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DarrinBauxite
- Arkansas
- United States
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Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
I am looking for some woman who will not mind my left crippled leg ( I walk w a limp). Otherwise, I am a guy in every way. My interests are music, rock n roll, guitar, singing, computers, back to music again. It is my passion. I have been very religious but now I want to know/experience life with other caring people and I wouldn't mind some fun.
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Chapmansteph2EBauxite
- Arkansas
- United States
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Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-44
Hi! My name is Chapmansteph2E. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Bauxite, Arkansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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DiggoryBauxite
- Arkansas
- United States
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Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
I enjoy good conversation, and after reading this you will know why...lolPlease remember it is all in good fun....My overall impression is that meetville is a "Let's Meat Market" So if content defines; here's my two cents...more like non sense. This is my Anti Profile I'm really a nice guy... If you can't laugh at yourself..you should not be laughing at/with othersThis was written for my own amusement, providing a bit of personality incite (*no it's intentional...... as in a f’n pun)....It's not that I suffer from a negative self image...)I just think it's f'n funny...please enjoy. And if not...Block me...No hard feelings.Yawn...... Independent, Objective, Obstinate, Assertive,Impossible Done Daily (Sounds like a truck commercial, not to mention...I'm pretty much saying I am going to be a pain in the ass....and it's only the first line) I place honesty first and foremost (Although this only applies to those who are truthful, and those outside of law enforcement, inclusive of the IRS) No exemptions, allowances or exceptions. (This is P.O.F Poindexter....not an IRS audit..) Please don't ask me if you look fat in those jeans, if you ask me for my opinion; I will tell you honestly. (Really? Did I just call you fat?) Never crass. (Did you read the last line?) Always blunt. (no shit) I take pride in my impeccable decorum, old fashioned manners, and gentlemanly conduct. (Just when will this be demonstrated?) If you require someone to give you big reactions; look elsewhere. (And why exactly would I have this line? Just what am I doing…..which would cause women in my life to give a big reaction...or expect one from me? I am a rock; and have been told so many times. (At this point; sounds more like smokin rock....did you catch that part where I called you fat?) Attentive, considerate and very loving as well. To a fault. (Yeah; more like it's your fault for getting close to him....ouch. Too far? NOPE) I lead though example (Example of a world class....nice guy... what did you think i was going to say? My unmatched; wicked, sharp, and dry, sense of humor cut's deep..but reflect the truth. (More like you will cut me deep when you find the truth...lol that's funny My humor has no off switch, and will not relent. If it's funny I will say it. ***Ok you can judge for yourself..) I really prefer to listen, I learn nothing when I speak. (This also tends to allow me to stay in the room longer...obnoxious ass S.O.B. that I am) In fact the sound of my own voice often annoys me!!! (Wonder why....perhaps it's the words. Not so much the voice) Please let me listen...although I am open to new things) Seeking Long Term Relationship I bring no baggage and a really big heart (Cannot really make fun of that one...Please submit any suggestions, which I will promptly *** Question.... Why are pictures the primary method for selecting whom we message? Really? Then I think....wait wait.wait.How could I have overlooked the recent case study in Psychological Science Magazine You know the fifteen year ...groundbreaking case study...Clearly demonstrating compatibility,Based on photos....showcasing....bathroom mirrors....reflecting..males....Cell phone griped in right hand;...Click......... My abs say we are a perfect match....... Female Profile basic template Who can say no.....Like seriously.....Own it girl! Duck face....Yeah I am soooo sexxxy Hair.....didMakeup.... Mac Eyes unfocused.....staring very far off...ohhh how artsy....black and white please...The only color are the eyes...right... ? ? ? ? ? (I know yes yes you look great!) ....Second PictureThe one taken in YOUR car....You in the drivers seat... (because you have taken charge of your life's direction.....you don't take a back seat to any man....third time around's supposed to be the best anyways)Seat-belt optional (depending on cleavage) No lipstick on the teeth now...ClickTerrific......Now all the guys will know!!!!What a perfect first wife I will be. If you have read the whole thing thank you! ..Starbucks on me. Like I'll ever have to buy coffee for anyone besides myself after that read....lol That was all a joke lighten up..ask me anything.True story....emailed this to a friend for laughs....The return *** Dude....You need to get a girlfriend.or something..yeah....why didn't I think of *** Huh What?My first date? Why would anyone want to know about that? This is so confusing????No really I just don't get it....?....W.T.F? I was like...twelve when I went on my first date.Ohhhhhh......wait. wait. wait.I really don't think this is possible.How can a date, I have not been on.........be a first?I have already been on my first date, that was a long; long; long time ago.How the f#$K am going to determine exactly how many dates I have been on? Not to mention...which date my next one will be....Who the hell keeps track of something like that?I am so lost........... (Three Hours later.) Ok...ok...I got it.This will be my seventh date,(Not counting this coffee thing I went on, with this co-worker onetime; but that's an entirely different story.....P.S. Cindy if you happen to read this (I AM SO SORRY about your cat)!!!!So where was I, yes Ahem...My next date will be the eighth, not the first, god the people running this site must think we are some real losers!Now I have to be sure and update my bio each time I go out on a date in order to keep it current. Don't they have an app for that or something? You know what? F**K it! F**K this site! This is too much f'n work!I'm going to read a book.This whole thing is just too confusing.If you are still reading please do your neighbors a favor!Please contact your local mental health services, seriously you need help.If you know you are a little off (if you make over 50k per year you can refer to your self as eccentric, 49k and under then you are just nuts), then we are a great match; do us both a favor and say *** date will be a twenty minutes tops; in a public place, no expectations, no stress.I think an initial "meet" should not even be considered a "date".... Not to ***
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EduardoBauxite
- Arkansas
- United States
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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I’m a passionate human who’s rather shy, and I’m very open with my feeling, so if you want to learn more, be free to ask. I’d like to find an open person who can share their feelings with me.
