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HanhGuntersville
- Alabama
- United States
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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
I\'m spiritual, laid back, goofy, loves music, Intelligent, and romantic, open minded. My match would be younger than me, single, no kids, holds a job, should be a reflection of me.
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KaylenGuntersville
- Alabama
- United States
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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
I have an amazing little girl who will be 3 in February. She`s amazing, very smart, and is my entire heart! I work full time on a shitty shift, but I work my butt off for what I have. I love goin out having fun. I love doin pretty much anything all the way from sitting around watching a movie, goin fishing, goin riding (talkin about four wheelers trucks anything ) too going out to a bar. I just LOVE country music 3 it's amazing!;) Wanna know more just message me!
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HaeGuntersville
- Alabama
- United States
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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
Can you read? I suggest you read the whole profile, because I'll know ifa) You didn't read the profile and come off as a moronb) Send a copy and paste message, resulting in an insult based on your photo/how badly your "about me" is filled out.Feel inadequate yet? ok!Yes... I am from South Africa, yes that is a country if you're wondering and yes... if you're still this clueless as to this point in my profile as to how a white person may be from Africa you should click alt+F4 to send me an ***! My profile appears to be messed up like that... seriously... alt+F4 works if you haven't clicked both at once by now.No? Still here? Well you can't exactly deny my attempt to lose ya!I'm from South Africa and I'm a stand-up comedian. No I won't give you any jokes to tell your friends, because nobody who's smart works for free. I'm a student at UW, so screw your predispositions of a white girl going to WLU. Not only do I love beer, but I love alcohol in general! No good story ever began with "I'm high on life..." or ended with "..and then I got home", so don't even try if drinking isn't in your repertoire!OK, so more about me... since some guys on here are freakin retards and don't care to write more than 50 keystrokes. Seriously. If you can't fill your "about me" I'll assume you're a serial killer/rapist and will *** messages. Being a comedian, I've seen my fair share of events and guys. You will be made fun of if you're a moron, just a heads up. If you're willing to put an actual effort into the first message, full props to you bru!.. I love using the vuvuzela and if you hated them in ***you'd best not send me a message. It's a Saffer staple!For food anything on the braai (ugh... barbecue) works. I don't care what animal it is, I'm a Boer and I'll eat what's on the plate in front of me!Music: don't give me country. Seriously. I don't care about your dog/girlfriend/tractor or in many cases they're all the same (do you people screw animals here? yikes), so don't message me if you're a "country boy". I love rock and techno and/or high BPM music. If you can match that, you're good.Books I don't care. If you're literate and can actually use proper grammar/syntax you can message me without getting a sarcastic message. Otherwise I'll assume you're a chromosome short of a full man.Movies I love, just hate chick flicks. If you think "; are the ideal story I think you're not cut out for me. I love a good documentary or mindf**k. P.S. I like to sneak alcohol into theatres to spice films up!I know what happened to Mankrik's wife. Get this reference without googling and I'll be amazed.I have a few dislikes... If you can't spell words like "you" or "are" without trying, don't bother messaging me. Same goes for the following:Your = possessive -Your language is badYou're = You are - You're illiterateYou = Shouldn't need this or your grade 7 English teachers are hanging themselves...Their = possessive - Their profile is poorly filled outThere = a place - I won't go there for fear of being subjected to his stupidityThey're = they are - They're too stupid to send me a message but still mess up anyways and send me something 2 shades higher than down syndrome because people don't know how to read.Asking "How are you?" or "What's going on?" isn't funny or original. It's sad. Please don't ask that.I'm a nice girl however. I get paid to make people laugh, and quite well for that matter. I've done standup throughout the land and won't hesitate to try my luck with Canadians. I'll try not to mention people from this site, as that would be rude. Disclaimer: I have an accent and Canadians are borderline retarded when it comes to accents. I've been called a resident of everywhere BUT South Africa. It's pretty sad.I hate kids. Sorry, but don't ever introduce them into my life or I'll introduce you to a door out of my life. Same goes for your family... at least until I'm cool with you. Meeting someone's parents from the first through eighth dates is awkward as hell, so don't pull that. If you're looking for easy sex, HAH! Try somewhere else buddy.
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LexieGuntersville
- Alabama
- United States
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Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 19-27
Hi! My name is Lexie. I am single mixed woman from Guntersville, Alabama, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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AnnelleGuntersville
- Alabama
- United States
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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
I'm a single mother....my little boy is three years old...can't believe it! I love to hang out N chill...watch movies, go roller skating, play basketball, play video games, bowling, pool etc.....My favorite time is spending time with my little man. Have own house own car own job not looking for hand outs or someone that is....I just want someone that I can be best friends with ...def has to be a good cuddler ;-) and def has to like kids...I want to meet someone who has goals and shows that they are trying to reach them ....For music I like R&B and hip hop ....I'm real and I just want someone to be real with me :-)Honesty and Communication are key in what i'm looking for... playing games? Don't message me IMPRESS ME & BE SINCERE
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StephGuntersville
- Alabama
- United States
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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 20-30
I'm easy-going, open-minded and have a good sense of humor. A few things I love:AdventureMusic festivalsIntelligencePaintingPassionReadingWant to know more ask away. Anything. ;)
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CharleenGuntersville
- Alabama
- United States
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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
I\ I love that feeling of "I knew I could do it !" We\'ll know shortly if we "click" or not. It could be for dinner or lunch or just a drink.
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LayneGuntersville
- Alabama
- United States
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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 20-30
I enjoy music, I play drums and guitar love spending time with my friends, dancing and enjoying life. Im to old for games, communication is key. I work hard but still believe in having fun, lifes to short to just be working all the time! Ooo my favorite dates are the creative ones I dont need money spent on me to have a good time just something fun and different.
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AideenGuntersville
- Alabama
- United States
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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 22-32
I have no family here so my close friends are my family. Currently working 2 jobs. I'm doing everything on my own, i dont need to rely on anyone. I love to joke and play around, add a little bit of fun even to hard times. I'm down for meeting new friends too so hit me up
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NenitaGuntersville
- Alabama
- United States
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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 19-29
A hopeless romantic who is pretty upbeat, financially responsible, and light-hearted. I tend to lend a helping hand when appropriate so if you do not have a compassionate heart we are not a match.
