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About Me

Hi! My name is Critter. I am widowed christian caucasian man with kids from United States, Louisiana, Winnfield. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Widowed

  • Have kids

    Yes, but they don't live with me

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Anani

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    Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54

    Chilled, cheeky, happy, fun loving chap..!out doors, slightly windswept sort of bloke..got 3 grown up kids, 4 grandkids and 1 cat....!Would like to see more of the world, preferably with someone to share the experience with....!!

  • Clay

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    Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 45-55

    WATCHING THE SUN GO DOWN,DRIVING IN EUROPE, MOTOR RACING, FISHING, HOLIDAYING, PARTYING.JUST NEED TO MEET A WOMAN THAT ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH AND GOOD TIMES INDOORS OR OUT ON THE TOWN.CHAUFFEUR TO SEVERAL WELL KNOWN PEOPLE AND STARS. KNOW MY WAY ALL OVER EUROPE WITHOUT A SILLY SATNAV.REGGAE IS THE MOST SOOTHING TING ON THE PLANET.. MY BEST HOLIDAY WAS IN IBIZA

  • Emmet

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    Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 43-53

    Is it worth filling this in? Also makes me laugh how many profiles say 'will fill this bit in later'....yeah right.Does anybody read this anyway?I have been reliably informed that a pic of myself holing a large fish is a must on here. Alas I do not fish so will a battered cod from my local chippy suffice? Alas it seems you ladies don't like pics of men holding a big fish......funny how a lot of ladies on here have pics of themselves kissing dolphins then....what's that all about then? :-) get me writing all bigFriends describe me as a social retard, a right miserable git if I don't get my own way and a girl because I like shopping....Just had my first dirty message, a woman wants to do rude things to me with a banana...I was disgusted and told her 'no'. I really hate bananas.Just been on that UniformDating website, and they matched me up with 81 year old Lollipop lady.....I wouldn't have minded so much but she refused to wear her uniform in bed.......After looking at a few profiles on here I've come to the conclusion that the words 'average build' can mean anything from a size 8 to a 28.....Unfortunately all my pics are of me and are up to date. Sorry if they offend. Talking of pics this is to the lady whose pics are, according to her, all taken in the last 6 months. Isn't it about time you took your xmas tree down or did you put it up early...it is only September luv....I anyone can teach me how to cook I'd love it, I can't cook a lot but would love to be able to. The kitchen scares me though.You can always tell how busy a day you've had in work by the amount of life left in your smart phones battery.....As you might be able to tell I do like a laugh but I also have a serious side, I'm intelligent, articulate, look after myself, dress smart and enjoy a good life and laugh...much...:-)I'm also the adventurous type when it comes to rumpy pumpy. We we're soon kicked off though, not for humping but because we left our shoes on..... Like I'll ever get one.....

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