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Carmela, 37
United States, Virginia, Petersburg

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About Me

I'm a senior graphic designer/insect enthusiast who originally hails from the DC metro area (I miss DC terribly). So never fear; for I am brave enough to properly dispose of any arachnid, insect, or other invertebrate you may be too frightened to extirpate yourself. ...However, I am afraid of moths.* (I will spare you the gory details of this story. Those who are intrigued and wish for an explanation may scroll to the end of this section to find why I fear moths so.) I'm sarcastic--yet witty--and prefer the company of those who have an equally compelling sense of humor, and who would love for me to learn how to make their coffee so that I might bring it to them in bed in the morning (or at night, if that's how you roll). Oh -- I don't date men who are married or in a relationship. Sorry fellas, but it's bad juju. *The Moth Incident* When I was a child, I was casually strolling through a field of tall grass when, out of nowhere, a moth flew directly into my gaping maw (this was totally undeserved!). And while it was purely accidental, the moth (now likely confused and surely broken) had survived this ordeal and had certainly realized that this was not only a brilliant defense mechanism, but also what the moth community needed to rise up against their human oppressors using fear tactics (seriously, who wants a moth to fly into their mouth?). My theory is that this information has been passed on to subsequent moth generations, turning this random, accidental encounter into quite deliberate acts of aggression. For whenever moths are fluttering about my head, they always seem to aim directly for my mouth. And while I've been fortunate enough to avoid another moth/mouth encounter, whenever a moth is bold enough to take a dive toward my mouth, they always seem to hit my philtrum, as if to say: "I'm a kamikaze moth, b!tch. Let me at your mouth again; let's see if I miss a second time."Moths...**shudder** I'd prefer elaborating on subsequent dates. I enjoy cooking for others and would love to make a delicious dinner at either my place or his. And I'd love to deem someone worthy enough of my Ultimate Omelet the morning after. ...You know, to go with the coffee. (My omelet is totally worth it. Seriously.)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Debra from Petersburg | Woman | 37 years old | Scorpio
    Debra

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    It's impossible to fill these damn things out. Best I can do is throw out some basics and hope that I don't sound like a nutcase, stage 5 clinger, control freak; emotional disaster; etc...hence why I am not cutting and pasting from someone else's profile... ALSO- Let me advise that I am insanely sarcastic...most find me absolutely hilarious. (True story) So if I respond to an inquiry with a smarty pants reply...please do not take it to heart...Me:Not bitter. Not selfish. Not needy. Simple. Easy going. Cynical!! Ironic and fun. Add** SARCASTIC I work hard. I love my job and dedicate an immense amount of time and effort towards it.I give everything I have to everyone around me. I tend to be the one who takes care of everyone else and the first to jump in when something needs done. Im quiet...but opinionated. I tend to watch versus join...not to say I won't, but I savor the lost art of being observant.Objectively, I am looking for the complete package.(Who isn't...right?) I want the fireworks and the passion. Its important that my counter-part is a good communicator because I tend to lack in that department (one of my flaws). I need someone who is responsible and hard working, with goals and dreams! I am hoping to meet someone who is inspiring and that I can learn something new from. Having similar interests is important but I think its just as important to have individuality. I don't live in the past and my future relationships shouldn't either. I don't do drama and require honesty in all situations! I would have to say that is my number one...HONESTY.I am a sucker for a great personality, killer smile, blunt honesty, dynamic sense of humor *** something that makes you unique. I have shallow tendencies...but I'm also very defiant to my own idealistic perceptions. Just trying to figure it out : ) (Perhaps I have been focusing on all the wrong things...this I can neither confirm no deny)I'm kind of a homebody. Not intentionally. Perhaps I lack inspiration? You:Should be unselfish. Friendly to others. Being successful is a great thing; but I'd hope that you still have some humility. You should be secure with who you are and what you want. The ability to communicate would be an amazing plus. I'm here to be surprised. To be inspired into something new and amazing. I'd like to meet someone who is easy to hang out with. I want my date to take charge of the situation and make the decisions. It does not have to be over the top or crazy! I am a simple girl!

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  • Millicent from Petersburg | Woman | 40 years old | Aries
    Millicent

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I 'm always up for going to a baseball or football game or watching one at a local sports bar. I love time with my daughter, family, and friends! I must say I am blessed to have a wonderful family and great friends, but it would be nice to have a great man to share my life with. I like to go out, but I also enjoy a relaxing evening at home with a good bottle of wine, good conversation, a good movie, and someone great to share all that with. I love staying active and traveling and am in need of a fun travel partner :) I have a great sense of humor and I promise to make you laugh. I have been successful in my career which makes me proud, but that does not define who I am. The most important things in my life are that I am the best mother, daughter, sister, and friend that I can possibly be. My faith helps me keep a positive outlook everyday of my life. I am looking for an educated, outgoing, ambitious, intelligent, humorous, emotionally stable, and handsome man. I have a great heart and am at the point in my life where I want to meet and date only one man. Please send me an ***'re interested...thank you and good luck in your search! Relaxed atmoshphere...sushi and wine on a patio somewhere or something simple like meeting up to hit some balls at the batting cages

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  • Marianne from Petersburg | Woman | 36 years old | Taurus
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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I work take care of myself. I'm outgoing but I know my limit. I'm not looking for random hookups. I'm looking for friends that I can relax & be myself with. Depends on what would be comfortable for bith ppl.

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