.I'm easy-going (I know it may not seem like it from the above disclaimer-but I really am a nice girl, just not a door mat), quick witted, straight-forward, honest & want the same in return. I don't do any drugs, including ***since I'm allergic I prefer you not do it either. I'm not a hater, just not something I want in my life. I have an occasional drink, but not one of those "drunk girls that did something wild & crazy on our 1st date". You must have a sense of humor or you won't last around me. I'm fluent in sarcasm & you gotta keep up. Smart guys go to the front of the line. I'm NOT like the other girls. If you want a pretty face that doesn't have an opinion-move on. I have a brain & use it. I'm not shallow, although looks matter, I really believe it's the person inside. If all you want is to see more pics-move on. I'm looking to actually meet face to face, not have a strictly online relationship. I'm not part of a catalog-you can't see me from every angle to decide if I'm worth owning. A smile & a good heart go a long way with me. There is still 1 woman out there that can appreciate a great guy.I have seen a LOT of profiles saying how the girl lost control & was the opposite of fun-that's not me at all. I'm fun, just not crazy. All women are a little crazy, but it's the level of crazy that counts. I'm the spontaneous kind of crazy. I'm down for an impromptu road trip or something unplanned vs boiling the bunny kinda crazy. I like tons of things-the zoo, beach, jet skis, motorcycle rides, hiking, long walks, movies, concerts, etc etc. Just want to do SOMETHING. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. So if you aren't scared away by truth & honesty-apply within. Open to most things...what are your thoughts? I like a "take charge" kinda guy. Not a**hole, but someone with some backbone. Wishy-washy need not apply-you will be eaten alive ;)
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CarmelaOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I'm a senior graphic designer/insect enthusiast who originally hails from the DC metro area (I miss DC terribly). So never fear; for I am brave enough to properly dispose of any arachnid, insect, or other invertebrate you may be too frightened to extirpate yourself. ...However, I am afraid of moths.* (I will spare you the gory details of this story. Those who are intrigued and wish for an explanation may scroll to the end of this section to find why I fear moths so.) I'm sarcastic--yet witty--and prefer the company of those who have an equally compelling sense of humor, and who would love for me to learn how to make their coffee so that I might bring it to them in bed in the morning (or at night, if that's how you roll). Oh -- I don't date men who are married or in a relationship. Sorry fellas, but it's bad juju. *The Moth Incident* When I was a child, I was casually strolling through a field of tall grass when, out of nowhere, a moth flew directly into my gaping maw (this was totally undeserved!). And while it was purely accidental, the moth (now likely confused and surely broken) had survived this ordeal and had certainly realized that this was not only a brilliant defense mechanism, but also what the moth community needed to rise up against their human oppressors using fear tactics (seriously, who wants a moth to fly into their mouth?). My theory is that this information has been passed on to subsequent moth generations, turning this random, accidental encounter into quite deliberate acts of aggression. For whenever moths are fluttering about my head, they always seem to aim directly for my mouth. And while I've been fortunate enough to avoid another moth/mouth encounter, whenever a moth is bold enough to take a dive toward my mouth, they always seem to hit my philtrum, as if to say: "I'm a kamikaze moth, b!tch. Let me at your mouth again; let's see if I miss a second time."Moths...**shudder** I'd prefer elaborating on subsequent dates. I enjoy cooking for others and would love to make a delicious dinner at either my place or his. And I'd love to deem someone worthy enough of my Ultimate Omelet the morning after. ...You know, to go with the coffee. (My omelet is totally worth it. Seriously.)