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AaronOnline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-32
Hi! My name is Aaron. I am never married agnostic caucasian man without kids from West Hamlin, West Virginia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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UziahOffline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
Hey, I'm looking to get out of the house . Typical dating activities are good(movies, dinner, underwater hang-gliding, etc.). I like camping, hiking, riding my harley and having fun in general. Im in the military, so if you don't like that, sorry. I like most kinds of music but mainly rock. Enough about me, I want to hear about you.I thought I'd add that I'm not on here to hook up, I don't sit at a computer all day playing games, I don't live with my parents, I have my own house, I'm not married... Etc. I hope you get the point. I'll add more when I think of it. It seems women on here are fearful of the above mentioned types of issues. Update!! I don't obsess over sports! I don't mind watching a football game now and then but I really don't follow any sports.I can't stand flakey women. How about just going out for drinks and/or dinner, some place we can talk and get to know each other.If we go out to dinner and you let me pay, it's a "date". I'm not looking for "just friends".
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RandalOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
None of you is even real. You're all just egirls with your www's and your webcams and those handy ordering pages. Girl, you even got a basket on that thing. I know cause I filled it up! But did I get a single pic of you on your "Meet super horny girls just like me," httpenis trap? Did I get an im after I talked to you and allowed to remote desktop into my computer to upload those pictures? Finally? No! I got an empty wallet, 3 overdrawn visas, and a looping gif of what looks like an Al Queda snuff porn starring a an alien midget that I can't remove for the life of me.Did I see you? No! You were fake. Obviously a cleverly created a Googlebot or something. But with boobs.So all y'all women are just fake Googlebots waiting to E-stroy my manhood and starve my eyeballs of nudity (except for midget nudity, apparently). I also will love you and shower you with joy forever and forever, delivering you an ocean of your best organisms. But let's take it slow.*****************************Ladies, if you think all men are fake, pretend, dolls that are scheming to raid your vaginas before they vanish into the night like ninja, you might want to consider how that comes across to us perusing guys. It reads like this to me, 'I am going to blame anybody but myself for being single. It's the mens' fault and I have simply been taken advantage of and I trusted too soon. I see myself as powerless against this occurring.'So unattractive. Please, think of the perusers.*this message brought to you by the Plenty of Fish Against Fakerists. POFAF, not even once (tm) First is the "Stick Test" where I poke you with one to ensure you aren't a clever illusion and, therefore, hopefully real. Then follow that up with some nice conversation to determine and measure the timbre of your voice and that it isn't too manish. Fool me once shame on me, right?Then, after drinks with my parents, the checking of the identification can begin and we can wind up the night by finally fornicating in my backyard hammock. OMG. So rad.Don't forget, REALITY is the best ITY. Jesus said that, you know, and he was right.