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Emmet, 46
United States, Louisiana, Winnfield

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About Me

Is it worth filling this in? Also makes me laugh how many profiles say 'will fill this bit in later'....yeah right.Does anybody read this anyway?I have been reliably informed that a pic of myself holing a large fish is a must on here. Alas I do not fish so will a battered cod from my local chippy suffice? Alas it seems you ladies don't like pics of men holding a big fish......funny how a lot of ladies on here have pics of themselves kissing dolphins then....what's that all about then? :-) get me writing all bigFriends describe me as a social retard, a right miserable git if I don't get my own way and a girl because I like shopping....Just had my first dirty message, a woman wants to do rude things to me with a banana...I was disgusted and told her 'no'. I really hate bananas.Just been on that UniformDating website, and they matched me up with 81 year old Lollipop lady.....I wouldn't have minded so much but she refused to wear her uniform in bed.......After looking at a few profiles on here I've come to the conclusion that the words 'average build' can mean anything from a size 8 to a 28.....Unfortunately all my pics are of me and are up to date. Sorry if they offend. Talking of pics this is to the lady whose pics are, according to her, all taken in the last 6 months. Isn't it about time you took your xmas tree down or did you put it up early...it is only September luv....I anyone can teach me how to cook I'd love it, I can't cook a lot but would love to be able to. The kitchen scares me though.You can always tell how busy a day you've had in work by the amount of life left in your smart phones battery.....As you might be able to tell I do like a laugh but I also have a serious side, I'm intelligent, articulate, look after myself, dress smart and enjoy a good life and laugh...much...:-)I'm also the adventurous type when it comes to rumpy pumpy. We we're soon kicked off though, not for humping but because we left our shoes on..... Like I'll ever get one.....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

Drawing / Painting Animation Martial Arts
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