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DaveOffline
Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-53
Looking for the right mix of excitement, laughter, playfulness, passion and fun. What else? I once performed stand-up comedy in NYC...I play guitar (albeit not so well - but well enough to keep a crowd entertained)...I play drums (not often enough)...I love great cuisine and enjoy off-beat comedy (Family Guy, Monty Python, etc.)...I am a hacker at golf, but enjoy the great outdoors (tennis anyone?), so that's okay...I actually like to cook...there I said it!! (lol) I like hockey and have suffered right along with every other Leaf fan for forty-odd years...I enjoy good fiction, inspiring non-fiction and biographies...I work hard, but love to spend time with my family and friends... No shortage of options
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DelmarOffline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
If you have the patience and where with all to read through this, marry me. Anyway, just like the ladies, there are those of us in the male species that have had prior relationships, and yes, we've hopefully lived and learned. What the 21st Century has taught me (specifically online dating) is that there are an awful lot of dishonest people out there. So, to save a whole bunch of time, I'll tell you about me and then I'll tell you what I want from that "one" lady, although at this point, my thoughts are that I'll be changing my own Depends :).Me: (Sarcastic and funny, genuine smarta++ who believes if you can't laugh at yourself, than you have no business laughing at others)- I like to golf -not maniacally but yes, I enjoy a beverage and chasing a little white ball around.- I can't dance, I'll try but your health could be impacted.- Oh my, I like to hunt - I know, I know I must be a total redneck.- I have a bird dog "; -I enjoy working him while others shoot the birds. He's my pal and I trust him more than anyone else - if you don't love dogs, stop here.-;I look exactly like my pictures or my pictures don't do me justice." But we all know, opinions are like......- I like sex...oh my...scary huh...whether it be passionate, spontaneous, for her, for me....I like it, preferably with that one special person. -- oh, but I enjoy teaching people how to fish more.- I'm not into bars, cars or motorcycles - I'm more into that one person...her legs, her eyes, her feet...you get the picture.- I'm an exceptional father, how do I know, cause my ex knows and tells me and cause my girls and I HAVE that special relationship that nothing, divorce, distance, time, rain, etc. etc. can ever get in the way off - that's right, not even their eventual (gulp) boyfriends.- I love the beach and mountains, good god I said it, now I am like everyone else. Honestly, I have a pool, I'm a sun god, I'm happy there too...- I'll stop there, you can ask for the rest....You: Should expect to feel respected, wanted, desired, happy, etc. - BUT should expect the expectation that I'm looking for my best friend and I won't settle for anything less (Yep. be changing my own soiled Depends I will).Must want to do all of the above.Must want to teach me new things....I'm open to it with the right person.Must want a man who wants to be with A (one, no more) special lady - do and share everything together (yeah, yeah I know girls alone and/or boys night out is important)Must not be on the online buffet table - oh my, did I say that???? - So many ladies choose to have numerous dates lined up; If you like to do that....stop reading....I'm not interested.Kids - I love them - but, I hope they have a dad and I can just be a new toy.Finally - If you're mad at all men, especially meetville men, leave me alone - I have my scars but I also have learned plenty, have moved on and really just want to enjoy the company of one very special lady....perhaps I am asking too much. I just won't play the groveling, I'll get in line while you check your messages type of guy.Thank you for reading this enormously boring and self-serving dissertation, I'd like you to notice that I used, proper grammar, proper punctuation and proper spelling, I have my shirt on in every picture (lmao) in other words, ain't I just special :)? BTW, my favorite Dr. Seuss book is Green Eggs and Hams - you know why?
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MikeluttmanjmOffline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-43
Hi! My name is Mikeluttmanjm. I am never married lds caucasian man without kids from Sunset, Louisiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.