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SantoOnline
Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-56
I am an adventurous, caring person looking for the same. I listen to most all types of music. I work in retail, at the same place for over 20 years!! I have been divorced for 12 years. My kids are 19 and 17. We usually get into some kind of trouble b/c we are always goofy around each other. I only have them Wed nights and every other weekend, but try to stop by and see them every now and then. Not looking for a mom for them, but someone for me! I am tall, 6'4'' and broadly built. I enjoy fishing, usually in my kayak, watching movies, getting out and about to see friends and family, the usual stuff. I am looking for someone who is kind, willing to accept the person I am and not want to change me. After that, I am pretty open.After 20 years with the same company, I am trying to decide if I should stay a little longer or search for a new adventure. I love what I do...well, almost all aspects of the job. If you have worked in retail before, you'll understand...I’m really good at listening, then providing help with problems. Lately I have learned from a friend that sometimes its just good to listen. I think too many people aren't listening to what the other person is saying, and are just waiting for it to be their turn to talk.The first things people usually notice about me is that I am tall. I once had someone say I looked like Tom Cruise. Now it's more like Tom Arnold !!!Love to read - I wish my place had a room with huge book shelvesLove to watch all kinds of movies, except scary ones.....I'm a wimp, I knowLove music - I have Sirius in my car. Mostly listen to Howard Stern, but can listen to Metal, Rock, Country, Blues, Jazz, Rap...almost anything!Food - I love to try new recipes. I am famous for my Jambalaya and Muffuletta & have my own recipe for dry rub BBQ. My kitchen is usually a mess.The six things I could never do withoutMy Galaxy Nexus Movie CollectionSweet TeaHuman InteractionLong and confusing passwordrecliners...I could have said the usually....kids, air, love, sex, car keys, whatever...but those are bland answers!!!!I spend a lot of time thinking about how to win the lottery so I can buy my mom & brother new houses and cars, have enough for my kids college and then spoil myself!On a typical Friday night I am working til 9pm, watching History Channel til I fall asleep in my recliner. Saturday nights are a totally different story...I get off of work at 5pm !!The most private thing I’m willing to admit is that I sometimes say things that I don't realize I am saying them wrong. Almost a speak before thinking thing. I am trying to control that a little better.You should message me if you like tall, broad guys with little baggage, not much drama, has 2 kids he sees occasionally, don't love your dogs more than life itself ( I DO love dogs, don't get me wrong!!...I have stories!!), can accept me for who I am, are willing to let me try to explain what I just said wrong towards you, don't mind that I fish with my friend, you don't mind me falling asleep watching History Channel in my recliner (and snore!), & loves being outdoors though never has a chance to get out.Meet somewhere for dinner or a few drinks.
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ElishaOnline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-44
(Author's Note: I know that with these internet profiles, you're suppose to put your best foot forward in your vain attempt to attract more attention then everybody else. However, I learned a long time ago that isn't always the best thing to do. So what I've decided to do is put my WORST foot forward since if you can't survive my profile, then there's no way you're going to be able to survive me! Humor is a huge part of my life so if you don't find what's below humorous, then we'll probably never get along.)I consider myself to be an honest man. In fact, anyone that has ever known me has considered me to be not just honest, but brutally honest; meaning that even when I SHOULD lie, I don't. So in light of this wonderful quality that I have so mastered, I have decided to make this section a complete no-holds-barred truth session about me. I once told my Mother that I thought there should be a reality show about me. Her response to that was simply "I don't think the world is quite reeady for you." Touché Mother... Touché. I am the director for Odyssey Paranormal Society. If you have any questions or stories for me, I'd be happy to hear/answer them! Check us out on ***/OdysseyParanormalSociety. Looking for new members if you know of anyone!I once accidentally wore a Santa suit to a funeral I wasn't invited to. True story!An anagram for my name is "Manche Oil Lie". I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome! Friends comes and go, but styrofoam; now THAT lasts forever! What? Didn't think a guy could think of something that deep? I'm a variable kiddie pool of deep thinking!Even though I’m a Packers fan come football season, the Twins have always been my team when it comes to Baseball. I remember spending the night at my Grandma’s and listening on the radio the night Puckett hit the game winning home run during the ’87 World Series. I jumped out of bed and ran to the livingroom to watch the replay on TV. I don’t think I’d ever run so fast in my life and still haven’t! But, I’m smarter now than I was back then, so if I were to race against my former self, I would simply stick my foot out and trip me! I’d never see it coming! I really like to fight. Not "Fight Club" style fighting (although if it was I couldn't talk about it) but just having stupid debates about the most assinine topics. A lot of the time, I'll pick sides that don't even come close to what I actually believe just so I can debate someone about it. So, you'd better bring your A+ game!I love golf! Why? The shorter answer is: What do I NOT like about Golf? I don't like trees and the fact that I keep going in them. I don't like slow players because then I have to wait for the area to clear before I can hit my ball out of the trees. I don't like rain and how it makes me and the long grass wet which increases the difficulty of my hitting my ball out of the trees once the slow people have cleared the area. LOVE everything else!Think I’m a great catch yet? Well you should! I'm a hopeless romantic and I can't help but be so. I send flowers for no reason, write poetry, and plan lavish dinners just because it's fun. I have no idea how I manage to still be straight... Oh well. I think I'm pretty smart, and I'm about as creative as a person can get. I know looking over that list of wonderful adjectives that I just seem too good to be true. Well, you’re right. Whereas those are all true, I'm also exceptionally sarcastic and crude. To sum up: I'm pretty awesome!What the problem here is, you women don't want just a nice guy. You want a nice guy who is HOT. And why wouldn't you? Why wouldn't you settle for a good looking man with the personality of a grapefruit and an ego the size of Texas? Sure, he may be able to make his man-boobs do the Marcarena and I can only make mine do the hopscotch, but I'll make you far happier than he ever will, and that's a guarantee. I draw a mean stick figure. Seriously, it's phenomenal. You'd take one look at it and go "Oh. My. God. I've never seen anything like that!" I'd just say, "I know." Then we'd make sweet, sweet love. Oh yeah... they're that good.There's two kinds of people that I hate. The people who use the phrase "Life is too short..." (because, come on, what can you possibly do that's LONGER???) And the people who write a description of themselves right next to their picture! (Are you kidding me!? I can SEE you know! Do I really need to READ it? Do you not think that I'll be able to tell from your PICTURE what you look like? I may be a guy, but I'm not THAT stupid!)It just makes me want to club a baby seal. Seriously, if there was one next to me, I would grab a club and just go to town on the thing! I hate it that much! Oh, and shorthand. Can't STAND shorthand! It's like I'm talking to a retarded gorilla. And I said retarded gorilla because I'm sure a non-retarded one could type in a more understandable way. This is just a warning, but don’t ask me stupid questions like: “What are you thinking about?â€
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BuckheadgregOffline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-26
Hi! My name is Buckheadgreg. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Sandy Springs, Georgia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.