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Allison, 49

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About Me

Don’t care much for TV, I have 4 but rarely have one on in the house. I prefer real life, not imaginary. When at my house you will hear music of all kinds with the exception of Bluegrass. Two kids, not going to talk much about them here, but they are 19 and 14 and involved in a lot of activities. My hair is often in a ponytail, and sometimes a baseball cap, because well, I am just busy and I am all about making life easy. However, I do have a hairstyle. I like to wear flip flops, a tank top and jeans with holes in them when I am hanging out with friends, have recently been spotted in a cowgirl hat, boots and a mini skirt. Summer time is for dresses and accessories, I have a real problem with shoes and pocketbooks, problem being the closet isn’t big enough. Things I really like:Halloween~scaring the crap out of little kids that want to be scared. 4~ Snowmobiling (here is a reason they tell you to stay on the path). The water~~ beach, lake, creek, river.Fishing.Yard Sales, Flea Markets Street Festivals.Cooking and trying new food. However, I am not going to eat bugs again, only certain things were made to be covered with chocolate. Sitting on the beach at about 5:00 pm.Wine labels, they are just pretty, oh yeah and I like wine too. When dogs say hello to each other in the park.Target practice. with a gun or bow.Being 15 minutes late.Flowers and especially white roses.People watching. Decorating the Christmas tree, oh and baking gingerbread cookies. Baseball.Things I don’t like:When someone walks in the front yard after it snows.Mean people.When the only ink pen in my car is out of ink.Men with Mommy issues or that focus on taking care of their x wives.Baiting my hook, or taking the fish off my hook.People who didn’t read my profile and think I want a one night stand. People who don’t call when they are going to be late. It is not that I don’t like them, but I am afraid of motorcycles. My kids confusing me with the maid that we do not have. When Summer tomatoes can no longer be found. What my friends would say to me:You will paint anything that will stay still long enough.Can I borrow that pair of shoes?Come over and help me decorate.We really shouldn’t have done that.Final NoteAgain, please read my profile and understand that I am not looking for a one night stand. I just want to meet nice people. If you *** the intent of a one night stand, I will be inclined to believe that you cannot read and therefore you will be as useless to me as a screen door in a submarine. Just trying to be real. Happy fishing everyone and good luck. ~Anything other than sitting across the dinner table from each other. How awkward. Asking each other questions, the lull in conversation that surfaces sometime after the main course has been delivered, and watching the wait staff take bets on if this is a first date and if there will be a second. Nobody wants a first date to be this painful. Choose an activity that both agree on. Most any activity will work. Well, I am not going sky diving, and I am not going to wrestle alligators or anythng like that, but if you want to do those kind of things I will watch from a distance and will do my best to have polite first date conversation with you. Take the dogs for a walk in the park. If you don't have a dog, borrow one from a friend, and then explain that you borrowed the dog, trust me, that story will be a great ice breaker and something to talk about as the dogs are getting their leashes tangled. An art show. There is always something new to look at, and there is always that piece of art that you look at when you kinda tilt your head sideways and say to yourself {they call that art?} Now you don't have to say it to yourself because you are on a first date and you have someone to talk to while looking at that kind of art. The Zoo. Visit any exhibit that is related to the Gorilla family. Something funny will happen, it always does, admit it, you have seen it.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

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