Ursula, 45
Online
About Me
I'm a bit of a foodie, so Applebee's is out of the question. I'm becoming a little coffee snob as well. (Sorry Folgers, we're breaking up.) I decided I wanted to learn how to box, so I've been taking a class that kicks my butt. Love it.I consider myself to be a writer, but it's not my profession...yet. When I work out, I have to listen to alternative metal rap rock (Red, 12 Stones, Beautiful Republic...) so if the IPod dies, I'm done.I'd like to get my Master's degree at some point. I loved school and love learning.)I like to go boating, fishing, wine tasting, go to the gym, run, go to the beach, go shooting with my dad, and have dinner and drinks with friends. Out of sheer desperation, I created a website for people to get help with their dating profiles and pics. I want to date, but have had to sort through so many horrible profiles and pictures that it's actually disturbing. I NEED to help. It's selfish really. And because some people didn't believe: www.datingprofilerehab.com Reasons I will most likely not respond if you message me: If you have taken a pic of yourself in the bathroom mirror, if you are wearing a hat and sunglasses hiding your entire face, if you are not smiling (because really, you just look pissed off), if you're sticking your tongue out (C'mon - ewww), if your headline references sex or fishing in any way, or if you are dressed like a woman (true story). You can message me, but if you don't have a profile photo, I won't even read it before I delete. I need a gentleman...someone who can lead me places that I am happy to follow. I'm looking for an interesting, intelligent man with confidence whom I can respect. I don't believe in love at first sight, but I do believe in immediate, intense chemistry and I want the butterflies! I think kindness and honesty are completely underrated qualities these days, but I require them in my relationships. Balance, peace and joy are priceless and what I strive for. I don't understand this word "drama" - life in general is tricky enough without adding a bunch of BS to it!! That's just crazy.I have two small tattoos. I crave travel - the farther away, the better!I'm probably the only woman in North America who hasn't read "Fifty Shades of Grey." I don't know why.My 8 year old son rocks!! He has a better sense of humor than a lot of adults and the sweetest heart on earth. I think the HOA frowns on that sort of thing, though.I'm a Christian, but not a saint. I'm not judgmental. Criticism is useless and cruel. I don't know what Christian-other means...I'm not "other." I believe in the Golden Rule. If you're just looking for a "good time," I'm not your girl.I love movies and occasionally speak in movie lines, "...it ain’t about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done!" (Google it.) I don't watch much TV, but the writers of the Big Bang Theory are comedic geniuses.I think Smart cars and Hummers are equally ridiculous.Nothing is more valuable than good health, so physical fitness is important to me. Don't get me wrong...you don't have to be perfect, just perfect for me.Lastly, if you think my description is too long, we are not a match. If you saw how long it is then skipped to the last line, but decided to go back and read it in full, there's a small chance. Seriously though, I've had complaints. If you don't like my profile, you definitely won't like me, so please move along...without comment. If you ask me for naked pics, I will delete and probably block you.Take care and best of luck. Meet for a beverage of some kind...coffee, beer or wine in a relaxed atmosphere.
PERSONAL INFORMATION
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Looking for
man
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Relationship
Separated
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Have kids
No
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Wants kids
Someday
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Ethnicity
Caucasian
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Faith
Christian
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Body type
Athletic
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Height
5'4"
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Eye color
Green
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Smoke
No
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Drink
Yes, socially
INTERESTS
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