SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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QdeeOnline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 20-28
I love football, pretty much all sports. One of the nicest guys you would ever meet, just don't take it for weakness. I'm just a calm and cool guy who gets it done in every way. ***
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AmirOnline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
To anyone who would care please read on!!!I am indeed aware that I do appear on the outside to be slightly rough round the peripheries due to the wear and tear over many years though I am constructed to last and made of the rare quality materials...that doesn't mean I'm not likeable, approachable, or lacking in intellect or sensitivity!...... most likely someone wonderfully natural who would bring a happiness and laughter to the mixing pot and a woman who is comfortable in jeans and t-shirt..all this getting dressed up is just fakery. It would be great to find a woman who could make me smile warmly even though it hurts my cheeks terribly when I smile.I am without doubt energetic,very creative, slightly mischievous, enthusiastic, intelligent, honest and bounce into life when being active. It must be said though I am tempered by moments of complete laziness, vulnerability and utter stupidity!, It would be my pleasure to hear your responses and questions but if I appear not to be your type i.e... then I shall endeavour to enlighten!..., you may indeed have missed the rarest of treasures and the opportunity of discovering something very special and enigmatic....My natural hair colour is most definitely natural and I do use moisturiser daily. Chesse'n'onion pastie from Greggs and perhaps some tomato soup and garlic humous with granary bread, this would be followed by some face to face chat. Any meeting could be in a small venue of your choice where the possibility of hiding in the corner is an option and where the lighting is dim and your fear and trepidation is not as apparently clear, not to mention reducing the perceivable wrinklesI reality there are of course limitless options to choose from and it would indeed be up to both of us to find out where and what we would like to go and do.
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BroderickOnline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
The position of Special Curator has arisen to care for a rare antiquity that, depite its age and ***, is considered by some to be worth preserving.The position will be drab, sad and tedious to hold; the rewards precious, but few - to be honest, there's probably something wrong with you if you have read this far.Duties will include:Experiencing 'fascinating' music (anything from obscure post-'77 new wave to even-more-obscure contemporary electronica) and cinema so esoteric even the directors forgot about the films;Pedantic correction of grammar;Being seen in public with someone who has a style, but is neither fashionable nor unnoticeable. Passionate debating skills on the following are essential:The possibility that Baudrillard's Hyperreality is, in fact, real;;Whether we should be going out dressed like this. You must also have Gaggia skills and be able to demonstrate ability with a corkscrew. A working knowledge of grammar and syntax is essential. Actually, forget the Gaggia skills - nobody goes near my machine! In return you will be offered the generous affections and loyalty of a dog; and indeed, the loyalty of a sweet little dog. Endless transitive and intransitive laughter is also available, leading to existential self-doubt and questioning of your ability, frivolity and morality.The subject has the potential to give greatly; perhaps you are the one to take him in hand, to coax forth much love and delight. However, applicants are requested to respond with a bloody convincing reason as to why they'd want the *** Applicants are allowed ten minutes' contact, under heavy supervision, at a time and venue of their choosing.