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Amandalb
Bourbonnais
- Illinois
- United States
Offline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-36
Hi! My name is Amandalb. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Bourbonnais, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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Marquita
Bourbonnais
- Illinois
- United States
Online
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Plenty of fish, they should call it "swimming in a sea of disappointment." lol Thoughts on dating:... "I'd like this ride to stop please so that i can get off'.... If you have pictures of urself making zoolander faces or wearing sunglasses indoors...I understand that it's always sunny in douchebagville but again... I can assure you, we are not a match. Why do guys think it's sexy to have ***self pics in front of the mirror with no shirt on u look like a loser/fag im sorry to be the one to break it to u but chics don't dig that...like... AT ALL. We want u to have a nice body n if there happens to be a pic of u without a shirt then hey thats cool but there is nothing sexy about a guy in a bathroom by himself doing a photo shoot alright all u naiomi cambells out there. If you have to message me more than 3x and i have never met or spoken to u, we are not a match continuing to reach out to me is not helping your case..***Things Guys should know: You say "I like ur smile." she thinks ... "I hope when i go out later that my smile looks slammin in these pants...said NO WOMAN EVER."Don't *** to get attention critiquing my profile, i don't care what u think, what are you an editor ..really? I thought that was obvious I didn't care wen i didn't answer the first 4x. lolGuys will be like "oh um i think ur really hot but um you should change the beginning of ur profile bc it sounds bad. ***"OKAY GUY, I'll GET RIGHT ON THAT.;)" "" I'm not into it, or 6 pictures of ur stomach, ur "cash", or lol this one cracks me up... your Nissan. lolDon't wear skinny jeans. "God that guy over there looks so masculine in those pants .. said NO ONE EVERRR."You don't speak english; I'm not into it.You're younger than 27 n yea sum of you are cute but i'm not into it.Your in your 30's n live at home.. not into it..... I know, I know... "you're buying a house" ,,,,,,,riiiiighhhttt ;)Your standing in front of a puerto rican flag in ur photos: Not into it. Not into it. bahahah this one's hillarious, don't message me your income especially when it's nominal this is only awkward for both of us.Now im sure you can think im a B n im okay with that; i personally think im hillarious n there needs to be some sort of weeding out process on this thing bc the *** overwhelming, only the strong survive fellas, best of luck. ') A little Gurl to guy interpretation....She says "I want sum space"she means;" anywhere you're not will work just fine thanks""I just don't want a bf right now"I just don't want YOU as a bf."You're Really Nice.."Still not gonna sleep with you, your new address is "2 Friend Zone""Oh no I'll pay I got this"Oh dear god, this whole women's movement thing is really over rated."Oh Pizza again, great".He's broke n this relationship is going to make me fat. Awsum ;) lol lol.... He says"Will you marry me?"HE MEANS...."I want to make it illegal for anyone else to ever see you naked, n the tax write off's pretty good too." .***Things girls should know: PS this is funny if u don't laugh get a sense of humor or you are "that guy"Get a "jerk" to "English" dictionary it will go something like this....(not only hilarious but Useful)**Signs he may be a jerk**He says: "we're good" he means..... "we are Not good and I will not be speaking to you again... ever" lolHe says: "I will totally wait to sleep with you." he means.. "when I do ofcourse naturally, I'm out."He says; "I agree, I will let you know what's up." he means... "Im gonna just let u know via text that I am not about this anymore."He says: "no harm, no foul." he means... "flag on the play, unnecessary roughness right around the time your heart burst into flames..(you will know this is occurring bc you will smell smoke) lol ************************************************************************************************************************************************About me:I'm funny, outspoken, impatient, loyal. I seldom want anything badly but when i do it i will go after it. Some you win n some you lose but life is short n i'd rather not regret never trying. I like a challenge, maybe too much. I am paid to analyze and fix problems at work so don't be surprised when i try to do this at home, it doesn't always work out the same but at least you will know where it's coming from. ;) I don't think any relationship is perfect you have to work at it, here's how i look at it.. Teams don't just happen to be high performing it takes time, understanding, respect and knowing what they expect of you and you expect from them and if your willing to give that or compromise. That's what i think makes a relationship work bc there is always gonna be something life isn't always smooth sailing and emotions aren't always rational. I think you kindof have to find someone you like and fix things as they come up. Not my kinda island.. Movies i luv "Just Friends," "Get him to the greek" "super bad" "; shows i like "The big bang theory." "Grey's anatomy.". It really doesn't matter what you do it matters if you wanna see the person again.
