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Nikkigirltruck
West Valley City
- Utah
- United States
Online
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-36
Hi! My name is Nikkigirltruck. I am never married other caucasian woman with kids from West Valley City, Utah, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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Bunnylady
West Valley City
- Utah
- United States
Online
Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-53
Hi! My name is Bunnylady. I am never married other caucasian woman with kids from West Valley City, Utah, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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Shawn
West Valley City
- Utah
- United States
Online
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-49
hi,well im a single mum wi my own business im very ambitous an i put 150% into all i do ;)im a very independent woman...an love to keep busy.i love my girls, they r my purpose in life :)MUST SAY...on my profile were it says i want date but nothing serious...nobody knows the future :)also it says i lookin for...dating...im lookin for a nice honest guy to take me out, who can make me laugh :) an just have a good time....an after that...well ;) anything else is a bonus ;)we cant choose who we fall in love with....if it happens. it happens :) I like listening to allsorts ov music ;) suppose it depends on the moment lol:) surprise me :)
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Alice
West Valley City
- Utah
- United States
Online
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-39
I've been lookin' for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been lookin' for someone to be all mineI had too much lonelyI need a one and onlySomeone I can care about and call my ownWell in true traditionWithout an intermissionWe'll still be together when the kids are grown.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just lookin' for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.A bus load of nuns crashes, unfortunately they all die, but they go to heaven. So they are all lined up outside the pearly gates and Ol' St. Peter is at the front of the line talking to each nun before letting them into heaven.'Sister Beth' asks St. Peter 'I need to ask you one question before you pass into heaven. Have you ever before touched a mans penis?'Sister Beth is all shy, can't look him in the eye, but blushes and admits 'well, yes... Once... Just with the tip of my finger...''Ok' says St. Peter 'just dip your finger in the holy water and you are free to pass into heaven'So she does and away she goes.Sister Jane is next in line and St. Peter asks her the same question 'Have you ever touched a mans penis before'She is much the same, but meekly admits 'yes, once with my hand'So same kinda deal, he *** to dip her hand in the holy water and she is free to pass into heaven.All of a sudden there is a commotion in the line up and sister Ann comes barrelin' up to the front of the line.'Is there a problem Sister Ann?' 'Hear now, if I'm gonna have to gargle that holy water, I wanna do it before sister Mary sticks her ass in it!' If this offends you, you better walk on by...
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Brandy
West Valley City
- Utah
- United States
Online
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 15-35
Hiya im alysha I live in wales in a place called new tredegar I'm 24 and I like drinking and going out with friends partying so that all im gonna say if u wanna no anything else just mail me so thats all for nowI would like to walk down a beach and then maybe go for a nice meal and even see a film.
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Tricia
West Valley City
- Utah
- United States
Online
Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-56
"Sexy" is a power you're born with. It's not a physical thing, it comes from inside. It's all in the smile.I have been told frequently that I am very easy to talk to. My friends say that I'm a happy and รขโฌลdown to earthรขโฌ
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Carla
West Valley City
- Utah
- United States
Online
Woman. 60 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 50-70
