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NicoleOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
This is where I try to be funny, but I'm the only one laughing, and those of you that are, are the true geeks, so welcome! I am 41, and yes these photos are recent- I'm told I look 30, but that being said, I really am 41, and also want to date 40 and above. Okay maybe a REALLY mature 36, but warning: I DO NOT WANT ANY MORE KIDS. I have two lovely men in college and they put me through enough hell that God has granted me a "get out of hell free card", true story.P.A), wine, coffee, FOOD, baking cookies, entertaining, reading, art, dancing, and church. Church? gulp, cough....yes I go once in a while and wouldn't mind sharing that with someone. Please no crazy evangelicals, but Lutheran, Presbyterian, Catholic would be great as long as you are ok with drinking and occasional swearing. (I've got the card remember) Not a deal breaker if you respectfully disagree, but if the mere thought offends you, you might want to bolt at this point. I take fairly good care of my body (see exhibit B) if you do not take care of yours on a similar level, I'm probably not interested. Don't need a sugar daddy, been taking care of myself and two boys for a long time, however I'm not interested in sponsoring struggling musicians (cute as you are). I am a muralist, fine artist, designer, teacher, and I'm going back to school to get my Masters, so I'm a pretty busy cookie, but really would like to meet someone special to grow old with. (nostalgic music playing) I'm not materialistic or very high maintenance, unless you know how to fix bikes. Re-read my age requirements, that goes for grandpa Joe too! I am a teacher so PLEASE use the spell-check feature built into this program (the red dashed underline means you are misspelling a word!!!!!!!) Seriously? On the other hand, if you are witty or a smart ass, please inquire within! The best first date I ever had was a 2 hour hike followed by a shooting range (which I had never done before, and was very uncomfortable with), then beer tasting at a brewery, and then dinner at a 5* restaurant. Though we didn't work out because of our age difference, that still goes down in history as one of the best dates ever....can you beat it?
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UrsulaOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I'm a bit of a foodie, so Applebee's is out of the question. I'm becoming a little coffee snob as well. (Sorry Folgers, we're breaking up.) I decided I wanted to learn how to box, so I've been taking a class that kicks my butt. Love it.I consider myself to be a writer, but it's not my profession...yet. When I work out, I have to listen to alternative metal rap rock (Red, 12 Stones, Beautiful Republic...) so if the IPod dies, I'm done.I'd like to get my Master's degree at some point. I loved school and love learning.)I like to go boating, fishing, wine tasting, go to the gym, run, go to the beach, go shooting with my dad, and have dinner and drinks with friends. Out of sheer desperation, I created a website for people to get help with their dating profiles and pics. I want to date, but have had to sort through so many horrible profiles and pictures that it's actually disturbing. I NEED to help. It's selfish really. And because some people didn't believe: www.datingprofilerehab.com Reasons I will most likely not respond if you message me: If you have taken a pic of yourself in the bathroom mirror, if you are wearing a hat and sunglasses hiding your entire face, if you are not smiling (because really, you just look pissed off), if you're sticking your tongue out (C'mon - ewww), if your headline references sex or fishing in any way, or if you are dressed like a woman (true story). You can message me, but if you don't have a profile photo, I won't even read it before I delete. I need a gentleman...someone who can lead me places that I am happy to follow. I'm looking for an interesting, intelligent man with confidence whom I can respect. I don't believe in love at first sight, but I do believe in immediate, intense chemistry and I want the butterflies! I think kindness and honesty are completely underrated qualities these days, but I require them in my relationships. Balance, peace and joy are priceless and what I strive for. I don't understand this word "drama" - life in general is tricky enough without adding a bunch of BS to it!! That's just crazy.I have two small tattoos. I crave travel - the farther away, the better!I'm probably the only woman in North America who hasn't read "Fifty Shades of Grey." I don't know why.My 8 year old son rocks!! He has a better sense of humor than a lot of adults and the sweetest heart on earth. I think the HOA frowns on that sort of thing, though.I'm a Christian, but not a saint. I'm not judgmental. Criticism is useless and cruel. I don't know what Christian-other means...I'm not "other." I believe in the Golden Rule. If you're just looking for a "good time," I'm not your girl.I love movies and occasionally speak in movie lines, "...it ain’t about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done!" (Google it.) I don't watch much TV, but the writers of the Big Bang Theory are comedic geniuses.I think Smart cars and Hummers are equally ridiculous.Nothing is more valuable than good health, so physical fitness is important to me. Don't get me wrong...you don't have to be perfect, just perfect for me.Lastly, if you think my description is too long, we are not a match. If you saw how long it is then skipped to the last line, but decided to go back and read it in full, there's a small chance. Seriously though, I've had complaints. If you don't like my profile, you definitely won't like me, so please move along...without comment. If you ask me for naked pics, I will delete and probably block you.Take care and best of luck. Meet for a beverage of some kind...coffee, beer or wine in a relaxed atmosphere.
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MillicentOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
; camping, boating, running, riding quads. I like gardening, but hate mowing the lawn. Love bon fires and summer days at the river. Family means everything, if you have a problem with that..move on. I prefer seafood and a margarita on the rocks.. or a good dark beer. I'm adventurous and love to try new things. One of my goals this year is to complete 13 running events. You know 13 in ***...falling behind on this goal. If you want to know more ask.. We can figure that out.