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Elise, 39

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About Me

I am outgoing and i say what i think. I am not rude or disrespectful. I don't lie because it takes to much energy to remember a lie and im lazy. the truth is so much simpler. I love to fish. i like walking in the park,cooking , reading, and watching movies. I have a great sense of humor. Oh and here is one major thing.... YES I HAVE A BIG BUTT AND BIG BOOBS AND NO YOU CANNOT SEE THEM SO DONT BOTHER ASKING. IF THATS ALL U WANT KEEP MOVING CAUSE I HAVE NO PROBLEM WHAT SO EVER IN TELLING YOU TO FCK OFF. OH AND NO I DONT WANT TO SEE WHAT YOUR PACKING IF I WANT TO SEE ONE THAT BAD I WILL BUY A BOOK!!!!!!!!!! my ideal first date is one where i laugh the whole time.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Tania

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I enjoy most anything with the right company, but can still make a good time with even a bunch of duds. I am very unlike most women....I guess if you would like to know how? Well you'll just have to ask me for yourself. Coffee or ice cream for sure!!Short and sweet:)

  • Delores

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    First let me say that if you're looking for a hook up or something on the side- I am not interested. I am testing the dating pool water one toe at a time right now, no speeding into the deep end and especially no skinny dipping. I enjoy country, rock, and some 80s/90s pop and r&b music. Other genres are fine, I'm just a tad picky and have taste. :) Concerts are my luxury expense, I love to go a few times a year and whoop it up from the pit. ;) I rarely drink, no need when I'm this much fun already! I definitely enjoy a balance of being serious as well as enjoying life. I am a mom, and my kids are always going to be my priority. That doesn't mean I won't make time for someone special, just means I won't cast them aside for anyone. I volunteer at their schools and love being active in my community. I am also pretty opinionated. I will definitely listen to your views, worse case scenario we'll have to agree to disagree. In regard to my pics- I posted the comparison photo because I am very proud of how far I've come in a year. I am on a quest to be healthier while still enjoying my life. I do not aspire to be a size 6, I'm very happy with the curves I own. My purpose is to be healthy and live a long, happy life with my family. Exercise is a good thing, but I don't allow it to consume my schedule. Slow and steady wins the race.I'm not going to write a great deal about my business or my personal life- that information is on a need to know basis. Getting to know someone involves effort, not reading an essay. :)***Update- If you aspire to have 15 minutes of fame on Catfish, please do not bother contacting me. If you speak or write in the manner befitting a kindergarten drop out, please look elsewhere. If your pants "sag", I'm not for you. If you have gold (or silver) in your mouth where teeth should be, keep it moving. If you refer to women as shorty, honey dip, hoochie, or the like- trust me, we would not mesh well. If you have 8 kids by seven different women, don't bother dating, just don't. If your idea of a great first date is casing a house so you can go back later, step off- way off! Otherwise, if you can handle an opinionated, smart ass with a mind of her own- feel free to say hello. I just figured I would give the online option a shot and see if there really are more fish in the sea, or maybe the rivers around here are dry? Public place... Ideas?

  • Maggie

    Online

    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    Hello there I'm Christina, looking for a relationship. Also trying to loose weight. Hope all is well. Im looking for something real and someone honest, no games, respectful to woman, open person. even if its difficult to say what you need to say. Love to spend time with my son. If you want a one night stand im not the one. if you want a quiet night with a glass of wine or a beer i am the one. if you like to hold hands no matter where we are or just show affection i like that too. if you want someone who is seriously wanting someone to hold in there arms and feel like you never want to let go...im your girl. i love walks on the beach im open to new things. i will tell you how i feel about something and not hold it in forever. i used to do that and it got me into a place i didnt want to be in. things are looking up just need someone to share it with. christina How about we talk/text before we have our first date and if we like each other we can go from there. Lets have dinner, or drinks , even a movie, coffee is ok too! i havent been roller skateing in years and years maybe that we can do if ur up for that.

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