Nice to meet you, virtually speaking.Honesty & openness are key. Why complicate things? I have a wicked sense of humour & don't stress easily. I view every day as an adventure waiting to happen. I chose technology over acting as a career because I dislike "drama". I travel light - don't hold a torch, bear a grudge or carry any baggage.Not a great cook (my smoke alarm doubles as an oven timer), but I'll happily clean up. I can change a light bulb, do laundry & balance a cheque book. I'm sincere, confident, sane, healthy, intelligent, passionate, affectionate, articulate, tolerant, sensual, responsible, nonjudgemental, independent & imperfect. I'm youthful, spontaneous & energetic. I'm also open-minded, but not to the point that my brain falls out. I'm not a princess & don't expect to be treated like one. You don't have to be Prince Charming. Just charming is more than enough.I won't try to change you. Hopefully, you're capable of dressing yourself. Don't want to own you, either. That's just wrong...and illegal. I'm not controlling. The remote's all yours. I like things organized, but I'm not a clean freak. I'm ok if you leave the toilet seat up. I like trying new things. I have limits, no boundaries. I have many goals, few inhibitions & no regrets. I'm not against the use of profanity, but I AM offended by gratuitous ***'m low-maintenance, non-possessive and know when to be serious. I don't whine, nag or complain. I'm not desperate. I won't ask you to lend me money or buy me feminine hygiene products. I will, however, want you to be my friend, my lover, my partner. I promise monogamy, respect & moral support, and I never make a promise I can't keep. I can be very naughty AND very nice, but if you're just looking for something "on the side", try salad or fries.I'm not shy, but prefer small, casual get-togethers to large, formal parties. I like foreplay, not four-play. I can skate, dance, bike, hike, canoe, row a boat & swim, but with limited expertise. I'd rather walk than run. I play guitar. I'm afraid of bees & balloons. Not comfortable around guns, either. Not afraid of intimacy, elevators or darkness. Being alone with you in a blackout between the 8th & 9th floors could be fun.Don't like liars, cheaters, violence, the circus, the zoo, liver or olives. Never been to Taco Bell. FAQs:1. Any allergies?Yes. BS.2. Why is my profile so long?Hope to weed out guys who can't go the distance.3. Would I enjoy a threesome?I'm a Gemini. There'll always be 3 of us. If you're a Gemini too, we'll need a bigger bed.4. Naked pics?No. Want nude photos? Buy a magazine.5. Does size matter?Horse or hamster..irrelevant. Big heart..essential. 6. What am I looking for?Love. Passion. My car keys.7. Am I financially secure?Don't need your support, but hope you'll stand behind me. 8. Like porn?No, but love those royalty cheques.9. Do I own a Vette?Not exactly. I stole one.10. Do I swing?If it's my turn at bat.11. Any toys?Had a yoyo. We split up. Now I have Pedro the pool boy.12. Have I ever been intimate with a woman?No. You?13. Do I cam?No. Want a video? Rent one.14. Favourite position?Wide Receiver.15. Least favourite position?Between a rock & a hard place.16. My fantasies?World peace. Comfortable thongs.17. Like motorcycles?Sure. Any excuse to wear leather.18. My type?O. Need a kidney? Wrong site.19. Profile pic current?No. It's age enhanced. That'll be me at 92.20. Age important?No. Unless you don't drink & drive because you're legally too young to do either. 21. Kinkiest thing I've ever done?Ask Ripley. Even HE couldn't believe it.22. Like a man in uniform?Yes! Except those worn by inmates. 23. Friend with Benefits?Sure. I have medical, dental & long-term disability. You?24. University degree important?No, if you can count to 21 without taking off your pants, know that harass is only 1 word, know that Bangor is a place, not an activity & have an IQ higher than your shoe size.25. Into BDSM?No, but I like ABBA.26. How far will I go on a 1st date?Depends who's driving.27. What makes me cry?Funerals, raw onions & people who think manual labour is a Mexican.28. Do I like lacy lingerie?Not on you.29. Do I chat?No. Call Quest.30. Will I date an ex-con?Ex? Yes. Convicts on an "unscheduled" release? No. Aiding & abetting is not my idea of fun.31. Do I like Quickies?No. Mac's.32. Long distance relationship?No. Don't care if you live in a barn or a tent. Live near Ottawa!33. Mother tongue?English, but mom's taken. Je parle un peu franรยงais.34. Phone sex?No. Try Solo, service provider for Palm handhelds.35. Do I like surprises?Small gifts? Yes! Seeing your face on America's Most Wanted? Not so much.36. Safe sex?Yes. Prefer bareback? Buy a horse.37. Talk on the phone?Yes. Use a shoe phone, a cell or a pay phone. If you say you'll call, CALL!38. Do I date married men?No, but my ex's girlfriend does. Want her number?39. More pics?Yes, but Vogue owns the rights.40. Will I date a man with kids?Children? Yes! Goats? No.41. Do I mind if you smoke?We all have vices. Some smoke. Some like reality TV. I accept both.42. Am I a serial dater?No, but I HAVE dated a few flakes.43. Would I like to hook-up?Sure, if we're going skydiving or bra shopping.44. Am I happy?Yes. Not Grumpy, Bashful or Dopey.45. Do I like heels?I'll wear 'em, not date 'em.46. Do I have a retirement plan?Yes. Death.47. Am I generous?Very. I donate regularly to the CRA.48. Do I wear mini skirts?Only on dates with Justin Bieber.49. Glass half full?Yes, unless it contains Dom Pรยฉrignon. Then it's empty.50. Religious?No, unless the Sens make the playoffs. Then, I pray.51. My position on casual sex?Top. Bottom. I'm flexible.52. 