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ManieClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
I am passionate about many things, Life itself has so much to offer and I am constantly looking for new and exciting things to do! Volleyball has been something I have done for almost 10 years now and I play in a few leagues throughout the year (Indoor/Outdoor). Obviously styling hair has been something that has always come easy for me, and I love to assist people in feeling better and more confident about themselves .I am a very spontaneous and adventurous person so i love to be busy all the time! Animals are also a big part of my life. I'll let him decide...
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LorinaClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
Sarcastic little ***hole with a heart of gold. Music enthusiast. I have piercings. I have tattoos. I like them on myself and others. I like football. I have no desire to fill this out any further. You don't need to know anything else. If I want ya to ill let ya know. Whatever
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HaeClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
Can you read? I suggest you read the whole profile, because I'll know ifa) You didn't read the profile and come off as a moronb) Send a copy and paste message, resulting in an insult based on your photo/how badly your "about me" is filled out.Feel inadequate yet? ok!Yes... I am from South Africa, yes that is a country if you're wondering and yes... if you're still this clueless as to this point in my profile as to how a white person may be from Africa you should click alt+F4 to send me an ***! My profile appears to be messed up like that... seriously... alt+F4 works if you haven't clicked both at once by now.No? Still here? Well you can't exactly deny my attempt to lose ya!I'm from South Africa and I'm a stand-up comedian. No I won't give you any jokes to tell your friends, because nobody who's smart works for free. I'm a student at UW, so screw your predispositions of a white girl going to WLU. Not only do I love beer, but I love alcohol in general! No good story ever began with "I'm high on life..." or ended with "..and then I got home", so don't even try if drinking isn't in your repertoire!OK, so more about me... since some guys on here are freakin retards and don't care to write more than 50 keystrokes. Seriously. If you can't fill your "about me" I'll assume you're a serial killer/rapist and will *** messages. Being a comedian, I've seen my fair share of events and guys. You will be made fun of if you're a moron, just a heads up. If you're willing to put an actual effort into the first message, full props to you bru!.. I love using the vuvuzela and if you hated them in ***you'd best not send me a message. It's a Saffer staple!For food anything on the braai (ugh... barbecue) works. I don't care what animal it is, I'm a Boer and I'll eat what's on the plate in front of me!Music: don't give me country. Seriously. I don't care about your dog/girlfriend/tractor or in many cases they're all the same (do you people screw animals here? yikes), so don't message me if you're a "country boy". I love rock and techno and/or high BPM music. If you can match that, you're good.Books I don't care. If you're literate and can actually use proper grammar/syntax you can message me without getting a sarcastic message. Otherwise I'll assume you're a chromosome short of a full man.Movies I love, just hate chick flicks. If you think "; are the ideal story I think you're not cut out for me. I love a good documentary or mindf**k. P.S. I like to sneak alcohol into theatres to spice films up!I know what happened to Mankrik's wife. Get this reference without googling and I'll be amazed.I have a few dislikes... If you can't spell words like "you" or "are" without trying, don't bother messaging me. Same goes for the following:Your = possessive -Your language is badYou're = You are - You're illiterateYou = Shouldn't need this or your grade 7 English teachers are hanging themselves...Their = possessive - Their profile is poorly filled outThere = a place - I won't go there for fear of being subjected to his stupidityThey're = they are - They're too stupid to send me a message but still mess up anyways and send me something 2 shades higher than down syndrome because people don't know how to read.Asking "How are you?" or "What's going on?" isn't funny or original. It's sad. Please don't ask that.I'm a nice girl however. I get paid to make people laugh, and quite well for that matter. I've done standup throughout the land and won't hesitate to try my luck with Canadians. I'll try not to mention people from this site, as that would be rude. Disclaimer: I have an accent and Canadians are borderline retarded when it comes to accents. I've been called a resident of everywhere BUT South Africa. It's pretty sad.I hate kids. Sorry, but don't ever introduce them into my life or I'll introduce you to a door out of my life. Same goes for your family... at least until I'm cool with you. Meeting someone's parents from the first through eighth dates is awkward as hell, so don't pull that. If you're looking for easy sex, HAH! Try somewhere else buddy.
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MadelynClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
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MartinClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
well hello! I LOVE music, even though i am a nurse, music is my true passion. I have been playing guitar for over 6 yrs now and i write my own songs. Music is the best outlet in my opinion for all those emotions that you dont know what to do with. I also like to dance and have fun going out. I love to explore new things and experience things that i have never done before. I am usually pretty laid back but i can get wild and crazy sometimes :) my absolute favorite thing is laughing! Laughter is great for the soul! I could go on and on but ill keep some things a suprise so if you want to know more about me just ask :) dont be shy ;) i love meeting new people. ~peace~
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HopeClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
I'm new to this, but I figure if I tell you all about me now, there won't be anything to talk about when we talk. Lol
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KristalClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
First off I am serious about being the best I can be and stay positive through all of my journeys in life. I'm also extremely competitive....hate losing and REALLY hate being wrong. It's rare, but has happened like once...also, extremely sarcastic! 0:)I'm working towards my dream by going to hair school here in town. I'LL BE DONE BY NEXT MAY and couldn't be more excited! All outdoor activities are fair game. Just a little piece of heaven outside of town. I'm wild and crazy, I've been told I can be bossy and loud, and I will always put my two cents in on anything....but I'm fun! ;) I have a good time no matter where I am, it's just the way I live my life. I don't need any fuddie duddies!I enjoy being around water! Beach, lake, river, pool. I am there!! It's always a plus if a boat is involved!!I also looooove music! Especially anything I can dance to. Always try to go to their nearby concerts.I love the Lord, He has blessed me above and beyond. Even though I don't practice my religion as much as I should I still love Him and thank Him for every day! :)Lastly, please don't be shy and message me say more than just hi, hey, or what's up. :)
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MarinaClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
A hopeless romantic who is pretty upbeat, financially responsible, and light-hearted. I tend to lend a helping hand when appropriate so if you do not have a compassionate heart we are not a match.
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GayeClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
Once you get to know me, you'll see I have a really big heart! And maybe I even have a place for you in it :) My humor tends to be on the sarcastic side, I love to laugh and make other people laugh as well. I am a very creative person and I love projects. I also love to keep busy with work and friends. I'm a very laid back girl most of the time. I love just staying in and watching a movie, but sometimes I'm in the mood to go out to the club for the night! I'm up for anything! I'm a very open-minded person so I'm looking for someone with similiar attitudes about life, relationships, religion, and diversity. If you want to get to know me better, just message me... and don't forget to make me smile!!Oh and I'm also a very honest and open person so there are not really any questions that are off limits in my book. Be creative.... no canal park... walking on the pier is so cliche
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MargorieClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
Im just a really easy going young wiman. I have been delt a hard hand in life but i just keep going. God has big plans for me i just cant wait to see how my life turns out. Love motorcycles walks an just talking
