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Ethel, 43

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About Me

I mostly stand around being Fantastic, and most people do not realize how much work it takes to be such a hot mess! I don't really like heights, unless I'm sitting on my pedestal. Sarcasm is a second language for me and sometimes I don't filter what I say. I am an acquired taste, so if you don't like me, acquire some taste. My sense of humor is different, to say the least. I am definitely not the "girl next door", I AM "the B***" down the street. If you are sensitive, I will probably hurt your feelings or offend you regularly. I am fiercely loyal to those I care about and will do WHATEVER it takes to defend & protect them. So in this area, if crossed, I can be one dangerous B***, and BTW I'm really handy with a shovel.Yes, I say F*** more than a lady should, and I can be hard to handle...but I am tons of fun and so worth it!!!!I AM WELL AWARE I'M NOT EVERYONE'S CUP OF TEA, I RATHER BE SOMEONE'S SHOT OF TEQUILA ANYWAY!!! Hey Life's a B***!~~REPRESENT!TRAMPLE THE WEAK, HURDLE THE DEAD, PARTY WITH THE WICKED!!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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