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Minnie
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Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Hello fellas,SO I guess I'm the type of person who spends way too much time writing a meetville profile, scrutinizing my photos to pick the least fat looking ones. Yeah, so maybe you could call me a perfectionist. But, I'm working on something new. You see, I don't want you to go on a date with me and go to your friends after saying, "She was way bigger than in her photos." I want to be legitimately fat...so I have selected my roundest looking photos for your enjoyment.I'm kidding. I don't know what to say here. I like puppies but I can't pet them and then touch my face. I sing and play the guitar and sometimes wear fake nails. I love to change the tires on my car or change the oil...makes me feel independent...though I curse under my breath when people don't stop to help me on the side of the road. I don't like getting ketchup on my fingers and I want to have a little country home one day with a big garden. I am a religious listener to the CBC and APR and I love to two-step to cheesy country songs or shake it to Lady Gaga or whatever....I'm looking for a strong, happy, friendly, kind man who doesn't use the phrases, "That's so gay" or "Are you retarded?" A gentleman who eats his veggies and is looking for a woman to care for and keep warm.Looking forward to hearing from you.P.S. I cannot pick one word that describes my personality so I'm picking the one that is farthest from my personality...I have absolutely no idea what a brogrammer is. First dates should be fun and flirty. I just want to go out and have a good time and a good laugh.
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Carla
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Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
I’m looking for a sweet and caring guy to have fun and laughs together. A great sense of humor is a must. I'm outgoing and quick to have a comeback to jokes. I have a great job, house, car but not that special someone to spend my time with. I’’ Currently, when I'm not busy taking my kids to their activities, I like to go have a night out with my girls, stay home and watch a movie or travel to the beach to watch the waves. I love to feel pampered and spoiled. I don't feel I'm high maintenance or full of drama. I'm very chill and believe a guy should still have his guy time when he's not spending time with me. Feel free to message me- I’d always love to meet new friends! We could hit a trendy bar for a drink and then maybe a nice walk around a park to chat some more.
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Lizzie
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Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Hmmm, who am I? Isn't that the universal question.. So I've been on here long enough that I really want to give some pointers. Pay attention, there may be a test later.#1. Fill out your profile, and read the other person's before you write to them! Attraction is important, but some people (like me) put things in their profile that is important.#2. Be original! Say something witty in your opening line. Everybody says "Hey how are you"! Don't let the way you look be the only memorable thing about you.#3. O.k. really young guys, you are great. It is really flattering that you even look at my profile! I am sure you have so much to offer someone, but I am NOT that someone. I mean absolutely no offense by this!!!#4. Be honest!! If you are looking for a fwb, say so & give the other person a choice to opt out. If you are married, stop marking yourself as single!!!!!!!! The truth will come out!! I am a Mother of 3 first always I love to read and of coarse that includes romance, I am a girl, haha! I love history and historical places. That makes me a great trivial pursuit partner at least. I recently started working for myself as a custom furniture maker, so I am loving wood working! I listen to just about any music except maybe hardcore rap and not much country. I am respectful, all I ask is the same in return. Please treat me like a lady! I am NOT looking to be someone's friend with benefits. Anything else you may want to know? Just ask, I am an open book! I am a talker. So on a first date I don't want to go to the movies. I would like to go somewhere that we can talk. Maybe coffee, after all I am the coffee snob. Chit chat over dinner, or something of the kind. I want to get to know the real you, not just the best foot you put forward. I am NOT a game player. I do NOT want to rush ANYTHING, so please don't ask.