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BrendonHebron
- Maryland
- United States
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Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38
Arrrrrghhh, I was born a Pirate on the high seas. I specialize in buried treasure, Rum, and making all the scalawags walk to plank. If your interested in the high seas I am the irate pirate that you'd be looking for... Moreover If you actually took any of this seriously you should probably consider getting mental help immediately, if you are actually a pirate (you're already a winner in my book)... teach me your ways! And if you picked up on the over abundance of sexual innuendo you would definitely be the type of person that I could be going for! I mean lets face it, Traveling the globe in search of "booty", and sinking vessels on their ";, who do I look like Johnny mother****ing Depp? The truth is I am probably here for the same reasons you are. No I'm not here looking for games just looking for real . The fact is I'm here to find someone special and have some fun while I'm at it.With that said, if I come off as an ass I probably should... and if I say something completely random to you that comes straight out of left field, it's probably me screwing around with you. Please by all means take everything I say seriously. However if I come off as an ass who happens to be quirky, funny, and down right stunning... you'd probably be correct on pretty much all accounts. I mean how many pirates have you met on plenty-of-fish lately? If you message me and I like you, Lets climb trees, drink kool-aid, and eat Flintstones push-pops.
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HunterHebron
- Maryland
- United States
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Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-29
Hi! My name is Hunter. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Hebron, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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IsiahHebron
- Maryland
- United States
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Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 29-39
I am a complete goofball, dorky, and passionate.Old fashioned to a certain degree. I laugh every chance I get. I have a love for the outdoors and anything that involves me being on the water. Coffee. Campfires. A challenge. I love movies. Inspirational people.A girls gotta have. ...a sense of style all her own, the ability to run in heels, a spark in her eye, and a killer smile. If she becomes a ninja when walking into a spiderweb that is a definite plus. Get matching tattoos, maybe max out a credit card on that stuffed animal toy grabber game.Definitely not a movie, who wants to go out where we can't talk for two hours then a long awkward drive home where I stare forward quietly until I drop you off at the door and have to let you down with a subtle "lets just be friends" as I speed off as fast as possible.