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Kate
Bourbonnais
- Illinois
- United States
Online
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
Hi there. Not exactly sure what to say to stand out - all the profiles seem to say the same thing - but I definitely would love to be able to cancel this profile asap!!Very Happy, Social and Vibrant (HSV)!! I have a pretty positive & upbeat attitude and always try to see the bright side of things. I love all the possibilities life has to offer!Well you guys seem to like to ask "So what do you do for fun?" - here goes: Avid reader, I have about ***books!! - Traveling & weekend road trips definitely tops the list. I'm very family-orientated, have a great group of very close friends (some from elemenatry school even!! so I'm very loyal), outdoor activities, concerts, BBQ's. Watching good movies over & over, big animal lover - I used to volunteer at the ASPCA a few years back (just wish I had more time to dedicate to it - major bummer), dinner/drinks, setting goals and achieving them. Definitely more but these are the main ones for *** Any *** individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies, projects, advertising, herpes research,sales, or any other reason-you DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. *** It is recommended that other members post a similar notice.*** If we are meeting for the first time (I'm sorry to all you traditional guys) but it can not be considered a "date". We are essentially strangers meeting for the first time. A quick drink or coffee would be most ideal and then we can take it from there if we click for our second meeting which then can be considered a date :)
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Losea
Bourbonnais
- Illinois
- United States
Online
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-25
Hi! My name is Losea. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Bourbonnais, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Brittney
Bourbonnais
- Illinois
- United States
Online
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
So this is my second time around, first time no luck! I have been single for about a year and a half. Through this process I have learned a lot about myself. What I want and what I don't want out of a relationship. It's going to take someone pretty amazing to change my relationship status, because I will not settle. Family is very important to me. I love anything that has to do with the outdoors! Fishing, camping, beach, campfires, country concerts. I don't mind getting dirty playing in the mud! I'm a down to earth kinda girl! I'm a hard worker . I work in aerospace, I Xray airplane parts. Most days I love my job. Coffee or something to get to know each other!
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Mildred
Bourbonnais
- Illinois
- United States
Online
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I love laughing and smiling:)Very easy going.Fun to be around:) Movies Pizza
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Sharon
Bourbonnais
- Illinois
- United States
Online
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
So when trying to figure out the best way to describe myself, I turned to my best friend for help! Here is what she says...and I only paid her $5....so imagine if I paid her more!! :) "She’s family oriented, down to earth, funny, yet sincere, compassionate, honest, has a huge heart and LOVES to laugh! Her job can be stressful at times, and she works really hard, but loves what she does and enjoys each day to its fullest, trust me. She tries to not sweat the small stuff, she'd rather save her energy for the good stuff. Fun does not even begin to describe her – whoever is in the same room with her always ends up having a blast, whether it’s laughing to tears, dancing, acting silly or just talking about anything and everything. Her laugh is contagious, so anyone that can make her laugh is in for a real treat "I am looking to meet someone who can double as my best friend and partner! I mean, who doesn't love a good two for one deal? Someone who has great family values and doesn't take themselves, or life for that matter, too seriously! Is willing to try anything at least once and can as easily go out for a night on the town, hit up the bowling alley, or sit home with a bottle of wine and a movie (probably a home cooked meal too)! If you can quote movies, thats a bonus! Gentlemen preferred, chivalry lives! :) Perfect first date leads to a second! :)
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Joy
Bourbonnais
- Illinois
- United States
Online
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
Lookin forsomeone to hangout with and have fun.well been on here for a hot minute and nothing has really struck me;( hope something wrks out for the rest of ya;) lol....guys sry but if ur NOT WHITE PLZ DNT ASK ME OUT. GOT LOTS OF DIFF FRIENDS BUT ONLY Date my own race.And now I may sound like a **** BUT REALLY GUYS?????? Plz if ur ovrr weight don't contact me.....u should be able to look at me and see I need a man that can keep up with me..If ur interested in getting to know me shoot me a message:) Lunch or if we decide on something else that's ok to..
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Kathryn
Bourbonnais
- Illinois
- United States
Online
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I am an outgoing person who is goal and career driven! I like quiet nights snuggling but I also like to go out and have fun. I like all kinds of music and love to be outside. I was raised in the South and love Pit bulls. I am not really a picky person. I would like my first date to be creative. I want it to be unexpected and exciting. Not over the top just enough to let me know you were paying attention.
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Claire
Bourbonnais
- Illinois
- United States
Online
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I've discovered that I lived half of my life with my eyes slammed shut and I am most looking forward to seeing everything and experiencing life with both of them wide open.I am a free spirit, a good listener, and a closeted freak.Need I say more?