SIMILAR PEOPLE
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MastermanOffline
Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 29-39
.. I am a man of simple pleasures: educating myself, reading, sports, good company, tv shows, movies, & the outdoors. I love camping tho I don't get to go often, traveling, & seeing new places. I have a very sarcastic sense of humor & love making people laugh. I bartended for 7 years while getting my bachelors degree in political science, now I work in IT for a healthcare company. Crazy road but it's working for me so far. I strive to be the best person I can be everyday. I don't lie or play games. I am the poster boy for nice guys & I may not be in first but I refuse to finish last.
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OswaldoOffline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
SWM in non-existant job seeks hostile woman for tepid sex, hustling, and mutual psychological torture. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and self-righteous indignation. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. I can't stand movies, and the last album I bought was The Elvis Presley Revival Band's Greatest Hits. Way down deep, I'm very shallow. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing pointless quotes of classical works, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I'm 31, but look 58 and feel 65. I'm looking for a fun evening that doesn't end in a puddle of vomit or at the emergency room. I am looking for a good time and a few laughs that have nothing to do with your nude photos. I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a courtroom.YOU: You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. You feel very strongly about woman's rights and equality when it suits your purpose. You filled your profile with generalities, and yet you expect guys to guess what you are interested in when writing to you. Extra credit if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take your time with me. For our first date we should head over to Wal- You wouldn't have to get all dressed up an stuff, I could find out what your favorite color was and you could find out if I blush when we walk through the lingerie section. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 20 and rehash mother issues with women over 49, serious replies please…P.S. This hopefully made you laugh because it is fictitious. I think a good first meet up would be for coffee and figure out if we click. I'm old school and a first date needs to be asked in person.
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VortigernOffline
Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38
This is a work in progress but read on. Hello, I am a hard working guy who doesn't play nearly as hard. I own a house but don't live there (my ex doesn't have anything to do with it). I own two cars but only drive one. I am divorced and have a two year old son. I share joint parenting so I will not always available at first. I go to school part time and am working on a degree in accounting/finance. I am a certified chef and love to exercise that talent. I have one dog who is allergic to almost everything she eats. I love to read, watching TV is ok, and I really like to go to the movies. I like go on a stroll when the weather is nice, catch a game if it's not raining, and love to swim. I am interested in traveling to faraway places and visiting the exciting places close by. I am looking for that special someone who makes me crave their company. I want to look forward to a text in the morning and be sad if I don't get it. I want be able to sit on the couch when we get old and just be happy that you are reading a book in the same room that I am. Just a note - my phone keeps me logged in so if I show as onlinr but don't immediately answer that is the reason. Something open and public. Maybe a trip to Union Terminal or Findley Market where it's always a good time.