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Ethel
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Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I mostly stand around being Fantastic, and most people do not realize how much work it takes to be such a hot mess! I don't really like heights, unless I'm sitting on my pedestal. Sarcasm is a second language for me and sometimes I don't filter what I say. I am an acquired taste, so if you don't like me, acquire some taste. My sense of humor is different, to say the least. I am definitely not the "girl next door", I AM "the B***" down the street. If you are sensitive, I will probably hurt your feelings or offend you regularly. I am fiercely loyal to those I care about and will do WHATEVER it takes to defend & protect them. So in this area, if crossed, I can be one dangerous B***, and BTW I'm really handy with a shovel.Yes, I say F*** more than a lady should, and I can be hard to handle...but I am tons of fun and so worth it!!!!I AM WELL AWARE I'M NOT EVERYONE'S CUP OF TEA, I RATHER BE SOMEONE'S SHOT OF TEQUILA ANYWAY!!! Hey Life's a B***!~~REPRESENT!TRAMPLE THE WEAK, HURDLE THE DEAD, PARTY WITH THE WICKED!!
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Prettmadison
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Woman. 59 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 46-60
Hi! My name is Prettmadison. I am never married catholic caucasian woman without kids from Binghamton, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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Latonya
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Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
Kind, thoughtful country girl seeks easy going warm hearted gentleman.I make lemon bars and orange sprinkle cupcakes for people I care about. Big fan of Ron White and Jim Gaffigan. Love laughing and stand-up comedy.Things I appreciate. Clean sheets, bubble baths, homemade soups, parks, Smarties, snuggling, 2nd chances, country drives, the solar system, crunchy peanut butter, warm cookies, green tea and Cash Cab. I am not a morning person. Beware. Living a healthy lifestyle is important to me both physically and emotionally. My baggage is light and can neatly fit in an overhead compartment or under my seat.I am currently taking palliative care classes at the hospice to help people in the end stages of life.I have a weakness for documentaries, W5 and the fifth estate. Also enjoy the Blaclkist, Parenthood, and watching football with my favourite cousin.My wish list. Good speller. Good driver. Must stop for seniors and wildlife and let people in when merging. Must love animals. Loyal to friends and family.If you will drive me around at Xmas to show me the Christmas lights, you get brownie points. Speaking of brownies, I like mine with lots of frosting.:) Tim Hortons. Coffee Time. Cafe. A quiet lunch spot.