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Ethel, 43

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About Me

I mostly stand around being Fantastic, and most people do not realize how much work it takes to be such a hot mess! I don't really like heights, unless I'm sitting on my pedestal. Sarcasm is a second language for me and sometimes I don't filter what I say. I am an acquired taste, so if you don't like me, acquire some taste. My sense of humor is different, to say the least. I am definitely not the "girl next door", I AM "the B***" down the street. If you are sensitive, I will probably hurt your feelings or offend you regularly. I am fiercely loyal to those I care about and will do WHATEVER it takes to defend & protect them. So in this area, if crossed, I can be one dangerous B***, and BTW I'm really handy with a shovel.Yes, I say F*** more than a lady should, and I can be hard to handle...but I am tons of fun and so worth it!!!!I AM WELL AWARE I'M NOT EVERYONE'S CUP OF TEA, I RATHER BE SOMEONE'S SHOT OF TEQUILA ANYWAY!!! Hey Life's a B***!~~REPRESENT!TRAMPLE THE WEAK, HURDLE THE DEAD, PARTY WITH THE WICKED!!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Kate

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 18-32

    Hi! My name is Kate. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Binghamton, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Dora

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    First off I'd like to say please have only current pics of yourself. Lets not waist your time or mine!......Im not sure how i feel about online dating, but it seems to be the thing to do.I have adult children and grandchildren, NONE living with me! lol! Family time is important to me. My children and my grandmother are my heart! Im pretty simple although i love 501s and pedicures. I can be a bit sarcastic but in a good way, so i can appreciate a good smart ass .:) I enjoy rock n roll music, dancing in the city, people watching and the out doors. I dont drink but dont mind if you do..If you have a Harley, i have the riding geer " NO im not a biker chic " lol! Im old enough to know a pick up line when i hear one so just be you. ok, well... im a bit old fashion in some ways. I like flowers, hand picked is better :) on a first date i enjoy going to a public place for lunch, dinner. jamba juice or coffee then just go for a walk works too. Im a lady and I like to be treated like one.First dates Are already alil uncomfortable so maybe an hour or two for the first date is good.

  • Estella

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    Okay, Straight up.. No BS. I am 41 years old. Never been married. Two illigitimate kids by two different fathers. 18 and 14.. I have a job. but no car. I am hillarious. but sharply sarcastic. I am a little bit loud. but love quiet. I am a little bit lazy. but love to do stuff. I am flighty and flakey a little, but I follow through . I have half assed I am devoted friend. I have extreamly diverse circle of friends and relationships. I have been single for about year and a half. Not interested in spending alot of time sending messages. You know within mettiing someone within the first twenty minutes if you have a spark or not. I went on just one single online date, ever.. There wasnt a spark. he flat out told me just that. Because he was straight up with me , I will try it again. Im not everyones cup of tea ( or rather; shot of vodka. ) but if there is a spark to occur.. ill light a joint with it and see it it catches fire. also, i hate football, the history channel, public displays of affection and liars. but i adore stand up comedy, thrift stores , road trips and a deep, personal love for eminem,..I hate to make decisons and will never rub your feet (and deal breaker here for many,) dispite my big mouth, i dont like to put certain foreign objects in it. For real, Remember, no BS, so only message me if you want to take me on a date. and i will not have sex with you on the firstdate. for sure. i will not. so dont try. no matter how nice the date is.. and if youre married. then its cash up front and tuesdays at noon. Just kidding .. i would only be a homewreaker if by telling your wife wreaked your home. . sorry. And finally, Who I am most likely to "spark" (nothing hotter than a guy that can fix anything..; ***cm) Faith: Non-Religious MY BACKGROUND Ethnicity: White/Caucasian Education: High School Longest Relationship: 5 years Body Type: Average Has Children: Yes, they live at home Wants Children: No Exercises: 1-2x per week Occupation: customer service Zodiac Sign: Libra MY IDEAL PARTNER•Is between 38 and 50 years old.• No preference if they smoke or not.• No preference about parental status.•Minimum education: High School. FIRST DATE I would like a first date to last however long makes sense. I think a typical first date should be somewhat planned -- I like to have a general idea of what we'll be doing. Not a big fan of decision making. Would prefer to be surprised...

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