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SeptemberOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Id rather talk to you about it.im a pretty open guy.im a single father of five.and not looking for a new mommy to take care of them theres 2 that l eave in april. both girls and a another girl in a serious relationship that will prob be married and gone next year and 2 boys 14 and 11 so got the raising thing under control so dont need it complicated they know whats up they know everything about me i dont live a secret life.ive done many things and will do many more things and have lived a crazy life thus far.i love intimacy and loving my mate whoever it will be life is to short to keep waiting around.tomorrow may never come.so i live while i can.my main goal is to please my woman in a way shes never been pleased its very important to me and will be to her.now you maybe wondering what happed to the wife dont worry i did nothing wrong she had contracted a very rare form of meningitus non contagious and is in a long term nurding facility that she will be in for the rest of her life she has persistant vegetation and respitory failure the illness is called strepacoccus intramedia. contracted through a bad tooth it caused a lot of brain damage.so dont think im some mean assed divorced guy that did wrong.we were married for.18 years.now thats said.like i said i have the parenting thi.g under control but need a companion and a friend i am human and not a monk or whatever and not looking for sympathy or anything unfortunatly her loss is your gain where are all the good ones at well mostly married but this one is now available.so if you have an intrest in a good man hit me up im new to this and already see how much prejudging is going on mostly by the ones who are looking and wondering why they cant fi.d a good one well prob because your way to demanding and cant seem to understand you cant have it all.so good luck if you pass me up i wont be here long guaranteed.nobody is perfect and no lives are i dont care what you think about that no fake life here im as truthful and honest as it gets as real as it gets and blessed down below so its up to you but not gonna be whoreing online dont mind dating and wont be dating more than one thats just my nature im the real one. Well not to be predicted.depends in who your with.but my intrest will show.i definately kiss on the first date.i just cant help it.and not opposed to a one night stand though rather it last a lot longer.really new at this ive been involved for 18years.you have to talk to me to get the whole story.
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PatOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
I’ve been on-and-off online dating for quite a while now and have yet to find that perfect someone, so I’m overhauling my profile. No more sincere soliloquies about my beliefs or philosophies or self-aggrandizing claims about my awesomeness. I’ve read enough women’Above all else, all women claim to want a man both intelligent and funny. A distant second is the requirement that a man have his sh*t together (own a car, pay his bills, not live with his mother, that kind of thing). A large proportion of women are obsessed with grammar (there/their/they’re, your/you’re, no text message shorthand, etc), and a similar number require that no pictures of a man’s profile show him posing with his shirt off.So now I’ll just make sure I meet all those requirements and the women will come flocking, right? Or do y’all just look at the pictures too? ;)Okay, no topless pictures? Check.Any self-Look it up! Oh, and I'm dying to meet someone who can use the phrase "transitive verb" in a sentence without sounding like a douche-bag.sh*t together: I own a car and a truck. Zero credit card debt. No student loans. Credit score: 800. (ooh, this getting you hot yet?)Intelligent? Top of my class in grad school, IQ: 133, music performance scholarship for undergrad, SAT: ***. (“Oh yeah baby. Give me more! Statistics make me HOT” – a phrase never uttered)Funny? Well, here are some vignettes that I find witty or interesting and say a little about me. If you connect with some of this and find me as hilarious as do I, then let’s meet up sometime:Favorite bumper sticker: On a compact car: “Nice Hummer. Sorry about your penis.”I’ll know I’ve “made it” when I have a midget in my posse.I only buy used books."If you go back to someones place and they don't have books, DON'T F*CK THEM!" -The best quote from Obama is not,”Yes, we can”. It’s, ””I absolutely love to sing and dance. I have limited talents for both.I’m exceptionally creative, but in a “let’s knock out this wall” kind of way and not so much in a “let’s write poetry and get matching tattoos and both wear women’s jeans to be ironic” kind of way.I want to poke old people at funerals and whisper, “You’re next.”I want to be a teacher just for a week so I can write a multiple-choice test where all of the correct answers are “C”...except one.If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.Haikus are easyBut sometimes they don't make senseRefrigerator47% of all statistics are made up on the spot.“Hell is other people.” -SartreStop saying that you “rescued” a dog. You didn’t run into a burning building. You went down to the pound to get a free dog.I submitted 10 puns to a writing contest. Did any of them win? No pun in ten did.I’ve submitted both a job application and a personal reference as a series of limericks. (really!)"When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself." - Bob MarleyIf you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say, "Help, they've turned me into a parrot", then you're just wasting everybody's time.Most people are like Slinkys, not really good for anything, yet you cant help but smile when they tumble down the stairs.I've learned that I cannot make someone love me. All I can do is stalk her and hope she panics and gives in. :)I support abortion, but only through the 23rd trimester.Thoughts on religion:Jesus is like Elvis...I like some of the stuff they did, but their fans are f***ing annoying."Is god willing to prevent evil, but is not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able but not wiling? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence comes evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him god?" – EpicurusReligion is like a penis: It's okay to have one and be proud of it, but don't take it out in public and don't shove it down my throat.When I see a profile that says, "Looking for a God-fearing man", I always want to ask, "Which God?" But then I realize that this person probably lacks the ability to continue this conversation on an intellectual level.I'm a secular humanist. That means I like people and think we should try be to good and fair to everyone. (If this sounds like "Christian values" to you, then you haven't read the bible.) My core beliefs have nothing to do with hating or judging other people, so I am not welcome in any of the worlds major religions.To most Christians the bible is like a software license agreement: don't read it, just go to the end and click "I agree".Oops, sorry, just got all serious up in here!Things to check out that I find F**king hilarious:Bill BurrJohn Mulaney's bit "Best meal I ever had" This is a dumb question. I love taking walks on the beach leading back to a lavish cabana with rose petals spread on the bed and champagne and strawberries chilling next to the bubble bath. After a night of gentle and perfect love-making, I wake up to working out my massive muscles, but I rush home to make you breakfast in bed. Then I spend the rest of the day sitting quietly - only speaking when you need me to agree with you - while we watch Lifetime movies and I give you a foot massage. I have been surgically extracted from a soap opera.
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ElkanahOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
I am a very fun person to hang out with, open minded and adventurous. I like to be a very social person, I really like meeting new people. I am very kind hearted. Anything you want to know just ask I would like to do dinner a movie a few drinks then just chill and see where it goes