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MerlynBauxite
- Arkansas
- United States
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Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Simple...I like to go out after a hard week of work and have fun. I have lot's of friends who like the same...but I also love the Twins. I am very easy going and non judgmental. A great sense of humor is a must!! First time on this site and we shall see how it goes!! I am sure I will meet some nice people here and that is all I can ask for!! Dinner and a few drinks or a movie...although I prefer the first option so at least we can talk.
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WinfordBauxite
- Arkansas
- United States
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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I love to cook, and of course eating goes well with cooking. I'm a guy who can find things and yes I admit it I like shopping. Have my own since of style Chucks and jeans and almost always a button down shirt;). Look for jeans type women, chucks are a plus. Concerts are a blast. Piano is sweet, Coldplay is a favorite band. Raised in a Christian Home parents are divorced, I have my own relationship with Christ and have had since 15. Like movies any kind and scary don't scare me. Would like to run my own restaurant and be the cook. I'm a human animal lady's;) and P.S. I make jewelry I love cookin,Quiet dinner and a long walk sounds good to me. So we get to know each other. Movies are for third dates
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GayBauxite
- Arkansas
- United States
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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I'm giving this a try because I'm done with the bar scene, and done with clubs. I recently moved to the area and work quite hard and long hours so meeting new people is difficult. I'm a polite guy that hasn't forgot how to repect a women and treat one with respect. I believe that communication is important to a good relationship. There's so much more to say but no way to put it all in a little summary. So don't be afraid to ask! Message me... I look forward to hearing from you!!
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HoldenBauxite
- Arkansas
- United States
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Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
I like watching hockey and NASCAR. Spending time with my son. Cooking, movies, eating out. Poconos. Cold nights by warm fire. I love to go to museums and spend time in Philly. Looking for someone level-headed and honest. I Need girl who will be appreciative of the things I do for her. I want to find a best friend who is also my lover. Don't want to be messed with and manipulated. No head games please. Need someone who will love me for who I am, and gives back the love I give her.Have to add this in. If you are "not ready" for something serious if it develops, then please don't waste either of our time. I put myself fully into a relationship if I feel there is something developing and I need that from the other person. Tired of putting myself heart and soul into it and having the other person flake on me. I want something real and lasting. So please be honest in what you want. I'm not ruling out casual dating but don't tell me you're in love then a week later say you have too much going on to have a relationship. Thank you. Coffee, lunch or dinner. Something that gives you something to do, but time to talk and get to know each other. Also mini golf or walk on the boardwalk in summer. Perhaps a picnic. Open to new ideas.
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AcieBauxite
- Arkansas
- United States
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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I love eating healthy and staying in shape. In my spare time I enjoy going to the beach, happy hour sushi, hiking,Indoor Rock climbing, sky diving, spending time with friends and/or family. I'm looking for someone who is outgoing, sarcastic, funny and has personality. I love experiencing new things and would love to find someone who is passionate about life and has a sense of adventure! Enjoys relaxing weekends going to breakfast or brunch at the beach, coffee and mimosa's :) Evenings out at a nice wine bar or restaurant is always one of my favorites! I love good food! I'm looking for someone who is over the game and ready to be serious and share life's adventures. Simple first date.... Coffee, Sushi or Brunch at the beach :)
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FowkeBauxite
- Arkansas
- United States
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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I'm a big guy with a big heart. I'm quiet and contemplative. I am polite and well mannered. I love God, kids, animals, and pick-up trucks. When I laugh it's hard to stop. I'm looking for someone I can talk to, someone I can cook with, eat with, and clean up with. I love walks in the evening, watching the sun go down. I wish on stars. I want someone that I can go to church with, read with, pray with, serve with, and go on mission trips with. I do have a tattoo, and would like to get another. Anything else you'll just have to ask me. Some place quiet and with good food.