1-night stand?No thanks. I like to take things lying down.53. Am I fit?For?54. Do I take the road less travelled?Usually. I don't have a GPS.55. Am I bisexual?No. If it ain't free, I ain't buying.56. Am I fat?As fat as you are stupid.57. Any tattoos?No, but great idea for a 2nd date!Anything, really...I'm easy to get along with and not hard to please. Perhaps something casual, somewhere conducive to conversation. By the way:- If I send you a message, and you don't have the common decency, manners or courtesy to offer even a simple reply - no worries. You are most likely not the kind of person I'd want to meet and I apologize for the intrusion. Seems to me that it costs nothing to be polite. Sadly, there are those apparently who still can't afford it. (please know that "thanks, but no thanks" is a perfectly acceptable response - no explanation or restraining order required). - If we exchange a few e-mails and I say that I am interested in meeting you, then I am sincerely interested in meeting you! If you agree and then go silent, I won't run after you. This is a dating site, not a marathon. If what you say is not at all in sync with what you do, best to find that out sooner than later, so thanks for the heads up. I have no desire to "figure you out". I am a computer person, not a psychiatrist, behaviourist or proctologist.Helpful hints:Things to bring on a first meeting:1. a smile2. a sense of humour3. an open mind4. a happy disposition5. a willingness to communicate6. a clear conscience7. a positive attitude8. your honesty9. your integrity 10. a fridge magnet...(I collect them)Things NOT to bring on a first meeting:1. a checklist2. an application form (I have a job, thanks!)3. a stopwatch4. expectations5. duct tape6. your wife/girlfriend/parole officer7. concealed weapons8. contraband9. your financial statement10. assumptionsOptional items:1. your passport2. a travel brochure3. a toothbrushLook forward to meeting you. Hope I made you smile...WARNING: Any *** individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for commercial purposes, studies, projects or personal/corporate benefit-you DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and/or my intellectual property and will be subject to legal ramifications.
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Malon
West Valley City
- Utah
- United States
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Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 20-40
Hi! My name is Malon. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian woman without kids from West Valley City, Utah, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Brit
West Valley City
- Utah
- United States
Online
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-44
Hi! My name is Brit. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from West Valley City, Utah, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Gwendolyn
West Valley City
- Utah
- United States
Online
Woman. 65 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 55-75
hi im 64yrs, 5,1" blonde hair blue/greeneyes.med build.love country and beach walks,eating out socialising,cinema,diy,true movie dvds,and very long slow passionate kisses, very caring and romantic,love to hold hands.love closeness,but most of all love my man to be very honest and loyal as i am. i am looking for a guy who wants total committment,no really young guys plz.im looking for a friendship leading to a serious relationship with the right person as its no fun on your own . BUT PLEASE NO BEARDS CLEAN SHAVEN ONLY TY.if you think you are that person ,ty very much for reading my profile . PS I JUST WISH TO SAY I DONOT WISH TO MOVE HOME SORRY,take care, norfolkgirl***XXto meet for drink tea or coffee. and getting to know each other and mabe go for a walk holding hands and chat.see if we have any chemistry there,.* * . ( *** /) * . *.*..* . * ( *** ) * * .*.*.* . * *** /? *** . *. *.*.* . * . *** * . . * .**. * . * . * . . * *.* .*PLEASE PUT THIS ON YOUR profile