Single Women & Men in Tunbridge, Vermont

I'm an open book... Surprise me! Just don't surprise me in a deep dark forest with no one around...yeah better yet don't surprise me. Let's just keep it simple.

1. Everything I need to know in life I got from Gilligan's Island. 2. If you've never had a kiwi without removing the skin, you're doing it wrong.3. I have 11 added holes to my body4. Why are you reading this?5. Nothing is better than silk sheets.6. There is no point in me numbering all of these...7. No, but really. Who let the dogs out?8. I'm going straight for your thighs like the cake you ate. 9. Meow.10. I was a drummer in a previous life.11. Shut up is my new favorite combination of words.13. Sometimes I'm way too honest.14. I don't know why the English language is so ridiculous.15. Like why if I'm pushing an appointment back is it really moving forward in time16. KCCO17.18. The square root of 69 is 8 somethin.19. shit, I forgot #12.20.....you definitely just looked for 12.Congratulations on reading an entire paragraph and not learning a damn thing about me. You think I'd really give it all away? You gotta message me to learn about me :)

I’m not on here to play games and expect the same. I\'m truly interested in meeting someone to see where things may go. Someone who is ready to settle down, and wants to build it together.

First of all: Yeah, i can write in english. But i speak so bad that i need someone who can speak FRENCH, thanks :)Sur ce, je suis certaine que vous êtes même pas game de m'écrire !;) Un verre dans un pub/resto ou un café tranquille.

No drama I like to go fishing I’m into music, traveling. sexual activities, bbq netsurfing networking , cooking all kinds great dishes, movies camping eating out. Need true people to have good time with, no liars or fakes!

Hi! My name is Reyrey. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Tunbridge, Vermont, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

I am looking for new friends, new faces to hang out with. Taking a step out of the box, a few friends on here told me to try it so here I am :). I am very into volleyball, I play three times a week, pool leagues and sometimes darts. So yup I like to hang out in bars but don't like to pick people up in bars. I like to try new things and umm yah! I'm not a one night stand nor will I ever be. I guess it was necessary to post that here.And btw* I got rid of the pink in my hair today? 10/22/13

Not that there is much on my Instagram but here it is @el_ocelomeh

You guys need to get it together. Figure out what the hell you want. If you don't know, do me a solid and leave me alone. I like everything and anything and I am always willing to try something once.I work out, drink beer, eat chocolate, and work my ass off for what I want.Confidence is key when it comes to men. It's not all about age or looks for me; however, I have found that I am more attracted to older guys.I'm laid back and find humor in almost everything. I smile more than I frown and absolutely love making others happy. Simplicity is what I strive for and overthinking is the biggest waste of time. For you to know, and me to find out ;)

It’s funny how things have changed in this time and what it takes to meet someone special. It’s amazing how we can get on our computers and plug in what we desire in another person; Hair, eyes, body, income, pepperoni, thin crust...extra cheese.The truth of the matter is that we are taking an element of life that is controlled by God, or the Universe...or whatever you believe in. There is nothing in this world that can eclipse the moment when you lock eyes in the coffee shop, or feel that crush for/of a friend or someone you work with...In this day and age we are far too busy paying for our cars and condos to take a moment and breath in life, and each other and Nature. Who am I to say this or that is wrong or correct. It's likely I have over-romanticized the past......for as Billy Joel said: "The Past was never all that good and the Future isn’t as bad as it seems". Times have changed. Everything is faster, more efficient, colder. As we have always done we must take what we have been given and do what we will. Make it something great and meaningful...even beautiful.That brings me to myself...at home with my electronic gadget. Seemingly useful for everything from finance to....love? Who'd a guessed? Where to I begin? How do I write and 'ad' about who I am and who I seek? How do I wrap up my years on this earth in a way that will attract the 'right one'? I go out but not interested in anyone. Am I too picky? Do I have to settle? I am in decent shape and attracted to the same. Is that shallow? I know I have a great career...even enjoy what I do. I am patient and forgiving, even thoughtful. I love to love and be loved just like everyone else. I have no addictions, diseases or issues.Now what am I looking for: I know she should feel comfortable in a bikini or board shorts. I admit that I tend to gravitate toward the thin-ultrathin side of the spectrum. Not attracted at all if you are overwieght (just being honest). Be fit and healthy, both mentally and physically. What about beyond physical? How do I describe that person that I can look at and smile when there is mustard on her face...or when she does some dorky dance. How she makes me feel when her hand is stroking my hair, or when she holds my hand at the mall. How we can lay in the grass and watch the stars and the moon...without saying a word. Just basking in the silence and the knowledge that we are one and happy that way.I can sit here and debate with my keyboard all day. The fact of the matter is that this is likely the best shot we have to get someone to pause long enough to look around...see those around them for what they mean. Maybe I will get lucky and you are reading this ridiculously long manifesto right now. Maybe God or the Universe will compel you to write to me.I hope so. Lets keep it simple and non-threatening...like frisby in the park or a game of pool.