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MarihaClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-65
Hi! My name is Mariha. I am woman without kids from Clear Lake, Wisconsin, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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ManieClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
I am passionate about many things, Life itself has so much to offer and I am constantly looking for new and exciting things to do! Volleyball has been something I have done for almost 10 years now and I play in a few leagues throughout the year (Indoor/Outdoor). Obviously styling hair has been something that has always come easy for me, and I love to assist people in feeling better and more confident about themselves .I am a very spontaneous and adventurous person so i love to be busy all the time! Animals are also a big part of my life. I'll let him decide...
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HaeClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
Can you read? I suggest you read the whole profile, because I'll know ifa) You didn't read the profile and come off as a moronb) Send a copy and paste message, resulting in an insult based on your photo/how badly your "about me" is filled out.Feel inadequate yet? ok!Yes... I am from South Africa, yes that is a country if you're wondering and yes... if you're still this clueless as to this point in my profile as to how a white person may be from Africa you should click alt+F4 to send me an ***! My profile appears to be messed up like that... seriously... alt+F4 works if you haven't clicked both at once by now.No? Still here? Well you can't exactly deny my attempt to lose ya!I'm from South Africa and I'm a stand-up comedian. No I won't give you any jokes to tell your friends, because nobody who's smart works for free. I'm a student at UW, so screw your predispositions of a white girl going to WLU. Not only do I love beer, but I love alcohol in general! No good story ever began with "I'm high on life..." or ended with "..and then I got home", so don't even try if drinking isn't in your repertoire!OK, so more about me... since some guys on here are freakin retards and don't care to write more than 50 keystrokes. Seriously. If you can't fill your "about me" I'll assume you're a serial killer/rapist and will *** messages. Being a comedian, I've seen my fair share of events and guys. You will be made fun of if you're a moron, just a heads up. If you're willing to put an actual effort into the first message, full props to you bru!.. I love using the vuvuzela and if you hated them in ***you'd best not send me a message. It's a Saffer staple!For food anything on the braai (ugh... barbecue) works. I don't care what animal it is, I'm a Boer and I'll eat what's on the plate in front of me!Music: don't give me country. Seriously. I don't care about your dog/girlfriend/tractor or in many cases they're all the same (do you people screw animals here? yikes), so don't message me if you're a "country boy". I love rock and techno and/or high BPM music. If you can match that, you're good.Books I don't care. If you're literate and can actually use proper grammar/syntax you can message me without getting a sarcastic message. Otherwise I'll assume you're a chromosome short of a full man.Movies I love, just hate chick flicks. If you think "; are the ideal story I think you're not cut out for me. I love a good documentary or mindf**k. P.S. I like to sneak alcohol into theatres to spice films up!I know what happened to Mankrik's wife. Get this reference without googling and I'll be amazed.I have a few dislikes... If you can't spell words like "you" or "are" without trying, don't bother messaging me. Same goes for the following:Your = possessive -Your language is badYou're = You are - You're illiterateYou = Shouldn't need this or your grade 7 English teachers are hanging themselves...Their = possessive - Their profile is poorly filled outThere = a place - I won't go there for fear of being subjected to his stupidityThey're = they are - They're too stupid to send me a message but still mess up anyways and send me something 2 shades higher than down syndrome because people don't know how to read.Asking "How are you?" or "What's going on?" isn't funny or original. It's sad. Please don't ask that.I'm a nice girl however. I get paid to make people laugh, and quite well for that matter. I've done standup throughout the land and won't hesitate to try my luck with Canadians. I'll try not to mention people from this site, as that would be rude. Disclaimer: I have an accent and Canadians are borderline retarded when it comes to accents. I've been called a resident of everywhere BUT South Africa. It's pretty sad.I hate kids. Sorry, but don't ever introduce them into my life or I'll introduce you to a door out of my life. Same goes for your family... at least until I'm cool with you. Meeting someone's parents from the first through eighth dates is awkward as hell, so don't pull that. If you're looking for easy sex, HAH! Try somewhere else buddy.
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DelfinaClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
Online
Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
I am a young single mother but i do the best i can to take care of us. Kids are my life! on my own time i help my girls advance so the will be prepared for big kid school next year. i love it and wouldnt change it. im also currently in college as a math major so i can be a HS algebra teacher, my goal is to teach kids math the right way the first time so they dont grow up thinking they hate math.i have to pay bills so i do have a job as a cna. im a great cook and im great with money, i can sewing and make clothes, i can clean, paint,make stainglass windows,spin yarn,garden,work my ass off and do it all and come home everyday with a smile on my face! i have a great smile and baby blue eyes. i have 4 tattoos, 11 piercings most are covered with clothing! my kids are the best in the world although every parent thinks so! they look just like me. josie is 4 and lori is 2. anything else you want to know just ask i have an answer to everything!!! p.s when you send me a message dont send a one word message thanku get to know the other person is the most important thing, but unlike most i do like to start off with a movie cuz it helps to relaxe, and then give both a good ice braker and conversation to start off dinner with, goodluck getting me to shut up!!!j/j
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NylaClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
Well I have not been on here for a while and I guess I'm back again lol ... I'm a very caring person, I Love my family and friends and would do absolutely anything for them. I love being spontaneous and just getting up and going out to do something fun. I'm down to earth and very sarcastic. ummm ... I dunno what else to say ... that will do for now I guess,but if theres anything you wanna ask me I'm very open and will answer just about anything. :)
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KaylenClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
I have an amazing little girl who will be 3 in February. She`s amazing, very smart, and is my entire heart! I work full time on a shitty shift, but I work my butt off for what I have. I love goin out having fun. I love doin pretty much anything all the way from sitting around watching a movie, goin fishing, goin riding (talkin about four wheelers trucks anything ) too going out to a bar. I just LOVE country music 3 it's amazing!;) Wanna know more just message me!
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KilieClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
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MarinaClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
A hopeless romantic who is pretty upbeat, financially responsible, and light-hearted. I tend to lend a helping hand when appropriate so if you do not have a compassionate heart we are not a match.
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KateClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
I am a good simple country girl.... I know what I want when I want it, I'm peaceful sweet and kind hearted. I'm a country girl born and raised on a small grain farm. If I'm not running around on the farm I work as a personal chef. $$$ I love it. Hanging around...doing nothing making each other laugh...watching the sunset, if it's late at night I like to watch the stars.... I enjoy the simple things !
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SyreetaClear Lake
- Wisconsin
- United States
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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 19-29
I'm 22 years old, free spirited,strong willed, and reserved but open up easily once I get to know you! I am at a point in my life where I'm starting to figure out where belong and I want somebody who is patient and will be by my side while I achieve my goals! I am a country girl who loves fishing, cold beer, dirt roads and to have a good time and make great memories. If you want to get to know me feel free to message me! Fishing at the river or just laying under the stars!
